Receptive Kenergy
@shmaesh.bsky.social
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Adult Human Criminal ne/nem/nir
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mel.
about 1 hour ago
sorry for teaching your grandma about DIY hormone body hacking. you wouldn't believe how she bounces on it after I got her on a low dose of testosterone
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
about 2 hours ago
I got so stoned last night that I spent a significant amount of time worrying about whether Neanderthals could consent to sex with early modern humans
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oh shit is it legal for me to start making bitter post-divorced jokes now?
about 22 hours ago
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This man won't stop agonizing about getting me gifts and I. TOLD. YOU. JUST GET ME NEW DICKS MY GUY
1 day ago
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Watched this little (possibly stone) butch tie someone up with her belt and get her boots licked the other night and it changed me
1 day ago
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Mmmmmm, Monster and Snowtown for sure.
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1 day ago
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Turns out if you try to wake me up with poppers your poppers are at extreme risk of being slapped out of your hand
3 days ago
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Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁
4 days ago
"do I know anything about queer group sex"? yeah, you could say I'm something of a
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merry lizmas
4 days ago
wine & dine me (eat my pussy and drink my squirt)
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Dad calls Brennan Lee Mulligan 'the incredibly white man'
7 days ago
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I'll start: I really like cum
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7 days ago
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Dosage change is hurting my tummy
7 days ago
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My only complaint about the entirety of the AvP franchise is not enough future space drugs
7 days ago
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I need to know someone will burn the goat this year. Please
7 days ago
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Turns out Bird Juice has already left the cast so no loss in not committing his name to memory lol
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7 days ago
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
about 1 year ago
5 things I can see: blood 4 things I can hear: blood 3 things I can touch: blood 2 things I can smell: blood 1 thing I can taste: blood & 1 thing I'm grateful for: this moment and all it has to offer ✨
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Is there a good way to say 'yeah, she's gonna divorce you my guy'
16 days ago
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jolly mr. cannoli
16 days ago
i was visited by the 3 ghosts of christmas and i have decided i am going to become the grink
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I like dating cis men because they're either extremely manageable and predictable or actually eggs
16 days ago
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Morrigan Le Fag, and others
20 days ago
🖊️ Are you a thick femme with a tragic lack of bite marks? You may be entitled to compensation* *Plz let me bite you
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Dark Deeny(they\them)
17 days ago
Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
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when men tell me what they think I should do
6 months ago
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That said, this is still a speed record hatching wow
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16 days ago
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Showing this to the man like 'this is us' (I am the horse)
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27 days ago
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I say I'm fine but I've actually had the Enterprise theme stuck in my head for weeks
21 days ago
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reviews of my pussy juice are coming in
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16 days ago
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I forgot man friend's little friend's boyfriend's name so I've been calling him Bird Juice for three weeks after he made the mistake of telling a story about a bird eating it against his bike helmet and the 'juice' going in his mouth
16 days ago
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Jerry Chen
16 days ago
always "where did you even find a minions bathing suit" and "this is trespassing i'm calling the cops" never "how are you jerry"
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Big Donner Energy
19 days ago
David Lynch was right but I personally would suggest skipping the first step.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
19 days ago
god i love men. love their fucked up popeye forearms and the way they lope around like a werewolf
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
21 days ago
happy international mens day to this guy
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Insatiable Antifa Slut
21 days ago
I deserve all of your money
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The only people it's ok to just be rude to in public for no apparent reason are Salvation Army bellringing douches. If they ask you for money it's fine to loudly exclaim 'EW, NO'
23 days ago
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change one letter and ruin a candy sourpatch skids
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21 days ago
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dudes rock
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21 days ago
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Gonna ask if he wants to get pegged in honor of Men's Day
21 days ago
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dave
21 days ago
for international men's day i'm going to the corner store for cigarettes & not coming back
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I say I'm fine but I've actually had the Enterprise theme stuck in my head for weeks
21 days ago
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OK so when I get a dog I am torn between Dad's suggestion of naming them Spite and my lifelong dream of naming a dog 30 Helens
21 days ago
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can we get bannet for telling people we hope they get shinzo abed yet
21 days ago
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sometimes I cannot figure out what the fuck some of you are worked up about even when I squint AND cock my head 45 degrees
23 days ago
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ceej
23 days ago
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
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Patton Oswalt
23 days ago
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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The only people it's ok to just be rude to in public for no apparent reason are Salvation Army bellringing douches. If they ask you for money it's fine to loudly exclaim 'EW, NO'
23 days ago
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23 days ago
if i say something stupid because of my wretched empty brain, feel free to shut me up by squeezing my nipples or groping my meaty ass until i squeal. my mouth is for filling, not for talking ♥
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A woman tried to show me a picture of her with a mouthful of OTHER PEOPLES' TEETH the other night while, at the same moment, the man brandished a photo of canard a la presse at me on my other side
23 days ago
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delighted to report that I love Nuzzi's overwrought prose the same way I loved Melania's demonic interior decorating: hopelessly and completely
23 days ago
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🌹Marxist Stacy🌹
23 days ago
My posts are mid Midway to your twink bussy
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The FUCK THIS MAN special
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23 days ago
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