prances around gayly, pissing you off

ChatGPT's new security features make the bot sound like an abusive 45yo man who just realized he might go to jail because his girlfriend is 12 Which makes sense, given who's left at OpenAI

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

Holy shit american badgers are so wide...

in 2027 they made drawing a cartoon arse illegal. my open-mouthed face stolen from a discord ID check appeared on everyone's screens with ARSE PREDATOR written under it. I was arrested in 0.5 seconds because an AI smelled me buying a microwave burger and followed me home through nest cameras

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

This is basically just my dad lol

Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

Quiznos Coyote 11”x14” Oil on Canvas

Originally only available as a hatchback, the Saab 900 range gained an important new bodystyle in 1981: a 4-door saloon with sloping boot, shown here in Turbo form. It was described in this UK brochure as evidence of a dynamic stage in Saab's evolution. #carbluesky

They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this

had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this

Ferret hugging a Cacomistle

District of Columbia

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES I SEE THIS CAR HERE!?

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

THREAD: Let’s talk about Roni, the outstanding raccoon mascot of the 1980 Winter Olympics …

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Discovered something

"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This." A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.

Leaving Hokkaido I can’t believe they send you off with Ogata

I’ve seen enough. Annie has now been downgraded to the second most demented tank top I’ve seen here

so, some personal news

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

Olympics Postponed After Torchbearer Gets Held Up At Deli Counter

once again thinking about the lemon water

Upsetting Monorail IS Real and WILL Hurt You

People you may know:

Cats eating out of bread bowls.

awawa meets awebo

Robin - Gator Days

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

HATMAN.BMF

me n oakley www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

You don't understand scale. Use $50 to buy 10 chicks. In 6 months you have 250 eggs. Hatch those eggs. 6 months you have 6,250 chicks. Brood them. 6 months you have 156k eggs. Hatch them. 6 mo you have 3.9MM eggs. Sell them for $27 each. You just made over $100,000,000 #riseandgrind

patreon print for february

My “the NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI” shirt has people asking me a lot of questions answered by the shirt

ten years ago today no one clapped

the jerk stop called

furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like

well that could mean anything really

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Well, that was incredible.

Springsteen in MN tonight performs as a special guest for Tom Morello’s benefit concert. #RageAgainstTheMachine #TheBoss #MinnesotaUnited