These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

Pretty sure he can look them in the eye and feel no shame. He's not like us. As the man said.

oh is a statesball on

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

shitposters are fartists

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

I don’t often share porta potty art, but this one had me dying. Cheers.

Look, if not for Bluesky, you'd have no idea who Jeremy is. I think that settles any question of its relevance.

These fucking idiots can’t stop stepping on rakes

THE TEAM WITH MORE GOALS GO LICK A TREE NERD

Literally just said this

HELLAHOLYSHIT

DOUBLE DOINK!!

To the organist at the hockey game, playing “The Weight”, by The Band, which was comprised of both American and Canadian members: I see you man. Nice pull.

Wayne Gretzkys face permanently looks like he is midway through a car accident. Is that what he was going for?

What I believe he is suggesting is the US seize spacex and send elon to gitmo

Okay I have the most insane story from the beer garden yesterday. We are open from 11:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m., and yesterday we were busy from minute one. It was finally starting to slow down a little at 6:00 when a big airport shuttle type van pulled in to our tiny parking area.

God tier bill name? Best one ever???

Dominoes pizza

two day suspension, no charges. 🎉

It’s really crazy that Skip Bayless was making $7 million a year and now he’s a guy who gets fewer YouTube views than a hobby painter

Sweet home marijuana.

My new aesthetic is "slutty grandpa".

I fell for this one time. Wasted two good years of my life.

Americans wish we had Randy's burger budget right now. What does that say about us? Jealous of Randy's burgers? We have fallen.

Anybody got any Trailer Park Boys thoughts you’d like to discuss?

Hear me out, pee is stored in the balls

oh come on

Tara Peterson, please slide a 42 pound rock into my face so I can die in peace

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act. by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

🎵 im just a girl With a fucked up face im going full Mara la goooooo🎵

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

The biggest dipshits in the country are upset about the leopards eating their faces

From the PA Trolley Museum: In 1944, the Philadelphia Transportation Co hired 8 African American men as motormen and conductors. White transit employees went on strike August 1, refusing to work with the new hires. The strike brought transit in Philadelphia to a halt, which halted war support. 1/3

Issacman is only respectable member of the entire garbage ass administration

Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free

WHAT A FUCKING PASS

Always sad when your party bros go down for party rocking

3v3 hockey gold metal OT alert!!!

When you definitely are having a great day

fossil fuels : they've got what plants crave

WHAT A SHOT!! Team USA's Tabitha Peterson comes up clutch and the US beats Switzerland in extra ends to win and advance to the semifinals!

Update! Crisis averted! We are going to the semifinals!

Us Women’s Curling team: You were up 3 with two rocks to go!! Just clear the guard and blast them!! Run the fucking ball!!

using the first meeting of my "board of peace" to tease my latest upcoming war