why would you want robots to look exactly like humans when you can make em look like Metabee and be objectively cooler

the next Mario movie should be a sequel to the 1993 movie where John Leguizamo plays a beaten down tired Luigi and Mario died in the interim war in-between movies

"ugh I fucking hate dodge roll combat" and it's Super Smash Bros.

"ugh I fucking hate dodge roll combat" and it's Super Smash Bros.

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

[ staring at the pile of laundry on my bed ] agreed.

Doing some Super Mario World solo AP rando! And apparently tomorrow's my affiliate anniversary but the message is popping up in chat so that's a thing you can do if you want. twitch.tv/thesatellite54

I love Castlevania. I love Bloodstained. Bloodvania. Castlestained? ... Bloodstainia. Castlevaned.

"pretty FUCKING sure he said No Draculas."

you know of all the things that would dash any ideals of becoming a pro wrestler, of all the violence and bleeding and dangerous bumps, it's the idea of being spat upon (whether in disrespect of with "mist") that most has me like "nah I'm good"

Oh. My. God.

how it feels

Finding out Cheat Code Central still exists only to see they only do articles now and the first one I saw has the most hideous AI-generated collage for a "20 Video Game Endings That Still Stand Among the Best Ever" was the quickest "we're so back" to "it's so over" I've felt in a while.

despite being picked on more in public school than Christian school it sure does say a lot that I memory hole the latter and more fondly remember the former

😭😭😭

when I was reimagining Majora's Mask characters so they'd be unique from the OoT models. Still really proud of these - it's my fave Zelda game, the story and art style were very influential.

somehow I was today years old when I learned Francis Fratelli from the Goonies and Cypher from the Matrix were played by the same guy (Joe Pantoliano)

And now for Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! Going back to the NES version of Zelda 1, this time to play the second quest! I reiterate, second quest on Side Adventure, not on Second Quest, and no it's not confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Stream will be an hour earlier than typical today! So eighty minutes from now.

slowly lowering my fingers toward Luna's head and she's intent on staring at/sniffing them until she realizes "oh wait he's trying to pet me" and presses her head into them

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream

Way of the Hero: Second Quest begins today! This subseries covers alternate releases of significance, and begins with the GBA release of the original The Legend of Zelda! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Spank Mongrel is my favorite Mega Man X boss

I don't think I even knew of Why until today's situation so great first impression you absolute clown lol

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

I am so bad at talking about my own streams on bluesky but tomorrow we're starting Way of the Hero: Second Quest! This is where I play alternate releases of main series games, in tomorrow's case the GBA release of Zelda 1!

Pragmata is just Sonic Adventure 2 and no I will not be elaborating.

Pragmata is just Sonic Adventure 2 and no I will not be elaborating.

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich ME: sure WIFE: which half ME: no the sand half

come on man.

古代兵装 #zelda

Look I'm glad Brock didn't bury another black man but also he should've never been back in WWE to begin with, let alone to get his big retirement moment in a WrestleMania ring. Fucking sickening.

happy sunday

you ever just discover a really good song that was only on certain versions of one of your favorite albums and it's good and you proceed to get all in your feelings over it, that's my Saturday I guess

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

Fix your hearts or die.

I tried the "Dirty Mountain Dew" (i.e. cream soda flavor) out of morbid curiosity and it's weird. It's like... if cream soda had an uncanny valley.

oh god Diana's designation number in Pragmata ends in 67, refunding game

Free Enterprise rando! You know, assuming this skeet even goes through and this website even works right now due to the incompetence of its creators fucking everything up at every turn. twitch.tv/thesatellite54