Skodacious 7 months ago
It’s 2036. I hobble into the X store, the last brick and mortar shop in the city, my brain sloshing around like beef stew in a bowl. I test the Grok penis pump in the designated “goon room”. “Maximum power” I demand; seconds later, my prostate implodes like it’s an empty water bottle. “Ouuuugghhh…”