Starting my great American novel: It was the stupidest of times. It was the, again to be clear, stupidest of times.

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

My dad's prized possession... a box of KD from 1983 we found when cleaning up a cabin he bought 15 years ago

Me, being forced to use Microsoft's AI to figure out how to remove the Microsoft AI icon from Word:

zoner twitch.tv/weffjebster morestufflater get in here it's friday -- i was in a car earlier today

don't claim it. doesn't matter that it's free. Don't.

I will absolutely catch shit for this: Swiss Army Man

When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point

getting on this app and seeing so many people shit on Star Trek kinda sucks :/ i grew up on TNG and as far as the “newer” shows - i love Discovery and Strange New Worlds and it’s so lame seeing people shit on stuff they don’t like instead of just talking about stuff they do 😞

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

As an IT person, I love this to the depths of my soul. I think of all my fellow IT coders, slipping this bit of code everywhere. GNU Terry Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social @terryandrob.bsky.social

streaming services and production companies making news today while some public services have already been managing your streams and content production for years.

It's here...Your 2025 Merriam-Webster Wrapped! ⬇️

“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”

EARLY CAT: What that? HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them. EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish. HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly- EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON- HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.

"Hello, I'm here to order a Robotic Partner." "Ah, welcome. Please fill in this form." "Sure, for body options and features, right? Let's see... One of those, definitely. Hm. What's this 'Do you expect to be obeyed?' For that money, of course I do!" "Then we cannot help you. We only do partners."

We are proud to announce that Lakewood received a score of 100 out of 100 on Human Rights Campaign's Municipal Equality Index (MEI). The MEI examines how inclusive municipal laws, policies, and services are in cities and towns across the country. View Lakewood's scorecard here: buff.ly/AMqfSBp

I saw this elsewhere and immediately brought it to the place where the people who might know the answer reside. @amytheamazonian.bsky.social @damnyouwillis.bsky.social

you weren't paying attention.

to the guy who left a negative white label review because they got mad that the d-cell bluesky account was used to make an anti-ai stance i gotta know how many times did you reroll before you got the text you posted

The alt text is the icing on the cake 🧁

this is going to be a thread that gets more obscure with every detail In the Japanese release of Super Mario RPG, the lamp in the Marrymore suite flips itself horizontally overnight when you go to sleep. (1/?)

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.

…🤔 Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland

Just a holiday reminder! 😂

Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.

Time once again for my very official measure of Chicago traffic: “How many Rise Againsts?” Start playing their catalog on exiting O’Hare and see how many albums it takes to get to Union Station. Got a feeling we might not even get one full Rise Against today. 🤞

Friendly reminder that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.

UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts. If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split

TAPS SCREEN For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

hey twitch.tv/weffjebster there's like nothing i could put here that would convince you to either join or not join stream. you're looking for the go-live or you're not. no one cares that i'm playing PK Scramble Randomizer for EarthBound for the SNES

grease floats. when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks. the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process. listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.

Four of my partners are EDS patients. No, I don't know why I'm drawn to them. But oh my dear doctors, let me tell you that yes, if someone tells you they have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, you drop everything and triple-check literally everything you know against this unique human standing before you.

This. If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed. The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.

“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it

it's happening

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

TRAFFIC ALERT: Beginning Mon, Nov. 24, the Hilliard Rd. westbound lane will be closed during daytime work hours. The work will begin at 8:30 AM on Monday and Tuesday to not interfere with school drop-off at Harding MS. Detours and signage will be in place; please avoid the area during these times.

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

from the inventors of cocaine: black tar heroin

Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Trans people have literally always been here; every time I see someone sneering "oh but there were no trans people when I was in high school," well. I dated a trans girl in high school, and was close friends with a trans guy.

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜