Getting a dog is trading a lifetime of happy memories for the worst day in your life. Sometimes I feel like they live short lives to teach us how to grieve.

I got to leave work early :) My tummy hurts :(

It's important to remember what it's like to be a true American

My parents' dogs aren't scared of me anymore and they slept on the bed with me last night 🥹

I thought it was well-known that the Swiss love Nazi gold

Wonder what it'd be like if the Clinton's decided to fuck their reputation so they can take down the rest of the Epstein friends with them

Ugh my coworker is so weird

This song has been stuck in my head for weeks

Every day I see things that make me 100% sure that there will be no elections and yet I'm still seeing comments saying we can defeat them at the midterms

Pizzagate was real but the wrong people were blamed

The elite are cannibals and I can finally say it without being a conspiracy theorist

Jesus "Jesse" Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez thinking they'll be seen as "one of the good ones"

The conservative page on reddit has 1.3M users and there's not a single post about the Epstein files They literally live in an alternate reality

Looks like they're not paying ICE 'agents' Heh, lol

I'm watching my parents' psycho dogs while they're on vacation My dad calls them ISIS and Hezbollah To keep them from destroying furniture while I was at work, I threw on some cartoons Both dogs peacefully watched TV all day yesterday so they're going to school today

Mondays amirite

Omg omg omg Israel or the CCP is going to see my horribly written python code now

Justin Bieber - Grammy's 2026

He's always so smiley

I wish the photo gallery on my phone wasn't full of government violence but I feel it's important to document everything for posterity

I'm assembling a team for a heist We will be breaking into the Vatican archives to find out what they're hiding I need a small person to hide in a suitcase, a getaway driver, a body builder, one hacker, and a Catherine Zeta Jones to sneak through a laser security system Apply today

Sunshine nap

Macy is a squirmy little wormy dog

I'm house sitting for my parents while they're on vacation and it bums me out that I'll never be able to afford my own home like this

Do you think the world would be more open to AI if it didn't lie all the time? What if it didn't consume a ton of water or it wasn't trying to replace workers? Too bad AI is controlled by the worst humans ever. Oh well

Forcing myself to not doom post

Work kitty is in a mood this morning

This website is a honey pot

They gave ICE permission to enter property and arrest people without a warrant I'm guessing they want someone to shoot an ICE agent Then they can justify taking guns

We're going to need more than the power of friendship

Dig a hole in the meadow Dig a hole in the cold, cold ground Dig a hole in the meadow We're gonna lay you fascists down youtu.be/gQimGO2TJ3Y

Y'all it's time to focus on OPSEC

Are we going to war with Iran today?

I know it's convenient, but it's a good idea to not use your fingerprint or face to unlock your phone ICE and cops are allowed to unlock your phone with biometrics, but they can't force you to type in a password or PIN

We're probably hours away from the government declaring war on Iran

I'd like to think a brave person in the FBI left these pages in there on purpose

Iran is going to be blown up because trump raped children Americans are going to be thrown in concentration camps because trump raped children You're labeled a domestic terrorist because trump raped children I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

I'd like to think a brave person in the FBI left these pages in there on purpose

[Warning-SA] They just deleted these pages from the Epstein files

This is very important They will go after anyone who uses these websites/apps

There's some nasty stuff in the new Epstein file drop Like I want to unread what I just saw

Hey it's probably a terrible idea to sign up for ice tracking websites using your actual information StopICE.net has been compromised Download the Google voice app to create a brand new phone number Create burner email addresses on proton.me Don't trust a tech bro to keep your info private

Tim Apple is up to some shit

Yo Gavin Newsom why is the LA police chief allowed to not enforce laws? Are you making arrangements to replace him? If not why not? @governor.ca.gov

Reading about Cold War era chess and how one side accused the other of hiring a hypnotist to mess with him during a match Where's THAT movie?

I'm so glad dogs are a thing Shout out to humans for figuring out how to make dogs

A news channel needs to give me a press pass just so I can do this anytime trump opens his mouth

100 horrors today 100 more tomorrow

The House passed a bill today that would allow ICE to affect and deport US citizens. It goes to the Senate next. Idk if calling them will do anything but we have to try.

Guys I'm so proud of some of my fellow Americans Look at this Batman is even out here 🥹