It’s a real shame that Jimmy just can’t seem to get comfortable around here.

Normalize cats at farmers markets

QED:

I have recently replaced a good deal of my usual outrage-machine/news viewing with videos from the new Info Wars channel (@realinfowars.bsky.social), and my mental health couldn’t thank me more.

Who is the best Lord? Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance!

If you don't have the courage to order whipped cream then you should go without. No frivolity and delight for you.

important update

Feel like this has been the SOP of the current administration

Climbed up Albuquerque’s Volcán volcano and glassed the mesa with 8x42 binos. Despite hazy atmosphere/lousy visibility, M was able to pinpoint Carol Sturka’s Pluribus cul-de-sac set. It was sitting right there the whole time.

Went for a little July 4th hike with my Cactus Flower and found these cactus flowers.

Roses are red, And MAGA’s kaput,

i call this gazpacho verde (it is a bowl of salsa verde eaten with a spoon)

For all the fathers out there, Steely Dan

Tried to chat up a guy wearing this awesome "The Beths" shirt and he wanted no part of my Beths enthusiasm. Nor did his wife. Shut me down. Did I come in hot? Maybe. But if you're wearing a Beths shirt you should be prepared.

“He wants to eat YOU for dinner!”

everything you need, all at one gas station

I miss all the late great Hannibal Lecter discourse.

I feel like we’re really sleeping on lots of opportunities to say “pshaw” these days. smdh

Lovely alignment of Venus, Mercury, Jupiter and moon in Albuquerque’s western sky just after sunset tonight.

I don't use a grappling hook as much as I thought I would

ah WOOOOO werewolves of London

@flanneloccluded.bsky.social FYI

View from the grill tonight (chicken satay):

Out west of Albuquerque, somewhere over the Pueblos of Acoma and Laguna, the sky warms up for New Mexico monsoon season.

There’s something happening here. What it is ain’t exactly clear.

And don’t sweat the spelling.

Jimmy loves catnip. It’s like catnip for cats.

The blue moon rising in Albuquerque.

What a day. I went places *in an automobile*. Stuff happened. Drove home. More things happened. (Conversely, a few things did not happen). Had real conversations with multiple human beings — like, utilizing my proof-of-life, I’m-a-real-person, audible voice. Wild stuff.

Get on with it, Albuquerque evening.

“A meaty pop rings out as he cracks a walnut between his glutes.” Too many solid gold nuggets in there.

If you’re feeling down, just remember that the longer It takes It to Happen the more delicious It Happening will be.

I am almost never meaning to type ‘ducking’.

I think even people who genuinely love him will feel a sense of relief when it's over

Podcaster re: Steely Dan 2x pronounces the album “Aja” as ‘Aha!’ Do I: A) Assume he’s an Alan Partridge fan who’s never listened to the Dan’s best-selling album and keep listening, or B) Know he’s an AI and explore methods for firing ‘him’ into the sun? C) Eschew all Steely Dan discourse?

Big shout out to this anonymous goat that just sauntered across the establishing shot of the Strait of Hormuz (still closed at this time but apparently safe enough for goats).

[Int: Guy’s Lolo Creek Steakhouse. Pan to: Scully and Mulder dig into their 26-oz T-bones] [Voiceover:] Truth. It’s What’s For Out There.

Surprised he hasn't just started wearing a single glove with a gaudy gold T on it so he could start selling them to the cult.

It only takes a few minutes to tell the FCC that this sucks

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes

This is Jimmy. Don’t believe his lies.

Catastrophic in its implications for our universe if literal: “INFINITE SOUP”

I'm hiring a Senior Planner! Come get paid to geek out about zoning with me www.losranchosnm.gov/jobs

Rod Hathaway walked straight up to that alien and put one straight in his dome. Brutal. Try that man for space murder

Sometimes the universe offers me a tiny opportunity to do one nice thing

Driving my Cyber-Truck to Fiji, wish me luck.

We've heard kids saying "that's AI" for something that seems fake or wrong. And now also for things that are lousy. Heard kids talking about a coffee shop saying: no let's not go there, it's too AI.