the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

my deepest apologies to baba’s but I think we need to destroy every business on lyndale now

my natural schadenfreude at elon musk eating shit is being tempered by the fact that the beneficiary is sam altman

will stancil setting his cache with the MSP left-libs on fire because he’s having a meltdown over fucking red cow closing is truly something else

it is just absolutely insane to me that FPM became such an epic dunk meme on GRRM when it’s so clearly this really sad way of describing how much sam hates his own body especially when GRRM is being really open about his own fetish for breast milk in the same passage!! no one can read anymore

billy pencil getting his 2029 run for ward 7 councilmember going early, apparently

I feel like I’ve read some version of this every day for the last four years

I dunno. Maybe because that's a stupid thing to want?

i wonder what other dumbass nostalgia bait we could all fall insanely hard for. most millennial pasta noodle? no, bad prompt, no debate there. it's unquestionably cavatappi. no need to even entertain other options

Hantavirus sounds so cool. Like something Major gets in Ghost in the Shell. And not from rat feces. From being an android.

Oldest trick in the book for these people, insist "Nobody could have foreseen / hindsight is 20/20" etc when what actually happened is you condescendingly sneered at everyone who said this in real time and patronizingly explained that you were right, full stop.

A New Hope’s similarity to The Hidden Fortress is extremely overblown

My dearest hope for the city of Minneapolis, is leadership who are at least as comfortable - if not more so - at Mayday than they are are Dinner du Nord.

It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now

-Losing the ability to make vital pieces of equipment so when they're destroyed they're gone -Feeding your troops >1000 calories of 'Surprise Meat' per day -Theocratic displays and masculinity elevated over operational efficiency Congratulations the US military, you are now in Warhammer 40,000

A document obtained by MPR News shows that dozens of Minneapolis police officers have worked with a previously undisclosed Homeland Security Task Force, which city leaders say is investigating criminal, and not immigration, violations. (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

I’m fucking horrified that folk 100s of years from now are going to refer to this period as the Trumpian Age or some shit and I’m gonna be lumped in with all the dumb extremist dicks. Solidarity with dead people from the 19th century who thought empire was for arseholes and now get called Victorians

I never trust the NYT's dozen moron gaggles to be representative samples of anything. However, the fact that they have now swapped to diner safari stories about regret voters does say something about the degree to which elite opinion has shifted over the past year.

The ruling class has systematically degraded reality discernment and overshot the goal of manufacturing consent. now they're manufacturing "damn that's crazy" "who do fuck knows" and "yeah sure why not probably"

dinkytown FLGS

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

having a real “julia gulia” breakdown after getting rejected from a job I really wanted and realizing how sick I am of my current position

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

And by the way, anyone who celebrates what Goldy—and therefore the Minnesota Golden Gophers—did tonight in the act of piledriving Bucky Badger: You are no less psychotic than the current warmongers who run the U.S., and good luck sleeping with that conscience.

everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is me: wazzaaa gerry gerry: wazzaa

man do not tell me we’re getting wildfire smoke again

if I get killed on my bike by some moron staring at their phone or drunk and the news talks about it like this my will is every person involved being beaten with hammers

The passive voice is even more wild when you open up the article and it says they suspect he was driving under the influence. What a joke

come on man.

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

we need to do a full brand reset on “men”. it is time for men2

whomst among us, right?

gotta say I’m not a huge fan of how the anti-boundary waters mining messaging seems to revolve around “they’re gonna have a FOREIGN company send minerals to the CHINESE”. like, it would be exactly as ruinous and evil to destroy the boundary waters if all the money stayed in america

imagine if it Had Happened today of all days bluesky would probably have been abandoned then and there

sorry. im sorry. Im trying to remove it

jokes aside you should instead read this defector.com/the-killing-...

app’s dying, cloud

work had a poster for a country festival up in brainerd and I cannot stop rotating the name of one of the headliners in my head: tucker wetmore. tucker wetmore

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

you consider the few things that have pushed these guys into action, and the many things that haven't, and increasingly coming to the conclusion that no matter what the issue you care about is, you need to jam up airports

you hated them while they were happening!!!

I have seen one good example of this plate

This is literally what’s happening. Israel is crashing out by murdering hundreds of Lebanese civilians. This is a genocidal rogue state.

seven hours after trump makes nuclear genocide threats, the democratic party unites to say “wow, pretty crazy stuff!”