Jenny Landreth
@jennylandreth.bsky.social
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Everything you’ve come to expect from me
I bet you one pound you didn’t think I was posh enough to have an asparagus pan. Well, you’re WRONG, I do, you all owe me one pound.
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brb just changing the colour balance on my tv for Danny’s face
#MAFSau
5 days ago
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DcTurner
5 days ago
De facto acquittal if the defendant says ‘sozzles’.
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I was in the Mere Green M&S w my sister, paying for something w cash, trying to find the money, said ‘this is taking ages, sozzles’ to the cashier and it actually hurt, I was trying so hard not to laugh.
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5 days ago
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I love this, it’s so fucking REAL. (Cue Ian. “Of course it’s fucking REAL, what do you think we are, fucking CYBORGS? Fucking AI?”) anyway, I really admire long term relationships. Well done Mr and Mrs Ian.
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8 days ago
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This first Turner nominee, a man giving an a hour long recitation about growing up in the north in the 80s and 90s … I’ve met a lot of him.
10 days ago
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Dan/iel Mudford
10 days ago
I'll be giving my talk about John Cage, Music & Mushrooms in Brighton on May 6th. It should be fun, I'm fairly confident my bit is anyway.
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One thing I’ve learned from
#MAFSAU
: the minute you describe yourself as an empath, is the clearest possible indicator that you’re not.
10 days ago
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Sitting in the GP surgery, I Want To Know What Love Is on the speakers, tannoy call for next patient for Dr Butcher… if anyone’s looking for the opening scene of a sitcom.
11 days ago
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I was locked out of bluesky for 12 hours and I missed it please love me
12 days ago
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Talking about the price of stuff reminds me of my late mum. (Everything does tbh.) I would never tell her how much I’d spent on shoes, or a haircut. Just those two things, I’d halve.
15 days ago
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blimey FOUR POUND FIFTY for a Guardian. I could buy a coffee for that.
15 days ago
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Matt Leys
22 days ago
Spotted Peter Mandelson at the Wallace Collection
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Hard relate to the Artemis II crew enjoying food they’ve missed. I once went to Greece and didn’t have an avocado for ten whole days.
#artemisII
#thestruggle
22 days ago
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦
23 days ago
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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Should be against the law to be inside on such a beaut of a day, and yet here we are *sent from my sofa*
27 days ago
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Izzy Mant 🔹
29 days ago
DickTok
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Did someone say Battersea Park herons? This was mine from yesterday, totally earwigging my convo w a pal, trying to get our intel.
29 days ago
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Dan/iel Mudford
about 1 month ago
Here's some music for the Astrally-minded weekenders. Ideal for command module piloting or some light dusting. In a brill cover by "Mr. Drawing" himself
@happytoast.co.uk
If you could repost I'd be very grateful, I er rather need to sell some CDs xx
thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/album/astro-...
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ASTRO MAMBO!, by The Bionics
7 track album
https://thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/album/astro-mambo
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Lord grant me the confidence of an NYT reviewer who’ll press SEND without obsessively reading his work 73 times to make sure every last comma is in the right place.
about 1 month ago
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Is anyone seeing this Tyson dude on
#MAFSAUS
? I’m fewmin. Absolute dick.
about 1 month ago
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Tracy King
about 1 month ago
WE DON’T WANT IT I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE
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Clearing my late mum’s house. Surely SURELY there’s a Pam out there who’d like this book. Pam, make yourself known.
about 1 month ago
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Lisa Holdsworth
about 1 month ago
Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw. Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Who is watching this shit? *eye twitch*
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Just back from the Royal Court seeing John Proctor is The Villain. Fucking AMAZING. Theatre full of young people! It can happen! I’m BUZZING.
about 1 month ago
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Woke up fucking furious that yet again ordinary people will be expected to pay more just to live because of some stupid fucking egomaniacal warmongering fucking cunt. Morning!
about 1 month ago
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That’s like David Mitchell’s script on The Unbelievable Truth. “Script: a collection of pre-written sentences spoken aloud often in a performance context”.
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about 1 month ago
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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons
about 1 month ago
Stuck the fact on the back of my little greetings cards, cos I love the shouty wee buggers…
#wren
#birds
#birdart
(Cards available at
dippyfishcards.etsy.com
)
#ukgiftam
#bsnm
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This is why people don’t want *checks notes* SHRIMP moving in next door
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about 1 month ago
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Emma Chaplin 🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
I'll let Lev answer that cos I don't know. But this is a lovely blog written by my colleague A Bundle of Winter Wrens | Sussex Wildlife Trust
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A Bundle of Winter Wrens | Sussex Wildlife Trust
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Just watching a tiny wren in my garden. Fuck me, it was loud. I wondered, are birds the loudest creatures in a size/volume ratio? I bet
@levparikian.bsky.social
will know.
about 1 month ago
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Nobody tell Raynor Winn.
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about 1 month ago
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Sade. (Any/all)
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about 2 months ago
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Kath
about 2 months ago
Best film of the season is *still* the most Oscar nominated of all time. Don’t piss on its parade you dubious cunts.
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I've had to make phone calls this morning. Put me on the £5 note.
about 2 months ago
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Happy birthday to the finest of men, and his very fine album 👇🏻
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about 2 months ago
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Extraordinary piece, brilliant writing.
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about 2 months ago
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Ian Martin
about 2 months ago
NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.
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Jonathan Coe
about 2 months ago
Any Brummie of my generation will get a memory jolt when they look at the background of this picture. Can anyone help Mike with his query?
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You’d have to pay me a lot of money to read the new Will Self. Even then I’d pretend. Nope. Not in this house.
about 2 months ago
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Just finished the latest Ann Tyler. Disappointingly slight. Not even going to recommend it for my pamphlet club.
2 months ago
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Mic Wright
2 months ago
You know what? Let’s not fact check the idiots who think Ayatollah Khameini, the Iranian supreme leader killed today, was the same guy as Ayatollah Khomeini, who led the Islamic Revolution in 1979. Let them believe he was 124 years old. In fact, persuade them he was kept alive as a head in a jar.
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Paul Bernal
2 months ago
It’s hard to imagine a worse reaction to losing the by-election than Starmer has done. Every possible opportunity missed. No lessons learned.
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Ian Martin
2 months ago
Mothering Sunday on March 15th. It's hard if she's not around. I'll be reading out the names of our remembered
#Mums26
from the top of the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. You can see across the sea to the Lake District. If you'd like your Mum/Mam/Mom's name added to the list, reply with hashtag! ❤️ 👑
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Well would you look at that. Five series in and we’re still winning prizes 😎
2 months ago
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Stephen Bush
2 months ago
Fantastic interview. Everyone should read it:
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John Davidson Gives First Interview and Explains Tourette’s Tics After Shouting N-Word and Other Slurs at BAFTAs: ‘I Felt a Wave of Shame’ (EXCLUSIVE)
John Davidson's explains Tourette's tics and the BAFTA N-word incident in his first exclusive interview with Variety.
https://variety.com/2026/film/awards/john-davidson-tourettes-tics-bafta-n-word-interview-1236671850/
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What, the word that we call ‘the N word’ because we know how offensive and actively harmful it is?
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2 months ago
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LF Lightning-Barugh
2 months ago
I do feel that the arrest of Peter Mandelson is an issue that unites people at all points of the political spectrum.
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The replies to this are all 100% top notch funny, if that’s what you need rn
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2 months ago
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