Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

sfw moots that enjoy my fashion or pictures of my cats, please know i do not want you to have to see me naked or doing kink stuff unless you want to but ALSO SFW accounts need to speak up most on how much this will ruin your experience here, make it clear this is bad for YOU, not just nsfw folks!!

as your lawyer i encourage you to start more fires

We all fucking know why, come on

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

Self reflection is what happens when my phone dies in a well lit place.

[puts on It's Raining Men] [laughs gleefully as I watch them fall from the sky and hit the ground] god bless Mother Nature

that is for sure an american robin, turdus migratorius

Oh you're kinky? You're kinky huh? What are you into? Getting your dick sucked? Groundbreaking.

What exactly is supposed to draw me to you? Why are you supposed to be worth my time and attention? Are you generous or kind? Do you have a personality? Do you have traits? Skills? Interests? Because according to your profile, you don't even have a fucking face.

Besides being creepy, rude, violent, self-centered, and arrogant, so many men are just so fucking BORING!!!

Unemployed puppets in your area are looking for a hand

Reminder if you are not incel do not say m'lady

[male feminist music]

Graham Platner looks like a guy I can't fucking stand, so that's that sorted for me

bluesky moderation claude instance on its way to tag your spongebob reaction memes as sexually suggestive

A meteor just got burnt up in the atmosphere off the coast of MA. Many people heard the explosion from it. If you are in the new england area, go outside and breathe in the magical meteor dust to receive your new magic meteor super powers asap

I just did this here in southwest New Hampshire, but the meteor dust must have got mixed up with some grit from the Mass Pike on the way here because the only thing that happened is I forgot how to drive and I'm craving garbage coffee.

If you like what I do please follow me on Instagram at geraldinepichedeeny If you like what I do please change your settings to "warn" instead of "hide"

Trans people: they're trying to genocide us Republicans: we're trying to genocide trans people Historians: they're trying to genocide trans people Genocide Prevention Groups: they're trying to genocide trans people Liberals: well hold on maybe it's a good genocide though

Dad fell down today

Oh god oh shit fuck help. I just farted and it's so gross and I'm the only one in here and everyone's coming back inside in a second help

my main takeaway from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) is that laws are much more likely to be followed if they rhyme

Maybe there should have been Not Fascism on the ballot

I am in final talks with Disney for the rights to Mickey

I am 2 weeks away from the best healthcare plan the world has ever seen.

we sniff dope in this web zone

My irreligious father incredulously asked today if the man and I were put together by heaven or something

reading more Arthur C. Clarke and just hit the phrase "curious, half-strangled ejaculation" like- did Trent fucking Reznor write this?

DO YOU WANT BV THIS IS HOW YOU GET BV DO NOT thx

good tip! actually, bluesky has a feature you might find helpful. just navigate to settings, click on "account" and then "delete account"

the amount of cismen in my dms vs my cashapp is wild

My sister's here so we're just sitting on the couch next to each other pointing at each other like spidersmans

Shocking that it's been almost a year

Tragic.

bluesky gives the democrats 4 strikes for this post

I can't believe we're getting food in the gender divorce

Insisting on buying the hidden, reject plants at the nursery. Clutching them to my chest and rasping 'I CAN FIX THEM'

8,000 were Palestinian, ofc

Amazing. The specific wooden clay tool that came in a set that I have fallen in love with appears to have no known name or description.

now going to the grocery store. hopefully a decent enough bottle of wine rolls off the bottom shelf so i can see it and chase it down

Spokane and Spokane Accessories

I think it's fun that, on top of everything else, there's a member of congres who's ... missing? and no one's even looking

Being unable to read screencaps on any website due to people redacting them to the point of illegibility

I can't believe after the habanero incident of 2007 that I have once again been pepper fingered in my holes

oh my god I am just so goddamn fucking mad

Some "people" are meant to be toys Meant to be played with and used A pretty posed plaything Surrendering your will to your new owner Isn't that right dolly~

Mad Max summarized

Can't believe THIS has been labelled as "intolerant".