we still talk about you

🎶shawarma police 🎶please test this lamb 🎶it tastes like ass 🎶that’s been stuck in the fridge 🎶i’d rather eat an arby’s wrap

need someone to invite me to play video games so i can respond “i’d love to but i’m really tired sorry”

ebert gave this movie three and a half stars out of four

start your monday right

need a pillow-sized container of capri sun with an appropriately large pointy straw to stab into it

only just now heard of this controversy, and let me tell you, it certainly was a 100 mega shock!!! but really there’s zero way y’all didn’t know about snk’s current ownership so stop being greedy

power goes out on today of all days. motherfucker

???

dug my 2ds xl out of storage and the battery must have died at some point since it won’t charge at all :(

still insane to me how balatro has one looping theme the entire time you play it and it never gets old or grating

it’s very easy to become depressed at seeing people lap up those $40 black ops ps5 ports, so i will

received some bad personal news.

a sudden sharp desire to play the 3ds smash bros

so i played through the granblue fantasy relink campaign and then didn't dig too deep into the post-game stuff, anyone know if there's any requirements with that to get to the new expansion stuff?

hey can you tell me where i can fing in here? hmm? oh, over there, right i see the sign now, thank you

IT IS JULY THE 6TH PUT AWAY YOUR FUCKING FIREWORKS

put the kremling “ough” from donkey kong country in the library of congress

🎶summer breeze sucks fucking ass 🎶hot enough to turn sand into glass

*on my deathbed* bring me my game boy advance so i may experience the whimsy of warioware twisted one last time

can't today. sorry everyone

meccha chameleon (2026)

finally, an obscenely wealthy president. it’s about time (please see video below if you want to yell at me for this post)

feel vaguely sick but i think it's just anxiety

i do like cats. they're fun to look at and watch

late night doritos taste the same in the am, for the record

slept well, dreamed about a magical gauntlet named “demonsbane” that was stolen by a thief and used to steal even more things then forcefully bonded to me in an effort to throw authorities off the thief’s trail, good monday to y’all

*guy in the pacific time zone with a majority of friends on the east coast* all my friends are in bed

refreshingly rainy today

watching various videos of cats, to soothe my anxieties

is there a starburst candy that isn’t starburst. a starburst-like

i think it’s great that every few years they give robert eggers a camera and release him into the woods so many months later he can come back with a cool movie

one day i’ll be able to sell my series x and live like a king

big lol at chester james carville jr for publicly pooping his pants upon seeing democrats actually winning 👍

happy deltarune day to those who observe

start your day the string cheese way (eating string cheese for breakfast)

big fan of attacks where one character throws another one at the enemy. everyone knows the fastball special but another good one is the synergy in ff7 rebirth where cloud hurls tifa

joke about how it’s an extremely ‘20s thing to say “boy that new steam machine sure is interesting” (i am sick and can’t write it but wanted to get the idea out there at least)

indie co-op puzzle game where you and a partner are going on a trip and have to coordinate what you're bringing along to fit certain criteria. the name of the game is "our-ganization" and it will be nominated for goty at the game awards in 2031 but will lose to an hd-2d remake of secret of evermore

dad story for dad’s day: growing up he inflicted upon me a love for british comedy, particularly monty python. today i ask myself if i had a kid what weird comedy would i curse them with, and i think the answer is space ghost. can you imagine “knifin’ around” being formative? anyways, miss you dad

back in olden times they had to choose between either a hot or spicy mcchicken. they didn't have the technology to do both at the same time yet

local brainiac seen wearing black clothes in hot weather

🎶venerated 🎶i am wizened, i am old 🎶i know things, so many things 🎶let my wisdom guide your path 🎶and you are awed 🎶but i am willing to speak well 🎶you may ask me just three questions and the truth i’ll always tell

i think that edible's kicking in *7 minutes later, on r/gaming* listen up, bitch

watching the 2xko sajam slam and the game looks way better these days, kinda want to dig into it some more

got a genuine compliment from a lady today and i'm not sure how to feel about it

free idea for Simpsons writers