Another Castlemania in the books. Once more sad to see it go, but hey, we had a fantastic year yet again. Next year: Castlemania Retold. We will play the Lords of Shadow trilogy of games.

Game Boy Color Fridays

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween! We're celebrating with our final stream of Castlemania Redefined, playing the Sega Saturn version of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

cis man calling a trans lesbian a pedophile for *checks notes* correctly observing that adult cis men lusting after little girls is different from kids have developmentally normal crushes

Castlemania Redefined continues as we finish up Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia! As a reminder, our final game will be streamed on Friday, Halloween Day, instead of tomorrow! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

I learned about this recently and between this and David Wise why are half my favorite video game soundtracks' composers such bitches?

One of the top comments on r/Halo. Proud of the fanbase for not falling for it.

"I don't really like roguelites" says guy who loves Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Ayo why's the Switch 2 eShop say Mina the Hollower's coming in 2030 when they have a TBD category?

I left work two hours ago and saw the game was in the bottom of the ninth and it's still going what the fuck

We've made it to the penultimate game of Castlemania Redefined, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia! Let's dive in to the final game of the DS trilogy! Also of note, I will be streaming Friday this week, not Thursday! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

crazy how level design can have actual intention behind decisions to create certain encounters and not bringing in the original devs can mean you fuck up a lot of key moments!

I am making a horror game that pretends you are playing on a Nintendo DS sideways. Use the stylus to turn the camera, interact with things and take notes. It's a small freeware thing and release is sometime next week before Halloween. #indiegame #screenshotsaturday

I have defeated my cat in mortal combat. After countless failures, I have at last risen above to— *it was a feint and she fuckin' smokes me*

Generating Millenial nostalgia slop, picture this, young men are playing Halo on Xboxes connected at a LAN party. Sugar free monsters and bawls are scattered all around their feet, their faces are contorted into an expression of pure ecstasy. In the background, 9-11 is happening.

They fucked.

14 years ago

highway billboard: "TEEN DRIVERS: DISTRACTED DRIVING IS CRINGE" me: "you're cringe"

it was pretty neat my job just happened to be giving out free food on the day I planned to eat out anyway, too bad it was KFC

nobody: Lou Bega:

Castlemania Redefined continues as we finish Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Three games left to go in Castlemania Redefined! Today, we begin Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Shakra gets a smol visitor #silksong #hornet #pixelart

The Big Darby

Terriermon comm

The Satellite is a big dumb idiot

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

Convo I had with a coworker's little kid when I was pre-HRT. Her: "Are you a boy or a girl?" Me: "a girl" Her: "why do you look like a boy? Me: "just happens sometimes" Her: "oh 🤔 ok! Oooh a doggy" Chid runs off the play with the dog, who is way more interesting than me.

Today marks 15 years since the release of Fallout: New Vegas. Since 2010, players have explored the Mojave Wasteland where countless Couriers have walked the same road—each carving their own story. Thank you for keeping the spirit of the game alive all these years. Viva New Vegas. 🎲

Smirnoff? What if I want it Smirnon?

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

"Like, zoinks, Scoob, my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!"

I love that ice breaker still works in the GBA version.

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇

Time to finish up Dawn of Sorrow on Castlemania Redefined! Last stream until next Wednesday! twitch.tv/thesatellite54

Castlevania: The Adventure. It's so slow, sluggish, demands too much, and is very anti-player. Only reason I finished it is because I'm a slut for Castlevania.