I love being transsexual

This is my headshot for size play roles

my autocratic nondescript son Choward says he won't finish his dinner because of its "ludonarrative dissonance"

it's a dentist, Michael, what could it cost,

i'm in awe. this is the online equivalent of putting a message in a bottle, tossing it out to sea, and nigh on ten fortnights later you are answered in person by the cacophonous arrival of a pirate ship crewed by 49 fucked up mermaids with really funny names

I fucking love the club 🫶

t4t luv 4ever never die

I love being transgender because I get to dance for free :)

I have to go to Martha's country bakery

IT'S HERE!!!! you can watch me and @ruecodey.bsky.social's film for free on YouTube for the next 24 hours :) it's the finale of this awesome lineup, starting at 1:34:10

The "its so over"/"we're so back" cycle continues a-spinnin

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i’m fine

I'm watching THE POSTMAN

how it started / how it's going

update the dog is fucking tired

I got that dog in me

did u know that every writer actually endorses every bad thing their characters do

I've expanded the graph. Personally, mine veers a little towards Coach Dad, but remains firmly in The Lawn Zone™

This sentence is a horrifying rollercoaster.

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

ran a trans cookout today in beautiful west Philadelphia

I love the club

i think the best podcasting ever done was the 19 part series podcast the ride did on the outdoor mall outside universal studios orlando. something transcendent about how obsessively pointless it is. every minute of listening to it, i was acutely aware that one day i am going to die

we're so back

Ok FINE I am writing the weird Christianity stuff out of k hole demon hunter :(

we need to make the kids watch the L word. they need to know where they come from

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YES THERE IS lol. I have been reporting on this for 17 years! De Blasio vowed to ban the carriage horses (bc he was bribed by the anti carriage horse lobby, which is a front for a real estate scam to steal the carriage property) but lost to the more powerful tourist driven carriage lobby

I have to live because I’m gonna be incredible at 65

the thing is "sports" is basically synonymous with "socializing with your peers" and "not being viewed as deviant" and all the arguments against trans participation are segregationist bullshit

new code lyoko revival coming. Huge day for me

yeah I officially Get It re: going stealth

New filings from the "Broadview Six" defense attorneys tonight. The first reveals the feds decided to "not contest that defendants are entitled to their legal fees," though they have "not yet committed to the amount of legal fees" they will pay. Full filing: cst.brightspotcdn.com/0c/07/4afee6...

I have been crying laughing at this song Tyra Banks made for a young adult fiction book she wrote years ago

ten years ago I was completely self destructing inside of an egg4egg situationship and now i have Really sexy tattoos. so it does get better I guess

self care tip: Elijah by the mountain goats

they're calling it T Boy Wrestling

thank you Trump for making Shrek white again

cities are great BECAUSE of all the crazy people. in a suburb the crazies are all so isolated, they get to writing manifestos and shit. joining evil discord servers. in a city there’s so much crazy and everyone’s so busy that we’ve all kind of agreed to ignore it

my dad never had "the talk" with me. he just gave me his copy of Watchmen and left the room crying

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

@iwriteok.bsky.social let me write the "mystery the PUA" episodes

Every now and then you gotta just be brave and say something bitchy and see if it lands

today shall be a new federal holiday: Scaffolding Day

When you laugh at me this is who you're laughing at youtu.be/Dep0Fq6XnWQ?...

it's. A Very funny tattoo