oh my god they were roommates

Clay Mate is back. Teeny tiny hand made ceramic pals for your pocket. www.clay-mate.com/products Made in London by @claym4te.bsky.social

So cis men DO understand cosmetic procedures which put their fertility at risk but which make them feel more comfortable in their bodies. 🧐

Women: We want you to go to therapy and learn emotional regulation Men: What if I have someone inject my balls to make them bigger?

industry built on unpunished mass-scale theft continues to perform mass scale theft

HT Clare McNaught, first woman president of @rcsed.bsky.social for alerting me to this bit of wisdom from Erica Kreismann (LinkedIn). Women- or anyone with a high degree of conscientiousness, I reckon- don't have imposter syndrome, they have an overcorrection problem. And it leads to #burnout.

the person has Been Through It and I love that they’re weaponizing their trauma for good

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

Stop trying to be perfect, and immediately start trying to be more horny, deranged, unhinged, and unapologetically queer and weird 😌✨

Fascinating!

I made this during a phone call 😆

Palantir is… helping??! My brain just melted

I loved the 2006 Mitchell & Webb TV sketch show, but I never imagined “are we the baddies?” would graduate from funny catchphrase to the defining philosophical aphorism for our age

Artist: beth evans

My favourite real-life examples of this are silhouette (Etienne de Silhuoette), German chocolate cake (Samuel German), and Main Street in San Francisco (Charles Main).

If you were alive in the 80's, you probably heard urban legends about "Spanish Fly." I'd like you to follow me on a throughline that will connect the Marquis de Sade, beetle eggs, the death of George Washington, rape culture and ... the Beastie Boys. We start with BEETLE BLOOD.

Mr Patel has already threatened to sue. Speaking as someone who has been through the Atlantic fact-checking process on issues far, far less important… best of luck to you, sir.

And here’s a gift link to the remarkable story about the FBI Director from @theatlantic.com. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

every "passport bro" post going back decades on their nasty little forums is "i'm going to purchase a woman from asia who can cook and never talks back to me because i'm tired of women being able to tell me to fuck off"

WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Post the best photo you’ve taken of your pet

Post the best photo you’ve taken of your pet

one of my many toxic traits is that when a cat meows at me I'll often say "I know" even though I have absolutely no idea what they're saying and I am simply trying to be agreeable

Animals can sense a good heart and sincere intentions TT: the.littlecabinthatcould

This is Rex. He found a missing child in 12 minutes on his first tracking mission. "He’s kind of a triple threat," his handler said. He's trained as a therapy dog, explosive detection canine, and missing person tracker. When the girl was safe, Rex shifted to comfort mode. 14/10 (IG: arapahoeso)

I don’t usually share Twitter posts but that would be the president of Iran and yes he’s being completely serious, Islam recognises Jesus as a prophet and the Pope as a successor figure

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

France is switching from Microsoft to Linux "We must become less reliant on American tools and regain control of our digital destiny. We can no longer accept that our data, our infrastructure, our strategic decisions depend on solutions whose rules, pricing, evolution, and risks we do not control."

Best yard upgrade EVER 😃 TT: fun_with_grump

The immune system going rogue and attacking healthy tissue seems to behind some cases of long covid, a discovery that could open doors towards treatments

clicked the article and navigated the insane ads in order to learn that this guy isn’t just a fringe weirdo who has gravitated to Reform, he was a Tory spad!

YES! I knew it I bloody knew it…

How to get disowned by your family. Available on Amazon for $13.94.

UK-based surgeons: have you treated someone with complications from a cosmetic procedure carried out by someone who wasn't appropriately trained? If so, we'd like to speak to you 👇 Email us: [email protected] or send us a DM.

This is too good.

Hey, I’m 4B for all 4 billion of them except the one I still like, and if anything happens to him… it’s not violent to say no to abuse.

post a pic you took, no context, bring zen to the feed

GUYS GUYS GUYS A POTOO

Me, being led away by the secret service after releasing thousands of gophers at the Capitol: "You don't understand! It's a scientifically proven way to revive a desolate place! I'm a patriot!" www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...

Hello, we have something extraordinary to share with you.

Every day is a good day for sharing one of the most useful papers about research data ever written. PLEASE get your people to understand and follow this advice. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Hello Bluepals, we are open.

good morning anyone need a corgi belly rub

i'd rather be cringe and whimsical than mean and miserable

Five more of my favourite Irish translations…   1. Escalator = staighre beo, or “living stairs” 2. Squid = mathair shúigh, or “suckmother” 3. Owl = scréachóg reilige, or “graveyard screecher” 4. Daisy = nóinín, or “little noon one” 5. Otter = madra uisce, or “water dog”