It's almost that time of year again The Komodo 3000 scene from Malcolm in the Middle cracks me up every time

Made a large purchase over the weekend and now I have a check engine light Whyyyyy

I wonder what this means Sounds like commie propaganda

Good morning BlueSky I've been awake for 20 minutes and already typed out and deleted a bunch of political posts That's no way to start the day Here is Kofi smiling instead :)

Seeing people comment "lol this is so funny" on a post and you're just like... Maybe I should call the doc about my meds

Rubin Observatory is on BlueSky!!

Omg this is too cool to ignore The Rubin Observatory just put out their newest wide-field image Just look at all the galaxies out there! You can zoom in and zoom in and zoom in and

Is the age verification thing just happening to Texans or what?

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer

It's kinda lame that the car insurance app flags me for phone use because Google maps is open

How do people get tricked into listening to AI music? I thought everyone listens to the same 5 albums from their graduating year

The US government will never do the right thing and it'd be nice if people stopped acting shocked and started getting mad instead

My poor dog stepped in a fire ant hill and it's insane how fast they attacked him I think I got all of them off his paws but ouch!

I can't stop listening to this cover of the Hey Arnold intro

Saving this for when Democrats lose literally everything We need like 100 more Mamdanis

I learned how to uhhhh express his glands and now he keeps looking at me like this

We don't live in a supply and demand economy It's "We know you'll pay it so fuck you" economy

Why do people around me think the hot weather is because of cloud seeding? I'd get it if just one person said it but at least 5 people in the last week have mentioned it Is this a fox news thing?

I'm so tired of tech and I love tech AI and crypto have ruined everything "There's a chunk of power there, Ron, and we need to grab it before someone else does," Brisbois recalled the developers saying, per Wisconsin Watch. "If we don't, someone else will."

Can somebody tell me why I bought him a fancy orthopedic dog bed? I know he likes his blankie but still 😂

I had a pretty bad head injury awhile back and there's one positive outcome I get to watch classic movies for the first time...again Today I watched Twister and hooooo boy this movie is incredible!

I want to fly but I decided to build it when it's 100° outside like a fool

Incredible things are happening in the weather sub

Coolest kid I've ever seen

How is he so perfect? Billions of years of evolution have crafted this incredible being One of the universe's finest creatures

I took 5 days off to hang out with my dog while he was sick instead of going on vacation I just got home and he's stuck to me like Velcro 🥺

I got some fancy FPV goggles for my drone and my stupid astigmatism refuses to be normal Getting the screens to merge is like trying to force perspective with those 90s magic eye posters

I stopped smoking and taking edibles a couple months ago so I could get a new job Coworker handed me a root beer on Friday It tasted good so I looked to see what brand it was and saw the 100mg THC Ran to the bathroom and purged... Anyway I have an interview on Thursday and I'm concerned 👍

I don't think the government has seen the Lego Movie Everything is not awesome and it is not cool being part of the team

I have a friend in Sierra Leone and one time I mailed him an acoustic guitar I received a package with a Ghana national football team team jersey I wear that shit every world cup and watch every Ghana match Tough loss yesterday against Croatia

Sleepy Joe? HA! Wait till you hear my ultimate insult! Dozy....DON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Smash Mouth stuck in my head but it's just My world's on fire, how bout yours? My world's on fire, how bout yours? My world's on fire, how bout yours? My world's on fire, how bout yours? My world's on fire, how bout yours? My world's on fire, how bout yours? On repeat

This song goes out to all the pickup truck drivers

I bought my dog a fancy carpeted ramp so he can safely get on and off my bed He's taken it as a challenge and now he jumps every time

Just spent 5 hours staring at my computer trying to figure out why my new drone wouldn't connect to the configuration software I was close to refunding it but I joined a discord server as a last hope and a guy very gently told me I had it plugged into the wrong USB port

Off work today and new drone assembled Let's gooooooooo

Performing CPR on my ego Wish me luck

I'm about to reveal a huge secret so if I stop posting that means they got to me. I'm in good mental health and have no plans to die Anyway, here it goes... The Southern accent is fake I infiltrated Texas during covid and have recordings of people speaking normally They don't want you to know this

I have lots of storage on my PC so I've never thought about deleting things Then I started making videos and got jump scared by the "you don't have room for this" error I thought I'd have room forever and now SSDs are stupid expensive :(

Born at home Never got a birth certificate/SSN CPS didn't know he existed Never went to a doctor or school 7 years old and 250lbs Sovereign citizens Hoarders Sister at home as well Everything about this is worse than you can imagine

I'm watching this now for the first time and I'm really glad I didn't see it before covid

I'm house sitting for my parents while they're on a trip this weekend Who wants to party?

When I was a kid I thought it was She's a brick...ouch!

I spent all day yesterday taking care of my sick dog and I'm at work wondering why I'm here I'm just going to leave

People in the youtube comments for some reason

This is absolutely heartbreaking A town gets leveled by a huge tornado and while first responders attempt to rescue people, another tornado is on the ground So many of these people say "Check on my neighbor they need more help than I do" I can't imagine being there

I bought a new camera This is going to be me

Seeing posts like "Raise your hand if you think trump is bad!" in 2026 is wild

Hey look Monsanto doing extremely shady shit again and the government helping them do it again If you haven't already, watch this Veritasium video about how nasty Roundup is

If it was possible I'd give 10 years of my life to my dog