A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

I have been rooting for the mariners for 10 days and it has already damaged my mental health

A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

"a test"? you mean...a violation?

….is that

The Virgin SpongeBob

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

Mariners win

Etsy witch, please 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Big 🕯 🕯 Dumper 🕯 🕯 Walkoff 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 I want to go to bed

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

Daaaaaa... Yankees lose!

This South Side Weekly report on the Chicago building raid is well worth reading. Most striking to me are the indications of collusion between federal authorities and the building owner and management to effect a mass eviction at the blighted property. southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Earlier today Andrés Muñoz told the media that when they leave their apartment, he and his wife leave the TV on so that Matilda (their cat) can watch the game.

"In a brief phone call, Posobiec said he was unavailable to speak. He did not reply to a list of emailed questions."

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social

What a website

Doing some historical research for a project and while it's an obvious point that we all "know" in some sense, it's bracing and shocking to be reminded of just how violent a place America has been throughout its history.

Heard you were talking shit

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

Never gonna forget this friend right here. I will vote for whoever makes it real

SIXTY home runs for Cal Raleigh

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

Just a reminder that armed, masked men snatching people up in unmarked vans on the orders of the president, the very top of the Republican Party, is political violence.

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

this exists it is called thinking

For the class of people running things in this country, America was just a vibe, basically. All the rah-rah, chest-beating, flag waving stuff. None of them meaningfully believed in any of it. Just swept aside completely in the face of literal cartoon villainy. Minimal resistance. Whoosh. Gone.

This rules lmao

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

hello 911? yea its me again…uh huh thats right, theyre still posting his exact quotes

This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.