Finished my black work piece last night, immediately started a second. This is addictive.

As someone who woke up this morning at 6:00 and was at the bus stop by 6:30, I finally get the point of daylight savings time

Because people think you're a bitch if you don't. See also: add emoticons, softening qualifiers, and any other happy-go-lucky, no-worries-if-not! flair.

A majority of voters, and a plurality of white voters, think that Reform is a racist party with racist policies.

A way i try to explain it to friends and family who visit is that London is 32 towns in a trenchcoat. The average Londoner spends little time in the bit outsiders see as "London" We live, eat, play and love in the communities that form its edges. Each of which has a culture and identity of its own

My attention span has been shot since a depressive episode about eighteen months ago but I have just focused so hard on an embroidery project I’ve not looked at my phone for about six hours and I feel AMAZING

"Not all of the people in this bog roll advert are white" is such a Luxury thing to have brainspace to worry about. Orange juice is £1.80 a carton, Susan! The rivers are still all full of shit! A 2 bed flat is half a million quid!

In UK political and media culture, it's worse to be called racist than it is to be racist. Can't really get anywhere until that changes

you probably haven’t seen CONFESS, FLETCH but you definitely should, and also there should be at least 3 more of these

Top Three Hitchcock: Notorious The Lady Vanishes Foreign Correspondent 30s/40s superiority! Foreign Correspondent is WILDLY underrated, please go seek it out

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

Got told off at blood donation for being insufficiently hydrated D:

Tried a Robert Altman film and it did not vibe with it, so instead were giving Toy Story 2 a go

H.B. Warner in "Sunset Boulevard" (with Buster Keaton) - BOTD

I have discovered the one thing worse than setting in sleeves, and it is setting in sleeves in children’s garments. Why must those armholes be so small?!

Partner is a big fan of a chocolate coin so every Christmas I buy him as many different novelty oversized ones as I can, but this one made me shout OH FUCK OFF at my phone. £7 for 90g? It’s not even nice chocolate!

tbh I was not expecting quite so much high-speed full-frontal male nudity as A Room With a View was prepared to deliver

When Lorraine's dad hits Marty with the car in Back to the Future, he says "another one of these kids jumped in front of my car", suggesting that this isn't the first time this has happened, which sounds like Marty's grandad is just feeding rescue teens to his hornt daughter

Sexy Local Government Pension Scheme

I guarantee that however bad tho think this is going to be, it’s actually worse

My hot take on this is the man needs an editor, this is quite hard to hold up with one hand

Fast approaching the time when Caerffili institutes the most reliable and secure vote-counting system known to humanity, which is a load of grannies at the local leisure centre.

Also my Christmas tree anglerfish has arrived and I would die for her

Accidentally got a sneak peek of the Indices of Deprivation ahead of next week and it’s now a mad scramble to pull together a response that it’s not just “???? !!!!”

Fusilli, conchigle and penne are all on the no-buy list. I always purchase the most ludicrous shape I can find.

Grey streak coming in nicely lads, or would be if it had made any progress in the last five years. I am keen to look good and badgery but the process is slow!

oh, what's MY superpower? well, at any given moment i could be doing up to 7 things extremely poorly 💁‍♀️

Oct 21st 2015 - Doc, Marty & Jennifer arrived in 2015 to prevent Marty McFly Jr. from getting arrested. 📽️📅 Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Also me, at the supermarket self-checkout, trying to choose between the 'Vegetable', 'Fruit' or 'Other' buttons.

#kakapo breeding starts with the feeding. For the last month we've been putting out food on Whenua Hou to get the adults into breeding condition. We need the males fat enough to boom and the females heavy enough to produce eggs (although not too hefty or their chicks will all be males). #parrots

Very stressed by work so I have treated myself to a luxury lunch (Taste the Difference prawn mayo sandwich, Thai sweet chilli chicken McCoys)

Sitting in the aisle seat of the bus and leaving her window seat empty is the act of a scoundrel

treat yo self!!!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Partner has someone managed to pill Dizzy by drilling a hole in a Dreamie with the tine of a cake fork. I was adamant this was futile and now I look a fool.

this is why I will never succeed at a life of crime :(

Dizzy has a scabby face which necessitated a vet visit and now I have both a vet bill and a need to buy more expensive hypoallergenic cat food because the wee man is allergic to his regular dinner

Teams is still working though, like a cockroach that survives a nuclear explosion

Working on a theory that the jewel thieves were able to blend effortlessly into the crowds because their stripey burglar jumpers were, with the simple addition of a string of onions, flawless Frenchman disguises.

Feeling very Judy Maxwell at the bus stop this morning

It must really suck to be That One Guy In Sunshine (2007) Who Didn’t Become A Whole Big Thing

Every video you make with Sora 2 costs OpenAI $5. This year they’ve spent the best part of a Trillion Dollars (one thousand billion) and brought in $12bn revenue. For them to be able to *break even* they’d need to increase the cost of every monthly subscription 10 times. They are so fucked.

10pm on Saturday night and I am doing Tudor embroidery in front of a sixty year old documentary about the Victoria line

Bought two sweatshirts on Vinted as I think this is the year I finally make myself a Muppet Christmas Carol-themed jumper

Great moments in redaction history.

Went to the top of the class in Embroidery School, lads. This may not look impressive but a) the back is identical and b) it’s about twice as much stitching as everyone else managed, please ignore the fact that the rotated bottom repeat is too long and I’m going to have to unpick it when I get home