really enjoying the details about this snow leopard’s specific likes in this article

went on instagram reels and immediately heard a dubstep remix of “one last breath” by creed…never again

Happy Holidays! Salesforce is going to make me off myself!

having the work week from hell and i just found out my great uncle passed away. i am going to go absolutely ballistic

🚨 northeast stay alert today 🚨

It's your birthday, Duane.

today increasingly feels like a simulation, just drove past a metro transit bus that said “AI MESSAGE” on its display

this liar said he vetoed an ordinance that required humane treatment for large homeless encampments, including toilets, handwashing, trash pickup and fire safety, for the sake of homeless people. Seriously fuck this dude and yall who voted for him yall deserve the same scorn

My response to anything over the next two weeks

recent neon

this hot chocolate mix I got in a gift box from my job claims that Duluth is the hot cocoa capital of the world….people really just be saying shit

Tom Emmer scrubbed his website of any mention of a Somalia caucus he once led with Keith Ellison

bro??? seriously?

god i hate the cc club…i miss the warm, loving embrace of grumpy’s

“i have to piss” i mutter to myself as i’m peeing

one of my most minnesotan opinions is honestly it’s not that bad outside right now

went on a date night last night and we each had two glasses of wine at dinner, then two beers & a shot each at grumpy’s. we paid for two beers total all night. that’s the power of service industry friendships, baby! (& tipping well)

Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

christmastime is here…

What ‘90s alternative music are we shouting out while promoting our new projects?

apparently the kids are being nostalgic about hipsters in williamsburg circa 2012 these days. hey man you didn’t even have to live in new york to live that life, you just had to be on tumblr too much

Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy

crying at this graphic bring me the news accidentally posted on facebook

out to the cc club for a friend’s birthday and we ran into her dad lmaooooo

screen-printed fabric window banners are now available for free pickup in South Minneapolis: • moon palace books (longfellow) • b resale mpls (whittier) they are intended to be hung outside of houses like this, with the most visibility to busy streets.

regarding what our elected/non-elected officials are saying about ICE in MPLS: i do not trust that jacob frey, i really do not like that guy! i do not trust the MPD, i think they will let ICE roam free! i do not trust brian o’hara, we’ve truly begun a terrifying new era

either i’m in psychosis or there’s a cat that isn’t one of mine in my basement…

Final update, Fair State Brewing is now done.

Fundraiser happening RIGHT NOW at MIWRC, go get some fry bread tacos and/or art and support your community!

We Love Our Somali Neighbors 🇸🇴 We Love Our Immigrant Neighbors 🦋

NE MPLS update: there is a new thing in the old slice space with a big handwritten sign that says “JERK CHICKEN & BAKERY”

fall 2025 film

Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error. (Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)

what i listened to in november! i also went to four shows - david byrne, stevie nicks, devo, & lcd soundsystem

name three cities in minnesota you have active beef with. i’ll go first 1) grand rapids 2) duluth 3) hibbing

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Typically weird Strib Frey post-election story ignoring clear evidence he lost the Somali vote badly. Precinct 6-3 (Cedar-Riv) went 79% for Frey in 2021 but **87%** for Fateh in 2025. (It wasn’t redistricted.) Frey has courted Somalis, but not story this time. www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...

if i could see all my friends tonight

why is greenpoint brooklyn the minnesota of new york city? i just drove past a place called jucy lucy

concrete jungle wet dream tomato!

met up with a best friend from high school while in new york and caught up. went thru the yearbook reminiscing and my friend, a gay man, was pointing out all of the girls he dated/kissed in our class and somehow that included a gay woman. people really don’t know shit about themselves in their teens

last night at the mn-themed bar i also tried to get people to care that jellybean johnson died but no one knew who that was. posers!

the matchbooks at this bar in brooklyn i was at last night are based off of vintage first ave tickets. you can leave home, but home always finds you.

Trump says he’s ending Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for Somali refugees in Minnesota “immediately.”

watched a woman with full-sized luggage somehow get all the way thru the security line before a TSA agent told her she had to go back and check it

i am supposed to be on a flight to NYC in like four hours but my cat keeps wanting to cuddle & laying on my suitcase so i can’t pack…guess i’m not going

someone referred to olivia nuzzi as “joan midion” and that is now up there on my favorite mean nicknames list

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my neighbor is mowing their lawn. it is november 17th in minneapolis minnesota and it’s going to be 29 degrees overnight

watching my friend drunkenly try to roll a blunt in an energy dome at the devo concert