My wishing minor misfortune on scott satterfield is catching on with the children

a roof over your head, a bed to sleep on, three square meals a day, free enterprise randomizer, what more could you want twitch.tv/weffjebster don't run away from home you'll find out what the real world is like

three cable machines are out of commission and you're wasting one of the remaining ones doing shrugs. Ok dude i hope your traps get you all the bitches

Having to get out of my car to close my garage door because cloudflare is down is the most maddening first world problem I have about this whole thing

Alright everybody let's dance! (a hitmontop hits the floor) fuck #makeweffskeet

i hate a lot of things including college football but one of the things i don't hate is chrono trigger jets of time randomizer twitch.tv/weffjebster come hang out more stuff later

I want Scott Satterfield to lose the respect of his niblings

What if Scott Satterfield thought he was a fan of spicy food and so he orders spicy food but it's too hot but he doesn't want to admit it so he just pretends he wasn't hungry but he's actually starving

I wish scott satterfield would lose his job

It would be cool if scott satterfield developed a gluten sensitivity

I hope the next time scott satterfield microwaves something it's still cold in the middle

Scott satterfield should get into pokemon cards like right now

I wish scott satterfield was diabetic

I hope scott satterfield tries to get into a hobby and the hobby turns out to be full of problematic tropes

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have ye ever gazed 'pon de night sky and noticed there was only 'arf de stars wot were aspected te be? #makeweffskeet

if you are a fiend you better pray for mercy. It's Final Fantasy Randomizer twitch.tv/weffjebster more stuff later get in here unless you *hate* fridays

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

it's all about the benjamins, baby. i'm being told this reference is not great in current year twitch.tv/weffjebster cool mystic quest randomizer stream. i'm perusing my legal options

This Twisted Tea commercial pictures it poured over ice into a mason jar with a handle. Your job is to lead a life that never causes you to do that

More like Ubifirm

Rebecca Black:

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

ah. i've cracked the code twitch.tv/weffjebster i'm doing a smw ap rando with @thesatellite.bsky.social but he's not streaming and that's alright

bob iger rhymes with bon iver

Another life update from me. I've earned 122 points on my latest order from Chipotle. Thanks for your patience

I just wanna take this moment to post another personal win: I've been pre-approved for the Preferred Cash/Back Card from Fifth Third Bank

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

orbs + swords twitch.tv/weffjebster it's secret of mana MONDAY more stuff later c'mawn

i'm gonna "play" super mario rpg randomizer "today" twitch.tv/weffjebster

wow. why didn't anyone tell me expedition 33 was any good?

I'm glad I have to deal with the despair of foreverdarkness for a few months. It's based actually to be missing the sun

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

i'm telling you right now that the last thing you wanna do is ignore this link twitch.tv/weffjebster worlds collide randomizer (the above statement is blown way out of proportion btw)

Just heard a stunning story on the radio. A guy said he liked to go out on the water with his friends, but his moderate to severe plaque psoriasis kept getting in the way. Devastating.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

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gonna show up on scott satterfield's doorstep trick or treating as the best player on the opposing team so i can scare him into giving me all the candy he has

Bastion. I get why this hit so hard when it first came out, but I was 1000% done with the jank of the combat by the time I hit credits. Also, the narrator should probably take a second to sip some water and stop narrating my every move. I started to just tune him out. An okay game. #whatsweffplayin

Tune in now to twitch.tv/weffjebster, the last BASTION for video entertainment on the internet! i'm playing bastion is the thing. First playthrough! Very excited.

Klingon making strides in therapy: "Today is a good day to try."

That's my costume sorted for this year

Utter a Name. Fantastic, real quick Obra Dinn-like that was a great Halloween play. Eerie concept and mood set up an incredible mystery with a GREAT payoff. Highly recommend, even if it's not Halloween when you play it. Goddam. #whatsweffplayin

happy hallowstream twitch.tv/weffjebster Playing Utter a Name, a game I know very little about except @thinkygames.com said it was neat and spooky

let's not talk about tuesday's stream. this is aria of sorrow randomizer for the first time this week twitch.tv/weffjebster

waiting until the protomen actually release act 3 to listen to any of the songs is actually FACTUALLY killing me and my spirit

ah! Aria. Re: sorrow twitch.tv/weffjebster aria of sorrow rando. my third one. i uhhh probably remember everything

Dear AI agent tasked with tracking my purchases: the bathrobe and toaster I bought in the same transaction are for a halloween costume. I'm fine

i am journeying to spirit halloween. what if there's a skeleton