Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds voice “now Mr Greenwald when Trump is out of office I imagine you are going to want to take off that hot dog suit of yours. Ain’t you? That’s what I thought”

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

happy birthday to Sledgehammer, one of the most iconic needledrops in cinema history in Children of Men (2006)

happy earth day 🌎 ♻️

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

This is about as terrifying as it gets when it comes to flying umbrellas. This is exactly how people end up impaled. While this incident happened in a stadium, it is much more common to see this happen on a beach. Buy a beach umbrella that meets new anchor safety standards this summer.

Normalize being disgusting

Cardi B, who is a big history buff, nerds out when she learns that Amy Carter brought her a signed copy of her father, the late President Jimmy Carter’s, book.

viscachas

Katie is watching baseball and for some reason the commentators started talking about K-Pop Demon Hunters, and this led to one of them explaining to the other that BTS is “like New Kids on the Block, or a larger version of Hanson”

Entity that ruins businesses

Happy Thursday! Enjoy this dumpy lil’ sleepy boy. 💤

Even if R.E.M.'s MONSTER had only consisted of the two tracks "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" and "Bang and Blame," it would still qualify as one of the greatest rock albums of the 90s

Yeah im a MILB Man I Love Bahn Mi

time to get muddy with the lads !!!

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

ah, my favorite part of taxes: ARE YOU AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF YONKERS???

It’s that special time again, when I must swear that I am not now, nor have I ever been, a resident or worker of Yonkers

Weird how when a You're Wrong About fujoshi paleocon quote tweets your account you end up deluged with malewifes and rent boys in the notifications.

In praise of Cafe du Monde and tourist trap eateries everywhere:

Ve a buscar a tu abuelo; esta afuera bailando como un payaso.

A stoat changing coats. ❄️🌷

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

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Jun’ichiro Sekino, Lovesick Cat, 20th century

squidward, my dude… what happened to you

Randomly found this cabinet at a local brewery 🦝

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

you cannot tell me that “Eric Adams granted Albanian citizenship” is real. me and several hundred internet-poisoned people have been saying things like as a joke for 4+ years. you might as well tell me a man named dril bought $3,600 in candles.

アライグマ🦝

quisiera las papas fritas hiroshima por favor

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates

happy The Confederacy Lost The Damn War Day to everyone who celebrates, and a hearty fuck you to everyone who doesn't celebrate

A scan of the Coyote Sunset riso :0) Ink colors used were sunflower, aqua, blue, and red. Printed with Outlet PDX !

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 09,1948

let’s hang out by the field with mama

"What you fail to see Mr Pope" is gonna haunt me forever

Mrs. Sex Doll -I, Can't Refuse...-

if I had a son who seriously referred to his meal as “boy kibble” I’d legally disown him and donate him to a zoo. A sketchy zoo, like the ones with tigers in small enclosures

Fellas, is it cool to trans your gender?

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one