Anyway, you can preorder a Brody King ABOLISH ICE shirt here, all proceeds go to the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee: edgemenstore.com/collections/...

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

strap awareness, you say 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Asstalon is a good game.

I'm. Very sorrowful. Time to. Compose an Aria. Randomly. Or something. twitch.tv/thesatellite54

hello dank weed my old friend I've come to smoke with you again

Staring longingly at the almost completely melted yards across the street while mine, which gets less direct sunlight, remains covered.

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

‪Was driving back home from watching the Super Bowl at a buddy’s. A drunk but cheery passenger rolled their window saying screaming “IS THAT SONIC HEROES??” And uh… we sang. lol ‬

5 nickels

I never noticed this either.

ALttP rando! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

Pro Wrestling in 2026 is great. #CMLL #LuchaLibre #WrestleSky

I watched all the Scream sequels last year for the first time without knowing what the studio pulled with Melissa Barrera. Between that and this? Yeah I'm good not seeing 7 ever.

When you're doing any given ice puzzle in generations 1-8 Pokemon games #Pokemon #AEWDynamite #FUCKICE #abolishICE @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Huge respect for all of my coworkers who knew in their hearts they needed to let this moment happen. I love where I work.

Free Enterprise rando! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

gamers should learn to regret things less you don't need to regret playing a game you ended up not liking, it was still an experience that deepened your relationship with video games

who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not . . . earbuds.

I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Next up in the Mario marathon, Bowser's Fury! ... Bowser's Fucking Pissed. twitch.tv/thesatellite54

MAYBE if they hadn't gotten rid of the BIG NEW YORKER then NONE OF THIS would be HAPPENING

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

"life isn't beautiful because it lasts" sounds like someone doesn't have a video game backlog

Had a dream I was watching a mildly fucked up movie about serial killers and proceeded to say "I better stop watching these or they're gonna affect my dreams."

Weird fascists showing up to an event in Boise only to realize barely anybody agrees with them:

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Let me make this perfectly clear: *reduces your opacity*

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

Time to wrap up our 3D World adventure with the last remaining extra worlds! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Sakurai looking at Tomodachi Life thinking how he can incorporate gay Miis into Smash 6

Continuing Super Mario 3D World! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Penoblade Xortugal

Family Matters ... you know what let's forget this ever happened

Potatoes? You mean raw nacho fries?

the lesson here is that everyone should have more gay sex