Stephen Miller, if allowed to guide US policy, will start World War 3.

“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’” www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

I think it’s great if that’s the case but my point is actually the opposite. They’re probably losing revenue from people who don’t want to stay in ICE hotels where there are protesters banging drums all night.

How much is Pete gonna bank for 1 year of work lol.

Dan Soder said Purdy has a World War I face and now i can't unsee it. www.instagram.com/reels/DS5qje...

Six reasons why Trump’s attack on Venezuela was very wrong:

Yeah going back to work sucks, but on the bright side I just got paid to poop for the first time this year

This is designed to have a chilling effect on all retired service members. The message is that if you speak out, you risk your retirement pay.

I hope mara and Jones both live to 150

A thing I heard on the plane earlier: a man with an Australian accent saying "Sprite, with ice."

Complimented McDonald’s lady on her nails and she lit up Give someone a random compliment today We can’t fix the world, but we can maybe be kind to each other

Lol @steelers

3rd seed not much different than 2. The week of rest was worth it. Where can I buy that jacket Sirianni was wearing @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social I can't find it on NFL Shpp

I designed and 3d printed a new shelf for my toys, this one came out SICK

including the qr-code is 🤌🤌

GO BIRDS

incredible replies tbh

Does that Cowboy who just got ejected miss the playoff game next week too?

More people will see you on the street than when you post some witty Skeet.

Pretty weak. I would have gone with “everybody is very, very, very, just totally, totally, just totally, totally, totally, very totally troubled."

Looks like he's shitting his pants

This is a quote that’ll be in The Big Short 2. His entire history is getting rich off insider stock bullshit, and OpenAI has spent more than $8 billion in OpenAI stock buying other companies too. Fake money spent like it’s real

Me, any typical Saturday:

Who knew just putting frowny face stickers on the presidents homework wouldn’t fix things. Maybe they should leave him a note to see them after class?

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

If you are a Dem House member or Senator and your recurring theme is "We don't have the votes, what are we supposed to do?": RESIGN

He kidnapped the leader of another country and said the U.S. is now going to run it, Chuck.

BRING OUT THE OLIVES

im gonna call my aunt who voted for him and call her a dickhead

“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”

chicago federal plaza today 5pm

The Bush people planned Iraq for years *before he was even elected president* and fucked it up about as much as anyone could. Can you imagine how badly this is all gonna go?

Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

Here’s a thread on the absolute beating the Russian oil sector has received from Ukrainian long-range drones. The difference in Venezuela is that insurgents can use extremely cheap short range (10-50 kilometers) fiber optic guided drones to inflict comparable damage.💥🔥

Any democrats handing it to trump on this one really need to be primaried into the gulf of mexico

anyways

What I am saying here is every self-righteous Federalist Society type who is not loudly calling for the president’s impeachment is a bootlicking little bitch whose opinions about the law and the Constitution you never need to take seriously again

It's Art, is what that is.

shot chaser

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

The US Attorney General confirms Maduro is being charged with "conspiracy to possess machine guns" - something Republicans usually call a constitutional right.

"I’m absolutely disgusted by President Trump’s attempt to start a war with Venezuela without first putting in the years of tedious, brain-breaking propaganda work."

There was a leak but not to the media

The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to

CBS News guy: so do I *not* get to go water skiing with DJ Khaled?

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-ice-... @captmarkkelly.bsky.social what are you going to do about this? @azwatcher.bsky.social @rnofaz.bsky.social

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