showing up to the job interview wearing this and watching my interviewer try to hold back a nuclear grade grimace

I simply must become gayer this year

random thought but I do often struggle with the kind of music I end up creating in the sense that what is true and authentic expression to me is unapproachable and unenjoyable to a large swath of people. And that’s okay! But oftentimes I wish what I wrote could resonate with more people…

Went to the Baltimore antique bottle show yesterday and got my first stoneware beer. 1850’s-60’s Smith’s White Root Beer from Dover NH. My god they made these things huge back then, it holds a full quart and weighs 2 lbs. 11 oz. empty!

I am hopelessly obsessed with cute skunk boys

#furry #furryart

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Had a dream that someone asked me to be their boyfriend and I said yes and I felt all fuzzy and warm on the inside and it was nice :3 aaaaand then the rest of the dream was me hauling a clear plastic storage tub full of water around my hometown and exploring a barn I am NOT normal

I can be ur angle or ur devil… Art by @rusatus.bsky.social who always makes my silly ideas manifest :3

Just did my final shift at the flower shop after almost 4 1/2 years. Truly bittersweet, I’m gonna miss everyone there, but I’m excited (and very nervous) about what awaits me next.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

I CAST GLASS SHARD ATTACK. INJURY BE UPON THEE. CALL ME… IF YOU DARE!

“the devil is in the details” yeah the details is my asshole and the devil is a Hoover vacuum extension wand I found in the garbage and dunked in enough Vaseline to drown an entire ant colony

Commission for jay_wolfe!

okay why is she striking the morshu pose tho

(grabs you by your broccoli haircut) you can’t 67 your way out of this one, pal

finally beat nine sols this week

revealing the secret behind the main chords in my skooshed track "plastic candy animals" !! www.youtube.com/shorts/IDksA...

sorry sir, that pet portrait you drew has the poodle smiling in a way that looks human-like and that is illegal. as punishment, Frankie the Muscle will now hang you from a meat hook by the shirt collar while our team confiscates every cent from your pockets. thank you!

it's @tardorjet.bsky.social 🔧

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

anthrocon do a fucking lottery system 2026 challenge (impossible) with all due respect 'cuz I know organizing for a con is an obscene amount of work but this con has outgrown on open booking system for rooms and the writing on the wall has been there for years. It needs a lottery system, 100%

One of the things I collect within the realm of antique bottles are quack medicine “fakes”. The one in the center is the real deal (Johnson’s American Anodyne Liniment) and the two flanking it are imitations (Harris Liniment of Anodyne and Mann’s Universal Anodyne).

Hug me until I smell like you #ferret

this shit is beyond parody man

Art Raffle!!!!! (Been meaning to do one of these for a while now x3) The prize: A full body piece of your character! Can be sfw or nsfw. See below images for examples! To enter: Follow, repost and if possible leave a comment with a reference pic or description of your character! #furry

she is excited for spring!!!!

the kind of mug some guy owns who is 2-3 years out from a messy divorce

You've never seen 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 look in his eyes before... 📸: @flummoxraccoon.bsky.social

Born to frown, forced to smile. Some cute gift art @camura.bsky.social drew for me on a whim yesterday because he’s a huge sweetheart (and loves seeing me punished)

I've been doing a lot of doomscrolling and simmering in anger at just how fucking unfair and cruel everything is right now, so I detoured to FB Marketplace and you know what, I appreciate the inexplicable degree of typo it took to end up with "Clinternet". Thanks for the smile, sir. I needed that

RIP Ken Peplowski, you were a huge inspiration to my clarinet playing. Happy to have met you in person as a teenager. Not so happy that my bonehead dad got into a fight with you over politics on Facebook and pretty much ended any potential musical relationship but you win some you lose some

I’d like to think that the parts they use for repairing your HVAC equipment they just rip off the side of their van as needed

my favorite business model is that of furniture and rug stores: be in a perpetual state of “going out of business” and “everything must go” and hire a sign spinner to advertise that for 5 years straight

getting lunch at the mall. I place my order first, @camura.bsky.social walks up to me and goes “hey Skoda, what’s your number?”. I look down at my ticket and scream

“It’s really giving podium” is probably my favorite thing an Olympic announcer has ever said

thinking about how right before Valentine's there was this extremely well dressed man about my age who walked in the shop and scoffed at our bouquet prices- "I thought it would be like $15" he said while standing there in an outfit that cost no less than $600. He walked out in disbelief lmao bye

My tail is big and must be pulled

nice try buddy but i can smell that with my eyes

yippee, finally happy w my final design (i rly mean it this time askdskf) ;w; also from now on, im planning to do a huge style shift and draw mainly feral legs/modified anatomy. ill still do human legs on request but idk, this makes me happier lol :) + clothing test for funsies

i recorded the sax like 20 min ago cuz i felt like screaming really loud. still work to be done on this one love you all 🧡

Burn the Short Fuse by @dioptasemusic.bsky.social dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t... Skoda does things on a clarinet that feel impossible. The music is breathtaking and explosive. The guitar solo by @rye.fennec.music on Bolt Cutter had my jaw on the floor. Masterful composition.

the final track i composed for god of rock, back in 2023 - bleeding heart i put my whole soul and all my feelings into this one. still really happy with how it came out! #vgm

Valentine’s Day is always a tough one for me, but maybe someday it won’t be! And I’m hopeful for that

wearing a chain wallet chain that is actually attached to my decoy wallet, a 6" x 8" painted cast iron trollface i keep on me at all times. i will bring shame to THIEVES!!

I’ve had a pinched nerve in my shoulder/arm all day and I’ve decided that they should invent a human body with nerves that don’t do that

3 wolf moon but they're judging you