Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

I may have REALLY enjoyed Ender Lilies and Magnolia. These games really did something for me and I'm glad I bought and started Lilies last month when I did. Wonderful experiences.

Well here's something I haven't done often. Or more than once. And need to do more. Aria of Sorrow randomizer! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Back to randos for a bit! Let's do some Free Enterprise! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Home Alone should've had a twist ending where the family gets fuckin' smoked by leftover traps when they get home.

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Steam Replay 2025! ... fuckin' Dark Souls in the perfect order, what gives.

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

Early Access and the way they managed their community across all their updates helped humanize that team in ways that only helped Baldur’s Gate 3, weird for the studio to be so willing to throw all that goodwill away.

If a WWE Hall of Famer with a Legends contract and an ambassadorship with the company decides to do this, it might be incumbent for some fans to reexamine their consumer relationship with the company as well.

I wish we had normal reactions to tragedy too

This has been a real fun ride, now let's finish off Kirby and the Forgotten Land + Star-Crossed World! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Happy ACAB day to all who celebrate <3

ride the tiger you can see his stripes but you know he's clean

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)

I'm excited for Mega Man: Dual Override but if it's a sequel to Mega Man 11, why not call it Mega Man 12? Cowards.

I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again

don't claim it. doesn't matter that it's free. Don't.

Gonna briefly go over the postgame of Forgotten Land, then swap back to my 100% file to start Star-Crossed World! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

This too.

a chonk, ascending

right side pong paddle. it really makes the game a lot easier if right side pong paddle isn't there

Continuing Kirby and the Forgotten Land! Maybe finishing the main game today? twitch.tv/thesatellite54

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

leon’s back, baby

pals you gotta quit spotify

Starting off stream doing some async checks, then after that, starting a new playthrough of Kirby and the Forgotten Land! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Think an evil spirit's trying to break free of my cat's food dish.

Who up making babies on a single ds

The further I get in Metroid Prime 4 the more I'm predicting the internet discourse and: Please remember a game being "different" does not at all make it a bad game, that's sensationalist. If it's not your thing, that's fine. I'd've liked something more interconnected, sure, but it's still good.

the pendulum swing from "why bother showering I'm not going anywhere today" to "no I feel gross I have GOT to shower"

greatest mural ever? it's in the running

Thankfully I’ve studied the art of memory transfer and have readied a new vessel for him. Ethics be damned.

the tutorial you've all been waiting for

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

if you're a Zelda fan you either want to fish or you want to fuck the fish maybe both

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

I have played Prime 4 for less than an hour and the game can end up sucking shit but I won't care because I get to scan SO MANY THINGS again, and that's all that matters

wow my Taco Bell came with a free Metroid Prime 4

Yeah, we're dropping it. On paper this remains just the silliest and coolest thing and even in the absurd plot I'm into it, just because this is supposed to be based on Pac-Man. In practice? I have still yet to find a significant movement upgrade beyond an air dash. It's just so dull. Shame.