mitch mitchell
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chicago // i will never die he/she pronouns
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my psych just diagnosed me with beautiful male girl disease
about 1 month ago
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tfw it falls apart cuz we all got work to do
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in my experience, the only time men are trying to “invade women’s spaces” is when a demonic trans man is upset that he’s not allowed at a trans women only event
3 days ago
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really glad my brother finally found a job, but i really miss when he was unemployed and i could call him any time of day
3 days ago
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we need an A24 moby dick adaptation
4 days ago
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how do i get a job hosting bingo or trivia at bars? i would be amazing at it! and it would get me closer to fulfilling my lifelong dream of being a game show host
4 days ago
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told a joke at a work meeting that KILLED and i was like "this high will last me the rest of the week" but it did not. idgaf now
4 days ago
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a big mitch mitchell rule is: if you see something in its non-standard location, go put it there before you lose it. if it’s never had a standard location, it’s too late; it’s in a permanent state of being lost, and you’re already fucked
5 days ago
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Dave Byrnes
5 days ago
Good afternoon from Chicago's Federal Plaza. A rally is underway now in support of the "Broadview Six," who face arraignment in about 45 minutes on federal conspiracy and impeding charges, stemming from their participation in a Sept. 26 protest in front of the Broadview, IL ICE facility.
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lilith kills u
6 days ago
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𝔤𝔞𝔷𝔢𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 🦴
7 days ago
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frax
7 days ago
it’s about to become FW Me Or Die January you either FW Me Or Die
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Katie Aki ✶
7 days ago
bad luck after bad luck after bad luck
#art
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i love drinking cold water, it's like yummm :) ahhhh :)
7 days ago
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The Onion
7 days ago
FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You
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once i heard a porn creator say “oh my gosh” while fucking and the horniness drained from me instantly
7 days ago
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24 days ago
Hello..👋 My name is Mahmoud. I live in Gaza. 😔 I live under the rubble of our house. 💔 And our suffering continues. 😔
gofund.me/a1fffdbd
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cat: i would like to snuggle me: okay :) cat: not like that me: do you want- cat: no. i would like to snuggle in a way that has previously never been explored, and it will feel foreign to us both, and i will get mad when you do it wrong me: got it
8 days ago
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*wendy williams voice* clap if you’re living on borrowed time!
10 days ago
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steph
10 days ago
Sister Corita Kent, 'daily', 1967
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11 days ago
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
add a skeleton here at some point
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should i cut my hair? 🤔 pic on right is current hair. same hat
12 days ago
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my internet browser: you have 11 compromised passwords me: thats okay
12 days ago
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being completely genderfucked will have your partner of 8 years texting “what is your legal name and gender rn” when he’s buying you plane tickets
13 days ago
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does anyone know if we have the punishment today?
13 days ago
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dragonetti
14 days ago
the one thing holding companies back from success is having employees
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my bed may never recover from when i ate a croissant in it a few days ago and got permanent flakes everywhere
15 days ago
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Nick Kapur
15 days ago
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
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my brother recently befriended a guy named gump who has a dog named bark
16 days ago
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sorry i’m late, there were A LOT of crunchy leaves i had to step on
18 days ago
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:)
18 days ago
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going viral on letterboxd (5 of my friends liked my review)
19 days ago
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some of you are afraid to like movies that put style over substance. not me 😇 i’m having fun looking at the pretty colors
20 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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every person on earth has a unique way of clearing their throat that psychologically harms me, and that’s beautiful
21 days ago
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“checking your bank account when you’re on a vacation you can’t really afford” moodboard, in order
23 days ago
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taught my brother who lives in LA how to pronounce açaí so he doesn’t get shunned
24 days ago
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someone is selling ipads on sniffies
25 days ago
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ChicagoVintageTileFloors
25 days ago
Not a floor and we wish it were.
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Garrett Young ✸ doctop
25 days ago
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talking to a guy on sniffies and his location keeps getting closer and closer to mine…
26 days ago
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going into the end of 2025, please heed my advice: go thru that horrible breakup so you can get to know yourself on the other side!!!! and feel joy and love all around u!!!!!!
26 days ago
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unraveled
26 days ago
For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.
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Prison Journalism Project
about 1 month ago
"In an environment where nothing is private, even the most basic aspects of personal care become luxuries. For incarcerated women, managing a menstrual cycle is not just a routine part of life — it is often a monumental struggle."
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What It's Like to Have Your Period in Prison
Even at a women’s prison, your menstruation care needs may not be met.
https://prisonjournalismproject.org/2025/09/24/what-its-like-to-get-your-period-in-prison/?utm_source=Bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=PJP-Bluesky
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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠
26 days ago
Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”
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i’m not a twink. i’m some other shit no one’s heard of yet
26 days ago
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paul thomas anderson is washed
26 days ago
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my therapist never forgets my peoples’ names, she just confidently gives them new ones. i’m like “wait who’s brian?” and she’s like “your brother?”
26 days ago
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nooo it would be such a shame if everyone had to start loving me like a dog 😳🫣
27 days ago
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all people with mustaches: you better be lgbt. i WILL be checking
27 days ago
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walgreens text: hey girl your meds are ready :) walgreens pharmacist: i’m so sorry, we have no idea who you are, where your meds are, and we’ve never even heard of your insurance provider
28 days ago
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