the lesser known son of god, Jarvis Christ

I also installed Lunch as my starting QB midway through the season in a Lousiana dynasty

If you’re waiting to pitch in this game, stay in line!

Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

It's your pal Chris here again to remind you that there is no such thing as a "wrong" check swing call because there is no such thing as a check swing!

Went to Goodwill with a Georgia Tech pullover on and the cashier barked at me

we should give him an eighth

My toddler on a Transatlantic flight: They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Just wanna be like him

hey, nah

watched this video 100 times this weekend lmao this is how you make a completely feral, lifelong fan of the team (h/t jon machota)

“why are you so crazy about the cowboys?” “when i was 6 they held me like simba in the middle of practice” “i get it”

Wow.. okay.. unfollowing now. I just liked his investment advice and some of his videos with his nephews were cute. I had no idea he dives into a giant pile of gold coins everyday :/

Year Six

If you see FIFA and hear Sinatra you’re gonna get some top tier content

please god someone ask Hugh Freeze about the Epstein Files I will give you twenty dollars

10/10 no notes

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

Man I’d just get nude and walk off, gloves, shirt, cleats, pants, jock. You gotta watch my whole ass walk away, dangly parts and all. You made me do this. That was you, Jacob.

"Cut my life into pieces, Wort wort wort wort wort wort"

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

DENNIS

The thing I love most about Acuna is the dude absolutely loves playing baseball. I was watching a clip of an at bat he had in Gwinnett while rehabbing and he looked like he was having the time of his life. It’s easy to root for someone like that. Also helps that he’s amazing at the sport.

objectively

I gotta be honest I didn’t even notice that he had a pink purse until I saw comments about it because like he just pulls it off so effortlessly that it doesn’t even stand out

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Look at this bust having a terribly disappointing season (I am being told this is Juan Soto) baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-playe...

We do not say the name of the Forbidden Sandwich around here

Well it seems that scoring two runs a game gives you little margin for basebally bullshit to happen

NEW: Vatican trading draft rights to new pope to Utah Jazz

The pick is in....

Lol one of the CBS correspondents in St. Peter’s square said they say someone in the crowd waving a Terrible Towel @sickoscommittee.org

generational heater this man is on

can't wait to go back into the cycle of designating him, him electing free agency, people freaking out that he's gone, then signing a new minor league deal a day later on thursday.

Max meyer biting the fart bubbles in the bath

Wiley Ballard insane for this

I'm a proud dad today

Taijuan enforcing some tariffs on these basepaths by picking off Tyler Freeman to end the inning in Philly

Cory Booker has said he won't yield the floor until the Braves score a run. Wow.

Really want to go on a road trip with Cory Booker now. That ability to both yap and not go to the bathroom for that long is getting us from New York to Kansas City without stopping or me having to say a word

Me every five minutes today

Really controversial move by the Milwaukee Brewers this year to serve up nothing but meatballs when they're usually more known for their sausage

Iowa vs Nebraska football-ass score

It's honestly a crime that there's not a minor league baseball team called the Raleigh Fingers