Eager to learn more about our new Latin American subsidiary!

Update: we are now apparently in the business of abducting foreign heads of state

No I can’t go to bed yet, I’m Monitoring The Situation

Why exactly do we appear to be bombing Venezuela? They don’t even bother to manufacture consent anymore

Fascinating how quickly the right wing has decided the term is "Somalians" and not "Somalis." If I see you talking about "Somalians," I immediately assume you have no clue what you're talking about.

Hello 2026 ❤️

Downtown at 2:50am on New Year’s Day is a SCENE

London always has my favorite fireworks show on New Year's Eve

MILES IN TRANSIT IN THE NEW YORK TIMES

Logged over 4 million steps and 2,100 miles this year 🏃‍♂️

FURRY SUPREMACY

Don’t be afraid to be cringe ❤️

You met me at a very maned wolf time in my life

“Heated Rivalry” sounds like the title of a K-drama

You’re reading Wikipedia for fun, I’m reading Wikivoyage for fun, we are not the same

Ummm excuse me???

Slices of leftover Christmas ham in the instant ramen 👌

I need to get weirder in 2026

Merry Christmas Portland ❤️

🎄

Peaceful out tonight

Christmas Eve and I’m instigating urbanist discourse in the unrelated group chat 🔥

#nsfw Just ordered a special Christmas present for myself, I can’t wait to see how it feels 🤤

DENITA, IT’S CHRISTMAS

Last two days of the work sprint to Christmas, pray for me

We've reached the "bootleg 60 Minutes segment" stage of the authoritarian takeover

Is there any more prolific graffiti artist in Portland right now than QUESO QUESO?

The haul Total time spent in line: exactly two hours

Update one hour later: made it around the corner

It’s 8:15am on a Sunday and I’m in a line that stretches around the corner and down the block for a bakery

Just clocked out of another 6-day work week, what’s good??

oh

Going to bed early tonight I think

Pawbert actually belongs in the Hague

Power has flickered off-on 5 or 6 times in the past 10 minutes 😬

Susie Wiles

Has anyone taken one of those late-night MAX replacement buses? I still haven’t

You can kinda understand why he turned out that way when you remember his dad named him fucking Pawbert

Went to Lloyd Center for possibly the last time

Oof, my entire body is sore. Please give rubs.

Fog

Petition to ban ads on the sides of buses and trains that block the windows

#nsfw #fcf Just got home after a tough day, could really use a muzzle in here

Mildly interesting: the clock on the digital display in front of my local Walgreens is three hours off

I am hereby issuing myself a FULL and COMPLETE PARDON. Have a good life!

Portland’s hottest 24-hour destination is WinCo

It’s actually really cool being busy all the time so people stop making you a priority

Transit app wrapped is such a good idea

Oh baller