In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie is coming out in Korea, a country that didn't have the show and where Nirvanna and Nirvana are spelled the same way. As such it was given another, even longer, 52 word title that I need a whole followup skeet to include all of. It also spoils the entire movie.

feeling like the white kid rock

good news everyone! grogu drank too much last night and crashed his honda civic into a telephone pole and died

Saw several posts about Grogu. Not sure what's going on there but maybe this will help: swanboy.com/comic/mandal...

I could never film one of those joi pov videos. Halfway through I'd get embarrassed thinking about "what if they don't cum exactly when I tell them to"

The simultaneous hops amused me

you can hear the kazoo desperately fall out of my mouth just so i could get this joke in [Repost from 2019]

> that under the Act, the concept of womanhood “is not to be understood by reference to any narrow or rigid conception of femaleness”. This looks to be a very strong ruling. (And basically opposite of what went on in the UK) Aussie lawyers will be citing Giggle v Tickle forever. Which is hilarious

You still have time. Get those chicken breasts out the freezer and thawed out

just grow the bush. If they want shaved roast beef they'll go to a deli

it's nearly 5 on a Friday. Why don't you wrap up early and make your way home at a safe and responsible speed. I'll be waiting.... #nothingplay

alright it's on the mind i have to repost the video (volume warning)

roommate passed out snoring in the bathroom 🙃

There actually are rules though. Generations of tradition & semiotics born of human innovation in the face of technical limitations, geopolitical constraints, & a slew of beautiful, tragic, & absurd experiences that some dope typing prompts Seed Dance will never understand or build off of

One of the most terrifying images in history: Gaza transformed from life into death. Gaza in 2023 and 2026 💔

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'The Silence of the Lambs' (1991) dir: Jonathan Demme 📽️ #OnePerfectShot

You can’t sag yo pants in Texas them mosquitos be biting THRU ya panties

me [arriving at your barbeque]: aww mate is that a genuine cunto??

Do they deserve chicken

I can hope

sitting on my porch drinking beer watching the sun dip behind the apartments across the street. This is what our forebears called "chilling"

I dunno. Maybe because that's a stupid thing to want?

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

gfs love to say things like "empty the cat litter" and also "no I'm gonna shower" after you've just changed the cat litter and are covered in cat shit particulates

ALEXANDER SWEEP

"momflation" is changing how we celebrate Mother's Day

Okay I looked it up. “snowflake” is a bigoted slur against genderqueer folks.

tis the season

all day at work thinking about going home and leveling paladin

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

about to drive home to my own house and shit in my own toilet. that hole and my own are like star crossed lovers fated to meet

When I was younger I really wanted to fuck Big McIntosh to the point where when he went eeyup I would get a #Boner

here I go. Time to take the trash out behind the building in my tiny little 4" shorts. It's just a quick walk so surely nothing sexy could happen to me

we often wonder what it might be like if the lockhorns were in an open marriage

never thought about Chewblacca before...

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

28 is the perfect age to pick up final fantasy fourteen online. 28 is twice 14 which means I'm having twice as fun

man what am I even doing anymore I'm 27