Dom Smith! Homer on the 12th pitch! That’s the 3rd-most pitches seen by a Braves player in a PA ending in a home run since pitch counts tracked (1988) Sean Murphy & Jurickson Profar had 13-pitch HRs last year

Mark it. That's another series win. BRAVES WIN! Let's just pretend game one was a day off.

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT

Dom Smith gets a LL HR and passes out briefly at home plate 😂

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

DOMINIC SMITH WITH THE AT BAT OF THE YEAR

Look at this dumb dumb

Love to see a 108 EV from Ronnie on that single. 🥰

I haven't been able to watch much of this Marlins series with the volume on, but does someone know why Wiley is in the booth instead of Brandon?

TRACTOR!

I am more worried about the Marlins and the Nats over the next few years than I am the Phils and Mets.

Why can't Ronnie DH one more game in Miami? This field is cursed since they removed the gaudy statue. Bring back the statue!

Huh. Maybe I do need to subscribe to Playboy for the articles.

I'm late because I was working and stuff. But wooooo Braves win. That one felt especially good after whatever was on the field yesterday.

baseball games being faster when i watch on TV: great baseball games being faster when im at the baseball game: act of domestic terror

Me: "God I can't wait until Bummer is released" Monkey Paw: *curls*

The scariest eight words to hear? Now pitching for the Atlanta Braves - Aaron Bummer

Man what an absolute stinker tonight. But if we can go another 50 games in between the next one I'm good.

All those dogs in loanDepot Park and the Braves dropped the biggest turd of the night.

We all told you that 8 fucking years ago automaton-media.com/en/news/kado...

Bluesky rules because I’m reading breakdowns of Jeopardy buzzers like Greg Maddux talking about how he threw a circle change

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Just called into one of my clients to talk to someone about an issue and it sent me to their AI auto-attendant. I know the fact that the inserted call center background noise and keyboard typing noises is supposed to make it feel more "real" but it just pissed me off more.

Love me some BDSM moments

Skies of Arcadia: The Movie would make $1 billion

BIG TRACTOR

Dammit.

Damn. Ump tried to stop him from catching that ball. Should have sent more to his paypal.

Hey guys

lol

"Hit the lights and say goodnight!" @BravesRadioNet | @IngramRadio

MIKEY DOUBLES HOME THE GAMEWINNER

Yas having himself a week. WALK OFF WIN!

Kinley been kinda homer prone recently. :/ Unfortunate.

Damn I thought Drake had another one.

MONEY MIKEEEE!

DRAKE!!

Oh no. What did they do to Natty.

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Then how do you explain BDSM (Big Dominic Smith Moments) then?

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Must have never seen Brandon Beachy pitch before.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Can't win em all. Sweep would have been cool to make fun of my boss. But I'll take a series win against the "#1 team in baseball" 🤪

You’re Probably Underrating Dylan Lee blogs.fangraphs.com/youre-probab...

Look at this idiot ya'll.

Mass Effect 1 fans be like 'this is why it's the best one'.