historically i’ve mostly met women on grindr, men on lex and feeld, and then non-binary people just find me wherever i go despite my best efforts

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Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

me 🤝 my cat gabapentin

i’ve seen school of rock so many times i can close my eyes and play it in my head

thank god i’m queer and can ignore whatever the fuck straight people think polyamory is

he is regina george to me…i see him having or doing something and i want it

realistically how much can i ***** from *****-**** before i get in trouble

once i unfollowed a trans guy for being too straight. be careful straight trans guy

Everyone get fatter NOW

mj lenderman and alex g have different sounds, i think. i know facts about them one played in my basement once, and plays with the crutchfields now. and the other one does jane schoenbraun’s soundtracks and yet sometimes, these facts are obscured and they become the same person to me

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

this looks like a maternity shoot

adhd is so stupid. the “i medically don’t know what time it is” disorder

found a comment in a dead language on a video of a pygmy anteater

how i met your mother is just if a disney sitcom was allowed to make sex jokes

julio torres

jen and i have the most toxic age gap of any couple i know (48 hours)

🚨 foot in shoe 🚨

i miss chicago

kids aren’t getting stuck in wells after amusing hijinks which ultimately end in a safe rescue these days

me after an evening of looking at lex and grindr

the onlyyy time i’ve had an *inkling* of regret about top surgery is that i wasn’t able to participate in the underboob fashion moment. some of those bikini tops would have looked so good on me

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

my most male trait is trying to convince everyone to watch the sopranos

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

wait a second…why does the poster for zodiac (2007) depict a chest with top surgery scars?

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

the rom-com was PRETTY GOOD ❗️ the horny art films were DISAPPOINTING ❗️ the exorcist 3 BANGED ‼️

i’ve decided that shaming people for not wearing deodorant is NIMBY behavior

when you legally changed your name years ago, but random accounts you haven't checked in years suddenly address you as your deadname

i have aged 14 years since i took office as HOA co-president on february 3

i don’t think nancy said that

Hate to be hat in hand, but today I found myself facing a HUGE, unexpected homeownership expense: a $10,000 plumbing bill. It's a huge financial blow during an already vulnerable time, and I'd be so appreciative of your help. I've started my 1st ever GoFundMe here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-re...

Hey y’all. My good friend Eden is in the ICU rn dealing with a serious infection. If you’ve ever gotten a fierce picture taken at Strapped or Dorothy, there’s a good chance it was taken by her. Please share and donate. gofund.me/5077c69ff

me, being ripped apart by the passage of time and insecurity: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! street interviewer: hey mamas quick question, do men ever change?

the first big sign of my aging online has got to be my use of ellipses. I hit a point when I said oh… That has an appeal…

oh i didnt see you there

just heard myself say to the cat “are you sorry? nah, it’s okay. in human society, we would feel remorse for such behavior, but i know you’re doing your own thing.”

just really quick lowkey, if our love is tragedy, why are you my clarity 🤔

lately when i ask my brother grant what he’s been up to, he says “i’m just on my grant shit”

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gn! or gm!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

im flying out one lucky follower to my mind palace