The Contraption

A lot of people play a lot of music on their Bluetooth speakers on the train, but this is the first time I’ve heard early-2000s Avril Lavigne

WAR-RAVAGED PORTLAND

foxtober

Fox News is big mad about @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social !

They certainly have a way with words

Found the real reason the troops are coming

It sucks that lunch is $15 now

Waking up to the news that MILITARY TROOPS are being sent to my city, I’m sure this is fine

Noticing a concerning pattern this afternoon…

There’s a big Christian concert / memorial service for Charlie Kirk happening at Pioneer Square right now 🤢

Going to her concert tonight 🎉

#nsfw #fcf That view tho

The Cool Zone™

Well this is bleak trimet.org/servicecuts/

Got raptured. Didn’t think it would be Chinese.

Continuing to win

Early 90s Law & Order hits different

excuse you, it’s called a fursuit

Is this the big autism announcement?

This “memorial” is probably the most pure distillation of Christo-fascism I’ve seen

Feeling like I'm getting sick and going to bed hours earlier than normal? On a Saturday night? It's more likely than you think!

Who did it better?

Another banger from Portland's own Wynne www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNOQ...

You gotta be fucking kidding me

Why brain have to go brrr but in bad way? :(

This is what’s supposed to happen to presidents who attempt coups

Anyone know if we got martial law tomorrow?

This is what happens when you hire the random podcast host to be FBI director

Regardless of your thoughts on what happened, probably not great for my mental health to be inadvertently exposed to someone's gruesome murder from five different angles!

Definitely don't recommend watching the video, but hard to see how he survives

Reminding myself people like me and enjoy my company

Last one awake at the function, what’s up

lofi beats to trimet to www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke67...

Anyway

Wow. I didn’t know that. I just - you’re telling me now for the first time.

Boney M. to get through this Friday

Hear me out: Vučko, mascot of the 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo

I’m not particularly interested in football but FUCK DALLAS

I'm sorry to bring dumb furry drama Over Here, but "your wanton lust for gregarious gluttony has left you lacking dawg" has instantly set up residence rent-free in my head

Flirtwood Mac

Miles in Transit was here??

Relying on a sports betting company to fund transit service to a major event in the 6th-biggest city in America is... probably not ideal whyy.org/articles/sep...

MAX operator over the PA: “This train is going to Gresham, yes Gresham, cultural centerpiece of Oregon”

They’re saying this one is a clone

Okay he's half an hour late, he might actually be dead