i'm not me but i believe in my beliefs

Clowning is to Gen Z theater kids what burlesque was to Millennials

naming your puppygirl “dinnerbone” so she turns upside down

at the party nonverbal

my belated best of 2025 playlist is here and it's beautiful open.substack.com/pub/pulpfric...

they/thems are gonna be chic this summer

Johnny Weir? more like Johnny We're, gay

bond girl named cookie puss

straightedge pickup line: are you from Xanadu? cause you’re the only xan i’d do

you should know that every time you send/receive a text to/from me i am really scared

get in line, buddy

i don’t mind a red delicious apple one bit

i wanna go home :(

you're telling me that talking about trauma in therapy intake made me feel bad and emotionally fragile the rest of the day

THE MOMENT wants what THE NOWHERE INN has

i just let it linger and i didn't even have to 🖕😎

it's Thanator Thursday

ahhhh philadelphia… the most nuanced city in da world

Timothee Chalamet once came in second in a Timothee Chalamet fuck-a-fan contest

it's actually a pretty good hospital but yes, humiliating

i just felt a sneeze coming on, grabbed my phone, and sneezed directly onto the screen

there should be an option on your phone settings called Math Puzzle and when you toggle it it gives you a math puzzle

me every night: i just gotta lock in tomorrow

this is basically what happened to me when i moved to philly

the best tarantino movies are the ones that came out when you were a teenager

ordering a manischewitz at the club

We'll miss you, Frederick Wiseman—one of the great documentary filmmakers of the past century, who lived to be nearly a century old (via @alissawilkinson.bsky.social)

i'm sad today

The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!

the cool thing about duvall is that he consistently starred in interesting, well-made dramas for his entire 60-year career

in my bed going wa wa wa

white house down boots

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

if i was your fat dog would you ragebait me

the feast of Saint Valentine is followed closely by the feast of Saint President

my god’s honest truth is that i love jackbox games

for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts

they had heathcliff with one gold tooth like he’s sha-shabba ranks

it’s a jimmy eat. world out there

be sure to smash that like, hit subscribe, ring that bell, dream about me

not all trans people are smart and correct. except if they’re me and my friends

tguy swag

major league sports teams named after things that exist in Minecraft: Pistons Heat Magic Nuggets Thunder/Lightning Suns Rockets Guardians Brewers Dolphins Colts/Broncos Raiders Bears/Bruins/Cubs Sabres Islanders Stars Wild Predators Flames

where have all the gayboys gone

tweetin' ghoulish, eatin' goulash

they took my blood… can i have yours? 😏

new shit! out today with @bullshitlit.bsky.social www.bullshitlit.com/blog/sea

told this girl i could brat and now i'm worried i'll be too obedient 😥