Mamdani-era Knicks are a beast lmao

Treat others how you want to be treated — unless they’re being idiots, in which case treat them like the warning labels they are.

the Merlin app is a goddamn miracle

got a trebuchet

New Year’s Eve 1999 - was convinced the world was ending. Almost jumped in a lake. The last time I ate LSD.

5-12

Quoth the Raven, smoke weed every day

The man loathes literally every person on the planet except himself.

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

This isn’t the first time i’ve heard this and it may explain why, despite the unpopularity of AI in polling, the pro-AI voices seem much louder. Seems possible that by convincing the bosses of AI’s inevitability, it’s had a chilling effect on workers who oppose it but fear for their livelihoods.

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Vanilla Ice GWAR 2x Beastie Boys Elton John Tool 6x Phish 8x Hole Deftones 3x James Addiction 13x Primus 11x Tried to spread it around a bit

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lol Daryl Morey should be tried at The Hague

What a dipshit

Edmundo!!’

These late morning games fuck me up every time.

I used to do this to exec types in meetings all the time. If you tell them how smart they are for asking the question, they might not notice that you can’t/won’t answer it. Politicians do it all the time. It works!

Guillotines on the national mall

You're right Jeff, we should keep increasing your taxes until we find an amount that helps that teacher in Queens

Werid how all this damning stuff gets leaked to Fox after he sewed up the nom. Huh. Wonder why no one saw it comin'? www.foxnews.com/politics/pla...

It’s a cult exhibit no 7,996,524

Good morning

Awesome Name Alert!! Tim Torn Teutenberg!!!

Apparently trying to murder congress pays a million bucks per person, so we should really all keep that in mind going forward

It was more of a drunken stupor, but yeah

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

Democrats should be publishing lists of January 6 rioters who have since been committed of crimes like child abuse and putting “ trump paid $1 million of taxpayer money to him” next to their name

Everyone who is pissed off about the "$1.8 Billion" is doing everyone a disservice. It's $1.776 Billion, and that fact just shows that they are fucking with us. It's all a fucking joke to them. You must use the ACTUAL amount, because otherwise you are making them look less bad somehow.

How was this guy SGA the mvp

Ring the bell because for the first time ever: Jim Cramer is stunned silent. Just like the rest of us, he’s seeing the President commit insider trading right in front of our very eyes.

This is corruption in broad daylight, and we can never allow it to be normalized.

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

carvana, welcome to the war on fascism

mirror mirror on the wall why's my thigh stuck to my balls

They should change the name of these to library

Furthermore, the damage done will not be fixed with one election. The systematic changes the rest of the world will now take to protect themselves from their former protector will ensure that America will NEVER be the superpower it was just 2 years ago. It won’t be possible.

In Depends Day (2026)

I need to get Jerry one of these !!!

These firms have a negative incentive to police this. They make money regardless. Banning big bettors literally costs them money. Much the opposite of traditional betting marketplaces.

Peeball Paul

Bruce!

Dear HBO MAX: No shit?

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The answer is yes, absolutely, that’s the platform I’ll be voting on.

Those five dimensions? Man, woman, car, television, giraffe

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake

You should listen to Rob. Rob knows ball.

Ya boy is on fire with the 3d printed framing game!!

The kids booing in this video will be running our country in 25 years. The ones cheering will be unemployable sheep that do not understand people and can not think for themselves.