waiting for a bus and just saw a couple go by wearing matching shirts, pajama pants, and shoes 🤔

every day brings fresh horrors in regards to how my corporeal form is decaying

i don't think the new star fox designs are bad

how it felt after cleaning the bathroom

how’d that new daredevil show end up. i remember liking the netflix one years ago

pretty safe bet that if a local mexican place refers to a dish as “super nachos,” brother, they ain’t kidding

got a sincere desire for white people tacos

glad to see this administration finally do something right and take a strong stance against shadaloo

panzer dragoon orta. can i get a hell yeah

getting my kidneys scanned tomorrow so i haven’t been able to eat anything for the last 72 hours

@ljs.bsky.social was unable to get pictures but i did pet a golden retriever puppy just now. friendly lil guy

to all the urls i’ve linked before

“perhaps i will feel like doing something in an hour,” i tell myself for the third consecutive hour since waking

“grip gun?” uh, yeah, that’s how you’re supposed to hold it

might watch oddtaxi again

toast coming in clutch when the thought of eating anything else makes you sick

i have no comment on the quality of the gameplay, graphics, sound, characters, or story, but going from the title “returnal” to “saros” is a straight downgrade however you look at it

what are you doing here (seen in my mom’s nursing home room)

hungry at 11:31 pm but wondering if it's okay to indulge

as a fat person it's always a strange sensation when, due to illness, i have absolutely no appetite

i have Something Happening in an hour so i cannot do Anything Else until it occurs

the speed racer movie can’t be *that* good

hard not to feel some measure of despair at my current situation

current status: walking ability ↗️ breathing ability ↘️

how hard would it be to make my own gyudon at home...

birds get up too early

note to self: hey idiot. if you stop letting chores pile up and do them at regular intervals, they won't be so tiresome and take so much time to do. 5 minutes is shorter than 20 minutes, right? that means you can get back to doing what you love sooner: watching youtube while farting

if they created the hitman franchise today they would call the guy “agent 67”

struggling tonight

i love laying down. and being in bed. especially after i’ve been standing

*bites into a pickle* ahhh fuck

re: artemis ii, nice to know that we can still do cool things like this

*while staring into the middle distance* how hard could it be to sell a car

okay well now i HAVE to make it to july

sure would be nice if someone Did Something

will i sleep tonight? only time will tell

celebrating easter

mom: “i want you to get yourself a nice meal for easter weekend okay?” “i will mom” mom: “maybe from wendy’s so you can get a frosty? *quietly* i won’t tell anyone” “thank you mom”

*pulls designated cardboard tab to open box* *only the front layer of cardboard tears off so the box remains sealed*

man the panic attack i had earlier this week really knocked me for a loop. body still feels tense and tired. hoping it gets better before next week

whenever good friday rolls around i always think of this legendary conan clip youtu.be/U0gBotvRjwg?...

having a...good brain day? what's going on

capcom putting together that sf6 ingrid teaser:

jack in the box tacos will save me

being 41 update:

hello. today was my birthday. thank you

hello. today is my birthday. please make a note of it

if you tried to do the mario 64 title screen today, people would call it "cringe"

incubus "anna molly." still a pretty good tune

okay i’m going to be productive today! i have a lot of phone calls to make so let’s go! *one phone call later* lol nm i’ll see y’all on monday