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You can call me the Woke Cracker

The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-

one workweek later

Really one of the people I have soured on the most in national politics. She was never great but this is just chasing the conservative one weird trick of eating the seed corn because it tastes good. Idiotic.

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

...your honor, let me-- let me explain.

She gonna make me slide with my dog like I'm Mega Man

Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

the more actual harm caused by a petroleum supply shock, the funnier it will be that some of trump's first actions was making it significantly more expensive to buy solar and EVs. Im sorry but its so, so, so funny

Joy Division - Disorder

Reading the wikipedia for oil…you guys might wanna check this shit out

Hanging with the guys

Not to worry I've been repeatedly assured that the former volunteer army guard for an IDF torture prison in the First Intifada is actually very liberal and also that the magazine he runs is very liberal

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Brace Belden

Been watching Columbo its so fire I wish all cops spent 100% of their time harassing all of the Getty family's friends and associates.

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

Hobbyist military strat guys explaining how Iran can’t actually close the Strait of Hormuz forgot to check with the people who are actually in charge

explaining america to a druid: imagine a tree

today was the day john mccain finally became president

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Me when the artist needs me to manage their dynamics instead of just playing perfectly

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

(nervously testing the waters to see if I can use AAVE in my new kidnappers club) My guy today was talm bout some "Unhand Me," Lol, (quickly scanning faces for any signs of discomfort

To all labour mps today

Someone posted this on discord and I'm howling

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

watching some aspirational media tonight

this clip is so fucking funny lmao

hey did you know that twitter was never "the global town square?" it was never one of the biggest or coolest social media sites, it was just where journos and other wordcels and some celebs hung out so it became fodder for lazy news sites writing up stories based on some guy tweeting something

I love PC gaming

(after my date orders ten pieces of salmon sashimi) lol grizzly bear ass meal! (realizing she might have grizzly bear friends or family) Mighty and sophisticated animals, they are

MARIE GLUSENKAMP PEREZ: [AFTER INJECTING A POWERFUL PARALYZING AGENT TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS] Hey like - uhhhhhhh this sucks and all but like, you know, hang in there, stay safe, *obviously*, but like, when you think about it you only need one kidney, I mean,I'm taking *both* but you only *need* one.

The least closeted man of all time