Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

I’m so furious about how stupid everything is

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

Great sign for the GOP in the midterms when they'd rather talk about skyrocketing gas prices than Trump's cult-leader blasphemy

Trump wants to pay off the J6 rioters because he plans on using them again.

THERE IS A GOD AND SHE LOVES ME

“he’s the kind of guy who would go snorkeling at Pearl Harbor” sounds like a hyperbolic insult you would use to convey that someone was particularly dead inside and the other person would laugh because the premise is obviously so ridiculous and yet!

I love how much happier they all look than with Trump. But my brain immediately saw this.

Disgusting racism. I’m sick and tired of Republicans getting away with blatant racism. This rhetoric should be unequivocally condemned, not ignored by GOP leadership that’s too afraid to condemn bigotry.  Rep. Kiggans must resign.

Supreme Court Holds, 6-3, That Black People Voting Violates Rights Of White Voters

Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.

important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though

Real post.

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusation of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.

2016: Black students complaining that dehumanizing language on campus and in the media is dangerous 2016-2026: cancel culture hysteria, these students are whining about nothing 2026: Black people losing the right to vote on a state-by-state basis ANYONE WANT TO REVISE THEIR ASSESSMENT?

It’s hard to sell elections as a solution to the problem of courts overturning voter will… in an election. “Vote harder (so they can maybe overturn those votes if they don’t like them)” is a sales pitch whose only response is either apathy or violence.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids Democrats and Republicans to gerrymander in favor of Democrats.

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

insane every blue state in the country needs to pack their own state Supreme Court immediately if the unelected law wizards want to make donald trump a god-king with a 30% approval rating their power must be broken at every level

What did people think he meant when he said Republicans just had to elect him this one time and then they would fix it so no one had to vote anymore? Like what other explanation was there?

Dear Corporate media: when covering Tennessee, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia and Louisiana now drawing new congressional maps so their congressional districts are whites only please note these were all former slave states that were part of the Confederacy who waged war on the USA.

The Bible is very clear that we should make and worship golden idols, I support this

Twitter is saying Elon posted as his mom while trying to post as his dad

1. When was the last time you had to show your ID to walk into a restaurant? 2. If he means to purchase liquor, unlike the SAVE act, I don’t have to prove citizenship with a birth certificate or passport to do that. 3. Going to a restaurant isn’t a right.

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

someone make an ad of grandma working in a coal mine

Fox News: "If you only watch one side or you only watch the other, you were doing great harm to yourself by not exposing yourself to more viewpoints. Well, take that and multiply it by a thousand. You know, that's what targeted algorithms do on platforms like Bluesky..." This whole clip is amazing.

Khanna: "You're basically giving Donald Trump more power to spy on Americans. I don't understand why any Democrat would vote for that regardless of the president, but certainly you shouldn't be voting for that with Donald Trump in charge."

Blowing up an elementary school because those children had “ambitions”

when you're not reading the room

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Disgusting that in a delicate moment like this they're doubling down on anti-Trump rhetoric

trump proclaiming 'talks!' -- to which iran says nope -- then trump says, um, i'm now CANCELING 'TALKS' please adjust, accordingly, the precious american journalistic resources devoted to writing down and minutely parsing words this president says. and happy whcd!

The Access of Evil

Doug Ford canceled Ontario’s Starlink contract with Elon Musk and banned all US companies from provincial contracts in response to Trump’s tariffs on Canada. “It’s done, it’s gone,” Ford said. “We won’t award contracts to people who enable economic attacks on our province and country.”

The Republican Congress.

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

WARREN: Name one aspect of President Trump's economic agenda with which you disagree KEVIN WARSH: He said he thought I'm out of central casting. I think I'd look older, grayer, and maybe show up with a cigar WARREN: Quite adorable

“For hundreds of years Germany was good enough to receive these elements, although they possessed nothing except infectious political and physical diseases”. -Hitler, speaking of the Jewish population in a speech to the Reichstag, January 30, 1930.

ghoulish

Really gotta emphasize this: the targets & requirements in the Clean Power Plan were *so* modest, *so* conservative, *so* unambitious that *the power sector met them anyway, in the course of normal market operation*. The regs would have had basically no effect at all relative to the status quo.

Pete Hegseth Nailed It. No Really. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/pete-...

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

I didn't think I'd ever be sad not to be at Coachella of all places. Or that I'd hear an amazing performance of Heresy .... 30 years later? Stop moving, Time! www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3cL...

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell has SUSPENDED his run for Governor of California.