It wouldn't have occurred to me before but I wonder if fascism is a diagnosable condition. The call and repeat from the leaders, the downright bizarre gullibility, the contempt, it's all so uniform in my (limited) experience. Narcissistic Asshole Zeitgeist Itis

Our Air Bud, who art in playoffs, hallowed be thy boops. Thy free throws come, thy games be won, in Fernfield as in heaven And give us this day our allies oop, and forgive us our fouls as we forgive those who foul against us And lead us not into the sequels but deliver us from Larry 1/2

This dude, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, whines like such a little bitch boy all the time about not getting credit for things. What an empty, hollow person. Special birthday boy ass bitch.

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

A too online man came to Jesus and asked, “What must I do to receive eternal life?” Jesus told him to keep the commandments, to which the man replied that he had. Jesus then told him to delete his accounts and stop trolling. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he was based.

My mother took Tylenol when I was a fetus so here's more Overwatch stuff. Paladins cards: Rein Rectangle of Friendship- Allies shooting through your barrier gain +20% damage Berzerker- Gain more RoF and boop on your swings the less shield and regular HP you have 1/x

if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.

lulz

This is it. The pinnacle of the joke.

I'm founding a new religion that venerates Jesus, Steve Rogers and Vash the Stampede. You ask yourself WWJ,SR,OVtSD and pick the best example to follow in a given situation.

Sources say the shooter engraved his manifesto on a single grain of rice

If elected I will invite many tech billionaires to my home, whereupon I will beat their lilly asses red. Vote for me.

You know to be fair this means we have to unshoot Charlie Kirk.

Demoing a building and the foundation is absolutely filled with different kinds of immortals somebody wanted to get rid of.

Lotta people talking about the rapture today.

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

The rapture tomorrow is such a quandary, last night alive so mad sex and drugs yeah? But then God'll be all judgy and not let you in. But there's no mad sex and drugs in heaven so tonight's your last chance.

Vote for me and I will make the lottery illegal. This isn't a joke I genuinely believe it is bad for society.

white house announces plans to break ground on a brand new sarlaac pit

As American as Ominous Gas Station Guy in horror movies

They should make a hot dog that is ring-shaped and you eat it in the manner of a donut

We must occasionally post bad, to remain humble. Jayden is the wisest of us all.

Psycho balance change: Widow loses headshot multiplier, grapple cd -50%. Perk for scoped shots to reset grapple. Venom mine darts as current. Big perk for mine to have a valorant smoke sphere effect for enemies. Big perk for moderate HS multiplier.

It is long after the last consciousness expired. The world is dead. The sun grows dim. March of the Gladiators has outlived the players.

How long till someone in any leadership position tells their citizens to grab a gun and come fuck up an ICE facility?

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Dutch late night TV has its take

Kimmy Kimmel candlelight vigil in your town square

Hatred is drinking poison and expecting the other guy to die. Hatred is being poisoned against your will, and giving the other guy a transfusion.

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

Vote for me and you will awake in six years with no memory of the dark times to come, nor what horrors you had to become to survive.

Harder Daddy -Ezra Klein

Disagree

Vote for me for Polycult Messiah and I will leadfuck you to a horny infamy that will live forever among the stars

Don't worry guys, I have a genius plan to stop political violence. Step 1: Make elite consensus be that the mild peaceful disapproval be treated as equivalent to violence. Step 2: Have the government openly violate the law in a manner which proves it nonbinding. Step 3: Crash the economy.

We don't even get a Cato this is fucking bullshit.

Vote for him

This is better than any of my vote for me posts. Damn.

Does Youtube feel like it's trying really hard for the last few weeks to be less helpful and interesting?

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

Pay attention. Something dark might be coming. The murder of Charlie Kirk could have united Americans to confront political violence. Instead, Trump and his anti-democratic radicals look to be readying a campaign to destroy dissent. 1/ Here's what's happening.

Was Charlie Kirk the right's Martin Luther King, or its Jesus Christ?

gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years

Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I understand why they have to do it but it will never stop being bewildering to read a statement like, "Our hearts go out to the victims. We abhor violence in all its forms, and have immediately removed the perpetrator's Long John Silver's® Arrrewards™ account for violating our Terms & Conditions"

Russia, the US, China, all facing economy problems in the near future. Europe got problems but how's their economy/s doing?

Good job Nepal. Baller as fuck.

It's a damn shame none of these ghouls are currently on fire

Wild how fast I moved from, "Be cautious of the old media types, but they're still doing basically ok journalism" to "The only journalists who can be trusted are youtubers with signs of mental illness."