this is the gap that ate my phone. I have been told that they will look for its remains during the next monthly maintenance inspection

the new phone passes the “does it take a good cat picture” test with flying colors

I just dropped my phone down an elevator shaft

the most shocking thing I have noticed in working in education is that gen alpha kids are not even recognizing when they say sixty-nine out loud but if they even see 6 and 7 next to each other they start hollering. the funny number 69 has been solidly dethroned

fennel what the hell, that cannot be comfortable

obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986 openknowledge.fao.org/server/api/c...

I love having a little pond full of creatures in my home

just a little guy hanging out in some green

dude. it's been like 10 years since my top surgery

thinking about fennel in one of those anti-coyote chihuahua vests

the blue line goes from hillsboro to gresham. the red line goes from beaverton to the portland airport. no one knows where the black line goes from, or to

I am going to be using bluesky as if it is a dumpster that I am throwing pictures of cats and shrimp into. do not expect me to dig in the dumpster

the scrimps are doing so well and I love them

hello, fennel

took an 8 month social media hiatus and I come back to see my last post was this. what the fuck does this even mean

web.archive.org/web/20250107... MASHED?? preserved in amber

my entire feed is sexy watto and pleas for the immediate death of the potus. classic internet vibes

a bacterium's primary goal is to be two bacteria

I see that the opossum furries have found the opossum picture. hello all you permanent fingerless glove folks, I am not a furry but I sure do know a lot of furries at this point, I hope you enjoy my posts

I got to pet an opossum today

the history of the pricedown font (used for grand theft auto III and onwards) by ray larabie, former art director for rockstar's toronto studio (font released april 17th, 2000) mastodon.social/@jplebreton/... web.archive.org/web/20240811... gta.fandom.com/wiki/Fonts

sometimes I repost something specifically for @itzu.bsky.social . this is one of them

One easy way to tell seals apart from sealions is that the latter have a different number of electrons

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

Here’s better reporting about that which seems to be missing from most U.S. reporting

If you were at the My Chemical Romance show in Toronto, you got the new CHICKEN/FISH audience signs. I have added a new section to the Language of the Black Parade article about the designs, including color swatches! (Scroll to the bottom) blambot.com/pages/the-la...

The Trolley Opportunity

alright so this is why I kept not being able to see people's spider pictures

scratch that last one, apparently there is an incalculable number of kinds of bears in Florida, exponentially rising at all times

*taps sign

what's a bad miracle? 2022

Have a yote relaxed on a sand dune (from a reasonable distance)

I got a fuckin haul at bandcamp today because I skipped the last few months on accident. hello, new anti-spectacular and ff00ff and wet leg albums and also the entire mountain goats jordan lake sessions, time to listen to you 1 million times in the next week

Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)

I'M GONNA TELL MY KIDS THIS WAS D&D is this month's free 1-page TTRPG. Bored of not rolling ALL your dice? Go on adventures! Roll all the dice! All the time! Design notes on my Patreon here: www.patreon.com/posts/im-gon...

cut where indicated (that won't work) [ #art ]

Geologic Periods xkcd.com/3120/

rip to tom lehrer, the weird motherfucker who made catchy enough songs that as an elementary schooler I sang about dead pigeons and nuclear war instead of disney characters

it is a basic human right to be able to eat. a bag of flour costing $150 a few months ago in the artificially-caused famine in occupied palestine was extortion. seeing that now it is $700, $800, even $1000 now for a bag of flour... it is beyond extortion. it is active genocide

“Holy smoke!”

I've been bedridden for the last 7 months, unable to work, and now my roommate who was covering rent is having tax issues. I need to raise a few thousand dollars to cover rent and bills for this month, so If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Thanks so much. ko-fi.com/fooneturing

Read my latest:

everything is 1 million dollars including vet bills/fancy food for my very very cute and sweet and perfect 11 year old baby kitty who has the nastiest case of kitty cat ibs please buy things for sherman ko-fi.com/bigoldeels/s...

Drew this at the beach after I saw a bird (at the beach)

I love these chunky guys, one of the moths of all time

Really badass graffiti spotted in town