Here, have some good daydream material: what if Hudson and Connor on The #Traitors together You're welcome

Well that is quite a diversity of jobs in a disambiguation

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children and Grogu

I have kept my hair very short for quite a while, and lately I've been growing it out and now it MOVES AROUND in a breeze, which feels Weird

Today's earworm. Damn I love this song open.spotify.com/track/1oNDnn...

NSFW!

I just discovered three good covers of Pink Rabbits. This is not good for my emotional state.

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

Why is Jermaine Clement so HOT

If there's something you've been putting off, maybe it's time to Do The Thing. I'm cheering you on. I just did laundry after putting it off for too freaking long. Things are possible and you'll feel better once you manage them. (If you still can't manage it, that's okay. Maybe tomorrow. <3 )

Finished a short story! (Hoarded house horror.) Now to research paying markets while my Legally and Romantically Obligated Beta Reader takes a look.

I love this government agency

Well this was delightful! We have really run the gamut of "theatre budgets" in the past week. #rva #theatre

The people who force us to live in a violent country really thought they wouldn't have to live in a violent country along with us. They thought other people would do the dying for them. When one of them catches one of the strays they put in the air to catch us, what are we supposed to do but shrug.

It's such a simple thing but those guys in the gold masks freak me OUT every time #traitors

Just starting #Traitors S4 and omg the CAST

pollen’s got hands 😭

This is pretty situational, but when I was about 8 months pregnant with T2 my lovely partner offered to take toddler T1 to visit his folks for a few days so I'd have some alone time before BABY. It was a six-plus hour drive, so he and T1 quite rightly took the car with working AC.

Wolf Play's on again this weekend! My Thing Two's playing an AWFUL person & doing it so well that 1 night when he walked back onstage near the end,an audience member loudly,disgustedly said, "THIS guy!" T2 STRUGGLED not to break character & laugh. www.instagram.com/reel/DXfJtGR... #rva #theatre

My song of the day: (warning for sort of body horror I guess, but it's pretty goofy?) Cabinet Man, by Lemon Demon open.spotify.com/track/0lrtYw...

There is a gorgeous young Black man on my bus in a tee shirt with a skull wearing a rainbow bandanna, and above that it says BUTT PIRATE your honor I love him

Virginia's state-run bus line has created a new west-to-east route, starting in Virginia Beach at 6:30 AM, with stops in Newport News, New Kent, Richmond, Charlottesville, Staunton, and ending in Harrisonburg. The six-hour trip costs $60. This will be a big help for college students.

I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating.

with the lights out it’s less dangerous from the icebox plums cry “save us” “we’re for breakfast” “please don’t take us” but we ate them we feel heinous they were tasty please don’t blame us

Ha ha ha SUCK it, West End #rva

Don't miss the alt-text 😂

Style Weekly loved the show my Thing Two is in! #rva #theatre www.styleweekly.com/a-hoot-and-a...

Virginia! Today is the last day to vote in the redistricting referendum. Make sure to vote YES. You can find your polling location at IWillVote.com/VA.

My very short story from last year may...help you work out some feelings about terrible, powerful men

We’re having the referendum here in #Virginia today to offset the Rs’ mid-decade redistricting in states like North Carolina that already swung three seats and is further designed to swing a fourth this fall. Level the playing field with a Yes victory today. Polls are open until 7 p.m. #valeg

Me and the fantastic juggler/jester Paolo Garbonzo, who killed it at the inaugural #rva RenFaire

I keep thinking about this delightful show and...I'm just so happy that a bunch of kids who probably weren't BORN when the show ended WANTED to do the Buffy musical. Joss Whedon is dead to me but Buffy? Buffy LIVES.

BTW y'all this was SO MUCH fun and there's one more performance tomorrow at 2 www.instagram.com/p/DXHnR6fjtl...

Just saw the #starfleetacademy finale & I love the contrast between Giamatti howling & eating the scenery (NOT a criticism) & the way Maslany somehow silently does NOTHING w/ her face & somehow makes you go "Jesus Christ, any second now that woman's ripping out someone's intestines with her TEETH."

I voted early! At 9:00 a.m. on the Saturday before Election Day! There was a line! #VoteYes

Thing Two's show opens tonight (Wolf Play at 5th Wall #RVA , sold out for tonight tho!) Meeting folks for Korean food beforehand, but I walked to the restaurant straight from work and am currently drinking a margarita and reading Save the Cat Writes Horror--what a nice solo outing!

In noting my favorite not!Bible verse I of course earwormed myself with @tmbg.bsky.social 's Don't Let's Start. No complaints. (I have a weird niche fondness for songs with spelling in them. Bonus for punctuation!)

Fix your hearts or die.

No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful

Apropos of absolutely nothing, we'd like to remind everyone that Kobo distributes to libraries via OverDrive, and it costs nothing to publish on Kobo. Come join us! #indieauthors #publishing

Hey I just went and looked at D2D and I need to sell $5.00 worth to hit $100. That means selling three copies of my short story collection! Anyone want to help an author out by buying a collection of stories of things that aren't what they first seem?

Today's earworm is alternating between Anderson .Paak's Come Down and Sheena Easton's Morning Train. An inexplicable pairing, but peppy!

What with Amazon being PrimeEvil and all, I'm thinking about alternatives when my current elderly Kindle conks it. Any current Kobo users wanna share pros and/or cons? (Note: my main concern is ease of use. A successful pitch for Kobo will NOT include the word "sideload." 😂)

of course you CAN use AI to "write" your book but you run the risk of a lethally derisive colson whitehead materializing in your office to call you a hacky motherfreaker www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...