gambling problem? call 1-800-GRAMBLE

if you look like this dm me

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

funniest direction for tarantino's "final" movie would be a completely indulgent woody allen-esque self-insert about an american expat in israel

don't mind if i do

gabbing with a fellow riverdale girlie irl restores your health and mana bars

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

just mistyped "flash" as "shalf" should i go to bed

the original is a banger:

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..."

need a puppy pizza party

The reason we're releasing this in theatres is because it's incredibly fun to watch in a room full of people. People lose their minds at it. We want people to watch it together. So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre? If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.

What he said was abhorrent, but violence is never the answer. To the sicko who slapped Chris Rock, whoever you are, let me just say this: I forgive you.

i just thought of something silly. heehee

new episode of Pulp Fantasy is out now wherever you get your podcasts! open.substack.com/pub/pulpfric...

we need less of "dudes rock" and more of "lovers rock"

shanah tovah

in britain they call skirts “pantsheets”

if timothee shall… heck, i may!

leon made this super cool dracula shirt you should buy it rawpaw.ink/products/tea...

Hey everyone -- I want to say thank you to everyone who has donated or even just shared my moving fund so far; we're almost halfway there! My move is in a little over 4 months away now, which is sooner than you'd think!! I'm really excited, and hoping that I can land in philly with a fresh start <3

I saw this circulating on twitter, I thought it was a joke but it’s real

It is vitally important in this time of great horror that Jimmy Kimmel comes out as trans so liberals might care

I love you so much and I am so glad I met you at the mall when we were both amoebas

how you age when you're problematic and stay in other people's business ☝️😌

"pez dispenser" is Italian for "piece of Spenser"

if you connect the dots between the outsized reaction to charlie kirk’s death and the fact that he started hanging out and going to parties with a bunch of septuagenarian republican megadonors when he was 17 you can get put on a really cool watchlist

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gimme the charlie kirk

Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least

let's balkanize girls

what if it was Love Meridian and instead of blood it was everyone was just hanging out and being real nice

it really is the year of stephen king

You can still buy all their work. Being a rude, abrasive loudmouth while trans is the only unforgivable sin to these people.

People Of Unsolved Mysteries III

“Hungarian noblewoman turned longevity pioneer Elizabeth Báthory devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from her radical approach?”

femmes will post their every waking thought to instagram stories

let me get a chopped tea the clocky way

lowkey every memorable and interesting thing about the sequels comes from The Last Jedi

coates has turned out to be one of a vanishingly small number of people who both have something to lose and are willing to put it on the line to say what are clearly truthful if dangerous things. im impressed

due to worsening health and my food stamps being shut off, i'm behind on bills and really need some help with groceries. i'm trying to get around $400 together. if you'd like to help out a disabled trans game designer, you can do so via: paypal.me/rhiannon990 venmo: @scyphozoan cashapp: $RhiannonND

woke thought of the day is that the "performative male" trend, while obviously observing certain real archetypes, is deeply caked in the idea that men who engage in femininity are sinister infiltrators. it smacks of that op-ed about PC Music doing "feminine appropriation"