The maddest I've ever been was over having to write about Shakespeare. I was in the library at the very edge of my willpower not to throw a monitor across the room. I had nothing to say about Othello, and the pointlessness of it hooked into my general (accurate) 1/2

red 40 gave my kid gay autism and now he wont shut up about a "pommi" and a "jacks"

There are no paladins among the kings

The state of dew releases

Instant Transmission

we’re live on the pod with The Devourer himself, Devourer man, i gotta ask, what’s up? D: i will commit horrors yet to be understood by your kind. your children’s children will be slaves to my horde that sounds really uncomfortable, almost like sleeping on a bad mattress, shoutout to our sponsor,

Motoko Kusanagi / Ghost in the Shell #watercolor

hey @markwarner.bsky.social you should post your condolences here. Do it. Do it coward.

Mitch your life is less valuable than this bit I'm doing I need you to pack it up for the sake of the joke

Damn there's something really wrong with my heart. I wanted to be nice, I tried really hard to be nice. But obviously I am not. I am hatred, hidden under jester's bells and imitation compassion. Slavering, pig-like, annihilatory. What use is it, telling such a thing to fix his heart? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm glad Lindsey's dead And you should be, too

I suppose if I were a senator I would not post "Rest in piss Bozo you deserve to suffer forever" but I also wouldn't pretend it was sad. A dignified Lol would suffice.

Congratulations to his family, whom I'm sure are thrilled

*punding table* RULE OF THREE! RULE OF THREE! RULE OF THREE!

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

Russian mobile fire group training goes wrong while using a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun originally built for Mi-24 helicopters.

The shortness of life, man. Makes you wish you'd known someone better. I don't know enough about Lindsay to say something that would, you know, really hurt his feelings. I regret that.

how your email finds me

Destroyer: I will find you, in the deep dark silence after life, where no one can be paid or tricked or frightened into helping you. I will make the void loud with your screams. Wyatt: So do you wanna go to the beach or what? D: ...yes.

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

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When was the last time YHWH or his posse did something useful?

Chimkim ergg

I am 967 years your senior I am a Destroyer of the Mi Tong Extraction Consortium, slayer of thousands, I have committed sins who's mere description would blacken your soul I have fought with and against the only god worthy of the name and occasionally defeat him I will not wear the cowboy hat Later:

I am fixated on the booty, meditating day and night on the booty, I could escape samsara but remain to indulge the intoxicating wonder of the booty

If i was a vampire I'd be fine. If I was confronted with the erosion of the soul borne of my need to regard all other creatures as prey or competition I would simply handle it.

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics

I wish we had met before we both turned bitter.

cow tipping wouldn’t need to exist if greedy farmers paid them a decent wage

Oh shit new DLC just dropped

Glazed grapes

I'm gonna vibe code a cop bot to narc on people who post "im high"

My response to Kevin's response to Daniel's response to that TNR piece

darknessreigns24: i would make peppa pig into some delicious bacon lol welt46: i wonder how you might like to look up and see a cleaver held in the cleft of a hoof. to feel the breath of a snout that loves its work. in the world of pigs, a man’s careless words may only sweeten his quivering rump.

maybe the most awesome dm request ever

Y'all should check out @jerrysmap.bsky.social

Any of you wanna do a DND campaign?

Maybe we should just do explicit matriarchy. Men belong in construction, not the senate. Why are you voting when there's heavy things that need to be over there?

telling my family members they are immediately to take away my phone and throw it into a lake when I hit my 70s

Mitch's family are Christian, so they can rest easy knowing his suffering has only just begun

A person who would buy $300 in lottery tickets does not deserve $300 of disposable income

Breaking into Mitch McConnell's hospital room to make him read mean tweets in his final moments

Reckon Primus would have a lot of paladins. He's a rules guy, it's the rules class. Class ability to summon a level appropriate modron.

Elden Ring really is 95% the best cake ever but it's also 5% horseshit. A self parody of Fromsoft games.

Elven automatics fire in an unsteady musical rhythm, like chimes.

High me has the first half of so many good ideas