Gonna rewatch Death of Stalin. No, no reason.

Just to be clear, Republicans in the Oversight Committee just voted NO on a motion to hold Pam Bondi and the DOJ in contempt of Congress for violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

"Food truck selling steaming hot sandwiches full of shite could fail unless people start willingly buying steaming hot sandwiches full of shite."

I think what you're missing is that he is working for Putin.

I've spoken to one of my friends and his sister is a lawyer so I think I'm going to post the story about the Secret Sandwich Society except I'm going to change all the names to protect the innocent. Also, the company I work for acquired the company I used to work for so I think I'm good anyway.

I am putting everything else on hold until I get to bottom of this

It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.

Albuquerque morning, waning crescent.

Happy New Mexico Day to all who celebrate! Today the green chile capitol of the world enjoys its 114th year of statehood. ❤️💚🌶️

Donald Trump is a such a petulant little bitch.

"The idea of [Nikolai] Tesla and Musk fighting each other over tiny cheeseburgers while William Shakespeare and Ben Franklin look on … to me, this is an ideal party."

Choosing a favourite muppet feels low-stakes until you realise you’re revealing your entire coping strategy

My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing

We should be eased into the regular work week after the holidays. Start us off with a week of half days or something

not to put too fine a point on it, but this is what the internet is actually for

My New Year’s resolution is to get everything done much more quickly and efficiently

This ain’t no library

New Melania nickname just dropped.

Be like New Mexico

Ah, New Year’s Day! That can only mean one thing. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! The 148th anniversary of New York Herald proprietor James Gordon Bennett Jr being banished from polite society for pissing in his fiancée’s fireplace, thus giving the world the phrase ‘Gordon Bennett!’ 🧵

Outlook for the new year ...

Society has gone downhill and we need to return to the ancient ways. That's why I propose bringing back hibernation. From January 1st to mid-February, every single person crawls into bed under about 15 blankets and we all take a 6 week nap. The economy will resume after Presidents Day.

The first two Terminator movies hold up as apocalyptic year-end viewing.

When I say "Happy New Year to you and yours," I just assume the "yours" are a bunch of cats.

i survived another year, bring me the chips and dips

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

I’ve made my 2026 bingo card so nothing in the new year can surprise me

No year deserves it more than 2025—“The Year in Rebuke” on this Sunday’s #leshow. Select public radio stations and podcast on almost all platforms. Kiss the last 365 goodbye the right way.

On this “what may be your last Merry Christmas!”, I am feeling bad for frumpy mustache guy, who never gets any attention as a world-class pedophile creep along with bffs Don and Jeff. Life is so unfair!

Guinness and gingerbread and “The Muppets Die Hard”

Still a banger

The last time I drank this much Grand Marnier I accidentally became a father. Lisa doesn't seem interested so I'm just going to buy a bunch of shit on Amazon.

Jimmy Legs wishes everyone a gam-dangling merry Christmas with lots of gravy

beer AND anchovies???? who filled my stocking? what handsome man filled my own stocking??? what beautiful man with perfect taste filled my stocking so expertly

I’d like to interview the guy credited as “Muppet Milliner” for The Muppet Christmas Carol

Map Projections & What They Say About You Explanation: brilliantmaps.com/xkcd/

Took my nephew to get a pic with Santa Claus but the dude stank of alcohol. Can’t imagine what Santa thought.

Let every heart prepare him room, even the haters and losers.

We finally bought an otter season pass so we can go to the Albuquerque Aquarium any time we need irl otters. Here are Mayhem and Chaos, bffs, chilling on their disc after lunch.

This Christmas I’m celebrating like Pavlov’s dog.

Jimmy and Christmas.

I stand by this statement

Like patience on a monument

Celebrating this Christmas season just like I always do: playing nursemaid to a bunch of garlic-eaters.

The new moon rising over J.A. volcano on Albuquerque’s west mesa.

No, I don't think she did, and I don't think I will.