i find myself unsure if real, enduring happiness in this life is a possibility for me

better luck next year, 40 years running

i keep thinking about that french olympic skier who destroyed his nuts colliding with a slalom flag pole and how he remained vertical on his skis immediately afterwards, like the amount of training that takes is unreal. if i annihilated my balls like that i’d burst into light like when mega man dies

what do you do with a suff'rin' sailor what do you do with a suff'rin' sailor what do you do with a suff'rin' sailor who can't sleep due to pain

ah, playing final fantasy ten i see, well you're the only final fantasy ten i see

finished ninja gaiden 4. platinum still got it

"let stand for 1 min" fuck that i've been standing here for 5 minutes, i wanna eat

7am and the day’s already a bust

on it, boss 🫡

why can't i use amazon credit on edibles. i wanna get high dammit

having to make a Necessary and Important phone call

you know it was a baller d&d sesh when you upheave the machinations of a religious cult and speak with a manifestation of death itself (they're all baller seshes though to be real)

to a person playing the same game as me, at the same time as me, fate and the miracles of modern technology collaborating to bring us together in this singular moment, we could be doing anything else in this life but we are here simultaneously in this wondrous cyber realm: “can you fucking lock in”

you know what they say: too much tortellini, hit the floortellini

to a person playing the same game as me, at the same time as me, fate and the miracles of modern technology collaborating to bring us together in this singular moment, we could be doing anything else in this life but we are here simultaneously in this wondrous cyber realm: “can you fucking lock in”

trying to figure out why my doctor would authorize some of my prescription refills but not all

thought i felt good when i woke up today but my body quickly set the record straight

cleaning peanut butter off my knife like a samurai cleans blood off their sword

🚨 NEW MUSIC!! 🚨 RUDE AND CRUDE FROM ME TO YOU #BandcampFriday

man if i’d gotten up early for that nintendo direct and the last thing they showed me was todd goddamn howard? well friends i would not be in the best of moods let me tell you

love to eat the first meal of the day at 3pm

briefly thought about looking at a dating app again but remembered the entire process is just this ad infinitum and threw my phone at the wall instead

bandai namco announcing a tekken 8 dlc character from america: “imagine a burger”

woke from a real harrowing dream just now. like i feel actively distressed. hasn't happened in a while

i will gladly pay you tuesday for a breakfast burrito today

chili mac so good mmm mmm

*while in significant pain*

some days you just gotta listen to grass land 2 off the kirby's dream land 3 ost

you ever imagine a guy

hey hey ho ho forever fuck greg bovino

new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add

please can i get this off my bluesky page. no disrespect i just don't care and don't need to see it. my biggest peeve about twitter before Everything was that they loved to show me scores for games that i wasn't watching and never indicated i was interested in

having a “caught myself in the mirror and wasn’t immediately disgusted” day 👍

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

this would be great if senate democrats didn't have the collective constitution of a fucking potato chip

been really into watching first person videos of people just driving around various spots in the world: tokyo, london, etc. very soothing, gives me a sense of freedom that i don't normally feel

ham beauty standards are out of control

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i like making people laugh. it’s fun

i continue to hold out hope that one day valve will release a game i want to play

did the dishes

i could get out of bed but would it make any difference

anything happen while i was ninja guidin’

i’m not deserving of love bro! i will always arrive home to a cold hearth bro! the simple joy of cooking for another will always be beyond my grasp bro!

that’s right. you’re talking to the guy who rolled three 20s and a 19 in his d&d game today

saying “this is hitting” while eating food is like in jujutsu kaisen when someone explains their cursed technique, it makes it better

*talking about spatulas* well i like em flat

will i make mac and cheese for dinner tonight? stay tuned