andor spinoff called ifthen

Donald Trump trained Marco Rubio to sleep standing up, like a horse.

Yee Haw

If Democrats win back either house in 2026 they need a Benghazi style commission to investigate RFK. Even if they cannot force him from office, they can at least destroy his viability as a candidate in 2028.

Make Jolly the Order of the Day

been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

you tricky bastard

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*does Ric Flair voice* STOVE TOP STUFFING

Instant all-timer here:

Taco Bell Biv Devoe

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

Prediction markets show potential payoff rather than the odds. The more bets placed on a candidate, the lower the payoff. Gamblers put big money on Cuomo, a household name, before the primary. More bets were placed on Mamdani after the primary, rather than Cuomo, who’d already lost once to Mamdani

I switched to Tidal. Better sound quality than Spotify, better interface than Apple or Amazon. My only complaint is I can’t share music on Insta like I did with Spotify. When I share a song to stories it posts a thumbnail with no audio and no link back to Tidal

Commanders defense is ass

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me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane

“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”

heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!

Involuntarily said this in Grace Jones's voice:

they should do a Blackberry movie about the first pizza joint to also serve wings

America in 2025:

No! No!!

when the tryptophan hits

All hail the dark prince of yacht

Now playing. Jan Jelinek: loop-finding-jazz-records (2001)

Just try your best Try everything you can And don't you worry what they tell themselves When you're away It just takes some time Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride Everything, everything'll be just fine Everything, everything'll be alright, alright

When Charlie Kirk died, MAGA leaders promised it would unify the base, while rallying millions of previous skeptics to the fascist cause. Neither has happened. Even better, Kirk's death is causing MAGA infighting that is tearing at the seams. www.salon.com/2025/11/24/c...

“One day, some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother’s groceries all the way home. You know why, Charlie Brown? It was outta respect.”

Mister Stardust, the coolest AP Bio teacher ever.

Ÿ̴̻̣̫̭̦̻̣͙̂̽̎͘r̴͍̭̒̆͆̈́̓ ̷̫͙̞͈̋̇̀͋͂ͅȏ̴̧̳̪̯͈̜͉̠̔̈̓̅̀͘͠p̸͔̜͇̬̹͔̮̝̬̔͊̏͐̋͐̏̓e̷̡̳͈̦̤̣̦̍́̒̏̂̂͘n̵̫̖͖̭̥͋̏̄̋͜͜͝ ̵̯̥̤̋̓̑m̶̻̽̓̀̌̔͗͊̍͑̏o̷̡̳͓͉̼̳̘̍͛̿̃͌͝u̵̗̭̱͓̳͐͐̆t̶̝̔̅̔̔̚͠h̶̡̛̃ ̴̖͎̣̱͓̖͎̄͝a̷̹̼̺̖͂͗̚ͅw̶͈̞̹̬͗ȁ̷̳͇̞̱̪̙̬̬į̶̧̛͕̬̄͊̌̔̀͊̇̆̚͜ţ̸͕̗̅̀̿͐̑̒̐̓i̴̜̪̘̠̣̥̊̈̌͌̏͒̏̀͊̋ͅn̶̼̖̙̖͂̇͒́́́̕͝ǵ̵̳͖̫̯̠̯̺͇̽̊̎͂͝ ̶͎̝̮̘̄m̸̳͍͈̥̝͖̊͐̓̒̇͋̾̋͜ẏ̵̦̬̼͕̱͙̒͘ͅ ̸̛͙̜̫̬̻͈̦͇͛̑̃̓̒͊͝h̵͔͓̏̈́͋͆̅̽̏̇͝ä̷̧̧̱̠̪͉͍̜́̇͊ͅr̴̨̛͇͕̪̈́̎̿̈͑̔̚͝v̶̧͍̖͇̫̠͕͙̙͚̑e̸͕͎̽̑̄͛̉̃̈s̸̤͛̀ţ̵̦̱͒̃͗ ̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

Pat Macafee is confusing. He doesn't comb his hair and made weed jokes. WHo is his audience?

Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

I have NEVER seen him smile this hard.

But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy

Dizzee Rascal met a fan

Seriously

quite a lot (and hard to answer in one post) but A) mortgages + associated contagion were much larger, B) the scale of the default swaps/synthetic stuff was much larger C) I believe also the amount of bank exposure is much, much smaller for data centers

if white voters in southern states were the same as white voters in New York this would be every electoral map of our lifetimes

its not pedophilia unless it comes from the pedophile region of wall street

Ancient philosophy is 50% profound eternal wisdom and 50% that same exact guy declaring with supreme confidence two paragraphs later that pee is stored in the armpit.

You been hit by a smooth hymnal