rocky horror is a perfectly fine movie, and i’m glad the midnight showings have brought young and mid-america queers together. but the cultural response has been so deeply overblown for over 45 years now, so let’s move onto something new? they should try that for like…literally any other movie

I feel like “horror is having a moment” has been a sudden trend in Hollywood since 1933.

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

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jen got a minor but inpatient and under-anesthesia surgery today, and he was like “maybe we’ll still go to the bar to watch the spurs game!” and the nurse said “NO you will NOT” and honestly i owe her my life

it’s wemby wfriday

Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

had never seen this one and it's killing me

just trying to check up on the phallo subreddit

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

the man next to me on the plane was watching avatar on the in-flight screen. as james cameron intended, i assume

wait what the hell, i just saw a Top Dog lawyer billboard in philly? he’s everywhere

happy pride month

commentator: i’ve run out of adjectives for jalen brunson! me: yeah me too 😡

fell in love with a new milf today at the work conference

girl what the hell

First pride without Charlie Kirk :(

okay gn

bisexual, bigender, and binaural

moodboard: i have been drafted for jury duty

critical support to the chicago white sox in their noble struggle to mog the dastardly chicago cubs

A24 is gonna go too far and let a 5 year old direct a scary Gumby movie

an uncircumcised broad?

exactly harold

i was explaining to my Ally therapist (dr. deadname) that abuse seems common in trans communities because we’re all traumatized, and it made her cry :(

no weapon formed against the san antonio spurs shall prosper

ideally you don’t want something to portend anything but well. and don’t get me started about what it might augur

i've had multiple customer/tech support jobs where i'm helping via live chat, and i never know what to do when people ask if i'm a real person. how do i prove my humanity? i'm usually like "yes, i'm a man. i live in chicago and i have a cat" like that's convincing i think

the first woman to ever give birth to twins was probably like “you have to be fucking joking”

should i go “nice young man” mode again

THINGS/BEARS1.GIF

gay voice: okay trade

saw this in my neighborhood and said “oh wow” out loud

WOIMSDAY

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trans men are definitely men because the dick pics on the bottom surgery subreddits are sometimes shot SO badly. why are you on the toilet brother

sighing deeply. the “making feminist zines” to “being in a band that’s been compared to bratmobile” pipeline. my corny but true destiny

me, the president of a condominium association, covertly googling "what does HVAC stand for" during a board meeting

jen’s text while cat sitting for me

“they gave their lives to defend your freedoms” okay thanks, that didn’t work at all

bf brought me to his friends’ rock n roll jam fest out in central IL. hearing lots of bob dylan and neil young covers, for example. we snuck upstairs to hook up, and someone starts playing “can you feel the love tonight” like aw cmon man

bear grl trade spotted in bloomington-normal, illinois

the democrats are doing psychological warfare on me. i genuinely receive at least one fundraising text per hour (not exaggerating) and i have tried texting STOP, blocking every number, consulting reddit…nothing works

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male attention is the craziest drug of all time but female attention will kill you