Found this 1980’s acrylic fox figure today. A lot of older “collectible” animal figurines and such look really bad imo but the artist nailed this one I think!

just experienced the fapture, didn’t even cum, extremely disappointed and I want my money back

great deals happening on eBay right now

just got deepthroated at the HOA meeting by the entire council after announcing my idea to enforce mandatory ponds full of catfish in everyone's front yards so we can create the first fully sustainable fishing-based society in Iowa

Guy walks in the flower shop: “Hey man, my girl and I are fighting, can ya help me?” Me: (explains how we don’t have any pre made bouquets but he could come back later for something) Guy: man I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t understand any of that. I’m just tryin’ to get some coochie.” kill me now

I like silksong a lot but I don't think I've had a game make this angry in over a decade. god damn man

I know aging is normal and I'm doing my best to embrace it, but my hair thinning out more this year is really doing a number on my self esteem. Having long hair is a big part of my self-expression, and imagining myself hitting a point where I have to go bald makes me feel wildly unattractive, agh ;;

yuo know how they sell "cured " meat?isn't it kind of funny how they dont tell you what its been cured of... just another thing to think about, in these CRAZY tinmes...

hi! im an enby toony artist and my phone broke so if you'd like to help me save for a new one... ✨ i'm open for commissions :3 ✨ sfw: forms.gle/gg9b7KR4DRCE... nsfw: forms.gle/4sDZdMby1aPY...

My reddit account got hacked by a pornbot today and it got me banned from r/bigareolas worst fucking day of my life guys

So it's looking rather likely that I'm gonna be going to BLFC, rather unexpectedly I might add. This'll be my first time out west, ever (haha). Anyone I know going?

What flavor is your sona?

just got a snoot canal

hey dude it's skunktember and that means you have to offset the 11 months of unfair bullying you inflict on me by ̷f̷u̷c̷k̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷b̷r̷a̷i̷n̷s̷ ̷o̷u̷t̷ being very nice to me :)

this could be us

a visit to the dentist

any antique shop of sufficient size has a 2% chance of spawning a secret auction

any local(ish) mutuals want a decent starter hifi setup? I am gonna sell it otherwise but would rather it go to someone who's gonna use it as it was my first system. Realistic STA-21 receiver and LAB-395 turntable. Both are not serviced but work just fine regardless. $200 with of shit

I definitely got this featured on the RYM review account on Twitter years ago but I'm posting it again here for posterity. This is the funniest review on RYM I have ever read and nothing even comes close, and ofc it's on a garbage side project by Tim "I need to kill my wife with a hit man" Lambesis

she’s oompa my loompa ‘til I doompety doo! She’s oompa my loompa ‘til I doompety de- (the gallows floor drops out from under me and the crowd cheers wildly)

Linkedin removed this post lol

something is wrong with Chevy Chase, MD

hey babe, want the room temperature flat coca-cola equivalent of a blow job

watching a british game show with friends and there was a question about who was the first US president to resign and the poor woman didn't know it was Nixon (understandable) but did misremember the scandal involving the "Octagon Papers" I screamed so loud I tore my throat

(nervously trying to start small talk with a hunky guy at the party) damn you're really shit like a brick builthouse

(my big belly glowing neon green) *BBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP* the FDA doesnt know what their talking about!!!.

Yes, this is a pun.

well well well... guess who just got kicked out of Shortbucks for, you guessed it, being long

I got him certified

hands you a fox hands you a fox hands you a fox hands you a f t.me/addstickers/...

they’re gonna bring back the “they’re putting razors/poison in the Halloween candy” scaremongering this year aren’t they

crunchy cards

If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.

🦨 ✨ This skunk is so happy to see you! :3 🎨 Commission for @hukley.bsky.social !

cute lil bday gift from a lovely skunk <3 @rhianthespotty.bsky.social We’re playing a bebop version of Jet2 Holiday background music btw Lovely art done by @enotich.bsky.social

a wonderful lil dude for @thetamule.bsky.social

Crank it to Hank

currently writing a modern adaptation of War of the Worlds where instead of getting killed by a flu the aliens keep collecting Sig P320s from dead cops and soldiers and then getting blasted inside their walkers when the gun discharges on its own

hung at the pokegallows for their crimes

can’t wait for how in 1-3 years I’m gonna start seeing labubus suffocating in plastic baggies at the thrift with $3.49 price tags

birds need to SHUT the FUCK up!!

Tiny stippled marten and spotted skunk for this early 1900s locket :3

me relaxing :)

Remembering when I was a teenager and I had a girl I was sort of interested in, but her dad was this insane extreme orthodox Christian. His family eventually rebelled and his solution was to construct a literal wall in his house, separating him and his son from his wife and daughters.

I showed up in a meat canyon video??

so @camura.bsky.social and myself modified this shit watch and posted this to the r/rolex sub because I wanted to see how fast it’d get removed and it survived for 20 minutes

Unbelievable thrift shirt

Little Jay doodle :3