"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Just me calmly trying to recreate the entire heresy on my own

More killing tech they developed in Gaza to bring the war home

rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.

23. APOCALYPTIC - #VividShadows 2025 “You know, all things considered? There are worse ways it could go...”

Increasingly yes.

“I didn’t have a problem watching ICE abduct and disappear people, ripping babies from their mothers or pinning migrants to the ground and punching them in the head before taking them to a concentration camp in Florida. But now they took my wife and I feel bad about it!”

“I Was an Idiot” Trump Voter Breaks Down After ICE Arrests His Wife Despite His Support #leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

he was so real for this

Sharing this because it's funny.

Posting a different Palestinian riot Santa from Bethlehem every day til Christmas #1

Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

accidentally did more washing than I have drying space

New Amazing Digital Circus ep continues to be fantastic. Still waiting on Caine to deliver the AM hate speech.

1997 ❤️

how life feels when you ignore the game awards

bro what do you mean aaron rodgers might be lying about having a wife

Art by • Chuma Hill

Tenants at the historic Leland House just can’t catch a break.

Iron Warriors Legion Headquarters spotted.

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Don’t wait for someone to come and save you, all we have is ourselves. act.dsausa.org/s/4536.Xd0xHm

If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity

heard they finally added "Jackin Off" as the newest skill to OSRS, with 72 construction you can add a "Goon Cave" to your player-owned house, very excited to see how this affects the meta

Thinking back to how people were "hysterical" for calling trump white supremacist and now he's doing nordic theory on the campaign trail

rock and roll photos

"Wouldn't you like to talk to your dead grandma forever" is the central plot point of Cyberpunk 2077 in which Johnny Silverhand is attempting to escape from precisely that form of hell

we’re a rogue gangster nation lol

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...

Happy 5 year anniversary to one of the best video games ever made aka Cyberpunk 2077.

annual reminder that elf on the shelf solely exists to desensitize children to living in a surveillance state

I don't think people realise that a big budget prestige Warhammer 40k adaptation would suck.

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

I logged into Twitter, saw the John Birch Society was posting about Five Nights At Freddy's, and logged back out again.

One day after Metro Times contacted the city about the outage, Detroit began issuing $2,000 fines to the building’s owner and will continue writing tickets every day until heat is restored. The city is also weighing legal action.

Technically it's a #wipwednesday as I still have to put them on real bases and clean up all the fiddly bits I see in the pics. Hrm. Fiddly Bits (Gitz?) ain't a bad name for this Necromunda goblin squad from @gazminis.bsky.social #miniaturepainting #warhammer #goblins #necromunda

-Good Girl

A great gift for your boss' holiday party. 🥰