🎶do you believe in aspic, on a young girl’s plate 🎶gelatinous soup dish, whether early or late

genuinely believe kirby air riders would be my goty if i got a chance to play it. bummed that i can’t, it looks incredible

classifying ice cream for dinner under "i'm an adult and can do whatever i want" instead of "i'm too depressed to actually make something"

made chili cheese fries for dinner. oh me oh my. that’s the good stuff folks

it must be tough to be a composer and not throw some horns in at every available opportunity

as true today as when it was originally published

*hearing “amazon web services are down”* so did the spiders go on strike or something

if you don’t take your shopping cart to a designated corral when you’re done shopping you’re a bad person

qualifying for disability benefits due to playing gunvalkyrie on the xbox 20 something years ago

don’t agree with the no kings rallies. we can have at least one

me reading the tl when everyone's posting about sports

"sunlight is the best disinfectant" no bitch. you need Chemicals

drinking soda today

every day where i venture outside and return home safely i become stronger

rice and chicken... a winning combination

hot soup stocks going way up this time of year

“i’m on top of the world” yeah it’s called living on the surface, why do you think we fought those wars against the mole people

tomato soup hits different when you *trying to think of some trite reason that'll get a lot of clicks* eat it out of a green bowl

they’re called diuretics because they make you want to die

absolum fun as hell

we used to have actors named things like "rip torn" in this country

happy absolum release day to those who observe (it's me i'm observing)

going Outside today

so many are focused on 2xko when they should be wondering if they're 2xok

trudging downstairs to have a sandwich

*turn me loose starts playing on work speakers* no no no not here *shirt turns into jeans vest, bandana appears on head* i have to leave

i’m more of an “action-adventure ogre” myself. sometimes a “racing ogre.” recently i’ve been quite the “roguelike ogre” as well

nothing like getting up and taking a shower first thing to make you feel like you've got something to do today (i don't though)

doesn’t ring a bell

it do be like that today

sometimes you wake up and you wanna watch videos where giant bomb orders food

knowing nothing else about the man, i can at least say that general tso made some damn good chicken

where were you when elevator action returned

you can make breakfast burritos at any time of day if you think about it

some personal news

feeling some kind of way about this. one of my favorite series of all time, and has led not only to expanding my musical horizons, but also to meeting some sincerely wonderful folks that i talk with most every day. all disappeared like digital vapor. at least i've still got my hard copy i suppose

me when it’s hot: i can’t wait for it to get cold!!! me when it’s cold: ah shit it’s fucking cold!!!

not sure who was blasting "linger" by the cranberries outside my window just now or why but i appreciate it nonetheless

bout to have words with my internet provider (the words are “why is my internet not working please this is all i have”)

nothing good has ever been named "the consortium." that's the name of a group of evil sorcerers in a d&d campaign

🎶whoooooa, we're halfway there 🎶whoa-oh, fell asleep in chair

a good song is “judith” by a perfect circle

love to see the president posting dahir insaat-level chicanery

burning that 2am oil (reading wikipedia with a gaming stream in the background)

by 40 you should probably have something going for you in your life right? a relationship, or a career, at least like a patreon for a podcast. even a shitty substack would be something. i don’t know. thinking a lot about what i’m going to have in the future. not much if i’m being honest

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

drunk on microwave pizza and a&w root beer

just have a constant dull pain in my left arm nowadays. feels like the sort of thing that i’ll put up with while it gradually gets worse until it requires surgery in like six years

🎶i believe in sphericals 🎶where you from 🎶you circle-y thing (circle-y thing you)

i'm very wrong about this but it seems to me the hardest part of being married is always having to wear the ring