nominative determinism hall of fame

Do not, my friends, become addicted to oil. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

My "I'm not having a heart attack" shirt is... asking... people are... oh boy

Yes, it was a psyop, but it was for a good cause

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

I almost wish I still believed in God. There is no other language of wrath that suits.

All of this is just profoundly evil.

Knew it was inevitable but surprised how disappointed I was in Talos that he decided to fix the problems of being a chaos marine by being a chaos marine even harder. All this for fucking Konrad. Konrad, y'all.

If Joey B had donenhis goddamn job and shoveled Ukraine enough shit to win in year 1 we could have an objectively better world. The US has been throwing my entire adult life.

If I so much as think a guy might have something to say he loses his mind. I may have poisoned your favorite poster already. This power is too much, I am unworthy.

Not that I approve, but does Iran do slavery? Would they like some slaves? If we gave them everyone in DHS would that help?

You should know. There ain't no one as fresh as me. I'm just so fresh. And clean.

I do not see a way forward where the generals hang and that makes me sad.

If I was ultra rich I wouldn't be so interested in recreating the conditions of pre-revolutiom France.

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Tuesday is the opposite of Thursday.

love to pick up my phone and see 5 - 10 different things each of which successively makes me angrier than I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life

Well who's up for some hyperqueer mega communism?

I once had a guy resolve a Planeswalker ult that exiled my board and all my land and he still lost. He had me, it was over, just don't fuck up the lead, and I beat him. I think about that game a lot lately.

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

Hey kids wanna see a body?

POSH BRITISH WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE IF DORIAN GRAY’S PORTRAIT WAS A BRATZ DOLL: I just cahnt believe this is happening in dubahi

"Hey Kurds, it's the United States. Remember us, from all the betrayals? Anyhoo, would love it if you all could march into this thresher for us. Let us know."

The Shamwow Guy, Vince Shlomi, says he is suing the Texas GOP for “rigging” his Texas House race by not including the word “Shamwow” on ballots

Hey does anyone know how to do learn introductory programming?

i have something of exceptional importance to show you all it goes UNFATHOMABLY HARD

Eventually the Trump regime will collapse, because it’s built on a single rotten, 79-year pillar. When it does, the army of cranks who have tried to shelter under the boss’s seeming impunity, in order to commit crimes of their own, will have nowhere to hide. We must scour them out of our society.

Happy to report I still don't know who Jessie Signal is. If you tell me I will flay you.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

Sock'Em Boppers but I dip them into tar and fishhooks like Bloodsport

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

web md can you die of sleepy

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Its not enough that I ignore Beltway Brian, I'm gonna need you guys to stop posting about him.

OH NO THEY'RE GONNA DESTROY CNN You mean the "news" network that integrated an online political gambling site into their programs and turned every segment into Crossfire? Oh fuck. How will we ever recover

The Ethicist | Our nanny was deported, and our son wants to visit her on his spring break. I'm sympathetic to the idea—she more or less raised him—but there are no nonstops to Guatemala from Sun Valley, where we'll be spending most of his break. Can I just tell him she's dead?

Did you know if you don't live in Maine you don't have to have an opinion on Graham Platner? Its true, you can just not care.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Anyone wanna give me a kiss before the apocalypse?

I need a minute to process the dread of the coming Great War, your quesolupa can wait

Woe to you my darling, when I stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, for we shall see who is the stronger, a god who is dead, or Pagallaci the Clown

The USA chants at the SotU were just as horrible as last time. Anyone born to see the fall of Rome was born too late to stop it.

Lmao

someday

Unfortunately last night homie was not aware of the toxic fumes filling the club, and was overcome