they had heathcliff with one gold tooth like he’s sha-shabba ranks

it’s a jimmy eat. world out there

be sure to smash that like, hit subscribe, ring that bell, dream about me

not all trans people are smart and correct. except if they’re me and my friends

tguy swag

major league sports teams named after things that exist in Minecraft: Pistons Heat Magic Nuggets Thunder/Lightning Suns Rockets Guardians Brewers Dolphins Colts/Broncos Raiders Bears/Bruins/Cubs Sabres Islanders Stars Wild Predators Flames

where have all the gayboys gone

tweetin' ghoulish, eatin' goulash

they took my blood… can i have yours? 😏

new shit! out today with @bullshitlit.bsky.social www.bullshitlit.com/blog/sea

told this girl i could brat and now i'm worried i'll be too obedient 😥

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Mr. Brightside is overrated as hell. And my social security number is 3

my chemical romance is deeply unserious. one of the guys is named Franc Euro

Age verification is deanonymization, Deanonymization is censorship. The Supreme Court is now taking away your right to anonymously *read* a form of speech. If speaking can mean that your readers have to subject themselves to potential consequences to read it, how can there be freedom of speech?

(lin-manuel miranda ensemble voice) In Wuthering Heights!

Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment. Anything helps. Thank you♥️

i went into Iron Lung, a horror video game adaptation directed by a YouTuber, with rock-bottom expectations. i came out convinced i'd just seen the debut of a filmmaking savant. my review:

it’s a miracle! the extra virgin olive oil has given birth to a baby oil!

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

at the end of the day, bad bunny

that was awesome

The latest Minions movie is a bit of a love letter to Hollywood

succession is the best of the “eat the rich” movies/shows because it understands that “eat the rich” doesn’t mean “eat the annoyinggg”

public story: watching da puppy bowl close friends: watching da super bowl

a failed ratio is one of the funniest things that can happen online

if you're not reply guying for me you're not paying attention

thought this was conner4real

Leighton Meester movie at SXSW this is not a drill

really hoping the seahawks destroy the patriots tomorrow. what do you mean, “football”?

if i had a boyfriend i think i would ask them “notice anything different about me?” every few weeks regardless of whether or not i’d changed anything

CEO of the company my brother is a VP at, i guess that's a 2

If you time things just right, you can catch the bus

whomever does best in the super bowl tomorrow gets the special honor of being Rochel's Valentine

Vera Drew

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this title is an acronym but originally i did read it as the adverb form of "dykey"

“tough on the border” “isn’t racist” i think i see the problem here

MJ's @pronouns.bsky.social says, "BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY conveys both the profound interior stakes of teenage sex and identity, and the fleeting nature of these life-changing moments." #Sundance2026 #BigGirlsDon'tCry premiered @sundance.org

movie theater workers can play a fun game this weekend called “charli xcx gay or markiplier gay”

glad the 6 7 meme is old hat so we can all just enjoy the song

oh get over yourself, you're just wifeslop. she only likes u because she can picture herself spending the rest of her life with u

MJ's @pronouns.bsky.social says, "There’s a funnier, bloodier, more self-confident version of SACCHARINE in there somewhere that could have been a festival highlight." #Saccharine premiered at #Sundance2026 and will be coming soon to #Shudder.

my first Sundance review :3

why is cspan covering this

i need garlic bread.

if you like good movies you'll like this one :)

i made a short film with @butch-hunter.bsky.social last year :) check it out! vimeo.com/1161648540?s...