tfw it falls apart cuz we all got work to do

in my experience, the only time men are trying to “invade women’s spaces” is when a demonic trans man is upset that he’s not allowed at a trans women only event

really glad my brother finally found a job, but i really miss when he was unemployed and i could call him any time of day

we need an A24 moby dick adaptation

how do i get a job hosting bingo or trivia at bars? i would be amazing at it! and it would get me closer to fulfilling my lifelong dream of being a game show host

told a joke at a work meeting that KILLED and i was like "this high will last me the rest of the week" but it did not. idgaf now

a big mitch mitchell rule is: if you see something in its non-standard location, go put it there before you lose it. if it’s never had a standard location, it’s too late; it’s in a permanent state of being lost, and you’re already fucked

Good afternoon from Chicago's Federal Plaza. A rally is underway now in support of the "Broadview Six," who face arraignment in about 45 minutes on federal conspiracy and impeding charges, stemming from their participation in a Sept. 26 protest in front of the Broadview, IL ICE facility.

it’s about to become FW Me Or Die January you either FW Me Or Die

bad luck after bad luck after bad luck #art

i love drinking cold water, it's like yummm :) ahhhh :)

FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You

once i heard a porn creator say “oh my gosh” while fucking and the horniness drained from me instantly

Hello..👋 My name is Mahmoud. I live in Gaza. 😔 I live under the rubble of our house. 💔 And our suffering continues. 😔 gofund.me/a1fffdbd

cat: i would like to snuggle me: okay :) cat: not like that me: do you want- cat: no. i would like to snuggle in a way that has previously never been explored, and it will feel foreign to us both, and i will get mad when you do it wrong me: got it

*wendy williams voice* clap if you’re living on borrowed time!

Sister Corita Kent, 'daily', 1967

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

should i cut my hair? 🤔 pic on right is current hair. same hat

my internet browser: you have 11 compromised passwords me: thats okay

being completely genderfucked will have your partner of 8 years texting “what is your legal name and gender rn” when he’s buying you plane tickets

does anyone know if we have the punishment today?

the one thing holding companies back from success is having employees

my bed may never recover from when i ate a croissant in it a few days ago and got permanent flakes everywhere

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

my brother recently befriended a guy named gump who has a dog named bark

sorry i’m late, there were A LOT of crunchy leaves i had to step on

:)

going viral on letterboxd (5 of my friends liked my review)

some of you are afraid to like movies that put style over substance. not me 😇 i’m having fun looking at the pretty colors

every person on earth has a unique way of clearing their throat that psychologically harms me, and that’s beautiful

“checking your bank account when you’re on a vacation you can’t really afford” moodboard, in order

taught my brother who lives in LA how to pronounce açaí so he doesn’t get shunned

someone is selling ipads on sniffies

Not a floor and we wish it were.

talking to a guy on sniffies and his location keeps getting closer and closer to mine…

going into the end of 2025, please heed my advice: go thru that horrible breakup so you can get to know yourself on the other side!!!! and feel joy and love all around u!!!!!!

For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.

"In an environment where nothing is private, even the most basic aspects of personal care become luxuries. For incarcerated women, managing a menstrual cycle is not just a routine part of life — it is often a monumental struggle."

Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”

i’m not a twink. i’m some other shit no one’s heard of yet

paul thomas anderson is washed

my therapist never forgets my peoples’ names, she just confidently gives them new ones. i’m like “wait who’s brian?” and she’s like “your brother?”

nooo it would be such a shame if everyone had to start loving me like a dog 😳🫣

all people with mustaches: you better be lgbt. i WILL be checking

walgreens text: hey girl your meds are ready :) walgreens pharmacist: i’m so sorry, we have no idea who you are, where your meds are, and we’ve never even heard of your insurance provider