my birthday is in two weeks and i’m officially doing it: my party’s theme is “steve miller band’s the joker” you can come if you are dressed as someone from steve miller band’s the joker

i just learned naz reid is only 26 i thought that man was well into his thirties

most minnesotans show how minnesotan they are by asking outsiders to pronounce wayzata or shakopee but my litmus test of what kind of minnesotan you are is asking how you pronounce winnibigoshish or pokegama

🎶 I was working part time at a record shop When the 'Fetus sent a box of this single We told them several times we didn't carry 45s They said, "You're gonna want to carry these"

i had grape ape ice cream last night and it changed my life.

peeing! in the men’s room at indeed during art-a-whirl cause i didn’t want to wait in line for the ladies room

there is someone at art-a-whirl selling magnets of scott seekins & also scott seekins and himself

once again thinkin abt when they gifted khaled one of the marley signature acoustics www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAIT...

doing my yearly self-assessment at my job. what’s a professional way to say “i was really bad at my job earlier this year because I was depressed because the feds killed two people and kidnapped a bunch of others”?

Teamwork Insight Brutality Male Enhancement Handshakefulness Play Hard

Alice Coltrane performing a harp solo at Jazz Jamboree in Warsaw, Poland (1987)

bad northeast mpls news: bauhaus is closing their doors in june :(

my northeast minneapolis powers grow stronger each day (art-a-whirl approacheth)

some of you

freshly picked lilacs + a vanilla candle. try it & thank me later

duluth, minnesota

my dad would’ve been sixty today 🖤 time definitely doesn’t heal this wound so much but wherever he is, i hope he’s fishing. here’s him on his 25th birthday holding 12 walleyes

had a lovely meal in grand rapids, which is funny cause i really dislike grand rapids lol. but these ramps were excellent! and randomly of course i started talking to the lady next to me at the bar and we have a mutual friend in common from the cities. minnesota is the smallest world in the world.

not quite spring in northern mn yet, i’d say they’re about two weeks behind the cities

little weekend trip to my hometown to visit my mum & grandmas for mother’s day

ugh i want another kitten. my mom’s are soooooo cute.

enjoying some kitten playtime

Pics from morning patrol by the park

D'Angelo & Beck photographed by Jonathan Mannion (2000)

Alt-R&B Avengers in Brooklyn last night

i’ve heard minndianapolis is lovely in the spring

what’s the strangest double bill you’ve ever seen? just remembered i saw lizzo open up for sleater-kinney once lmao

people love to have hot takes about the met gala, but honestly mine is pretty nuanced - you can enjoy art, fashion, & pop culture while also believing billionaires should either redistribute their wealth or face the guillotine!

wow a good grandstand act for once (excluding past female singer/songwriters like brandi carlile, melissa etheridge etc) this actually would probably be a ton a fun

good luck to all the social media managers

big props to heidi for dressing like my favorite sculpture at the Minneapolis institute of art

excited to see everyone i’ve ever met at powderhorn park today

me when i only have one good idea and i have kind of run with it

celebrating may day by doing as little work as possible…besides in my yard. my yard needs some work.

ok who can connect me with a local theatre so i can pitch watching twin peaks with deputy hawk please i am begging. he lives in grand marais!

if you want to have the worst night of your life, i highly recommend watching the bbc original film threads (1984)

I think about this moment in history far more than I think of 9/11

few things crack me up as much as remembering the song “funkytown” is about desperately wanting to get the fuck out of minneapolis

The face of fraud in Minnesota is Aimee Bock. There is evidence she’s trying to get (sympathetic!) gop reps to help her in her sentencing. Fascinating. share.mprnews.org/jDXF/x83fe2mu

I saw an amazing movie theater marquee message this morning ... should have stopped to take a photo. It was something like ... WHERE THERE'S A WILL ... ANNE HATH TWO MOVIES OPENING THIS WEEKEND

as someone who lost their dad to lung cancer, the answer is NO. sure, you might think there’s something kind of sexy about smoking, but there’s nothing sexy about dying in a hospital before your own daughter gets married or has kids

was telling my boyfriend a story of how handsome our cat was earlier and started tearing up and he was like “are you about to get your period?” got my ass

The Jacob Frey experience

hi hello WHAT

neon cherry blossoms tonight

rewatching the princess diaries for the first time since i was a kid and i forgot about this line. both me & my partner have dead dads and got a laugh out of this line bc…maybe she’s the worst teen romcom best friend ever?

i’m sorry but it’s a collective delusion that we all still accept that ronan farrow is woody allen’s son and not frank sinatra’s

signs of spring - the parking lot near bare ass beach is bumping

In 1983, the photographer Tom Arndt heard about something interesting happening in the parking lot of a Holiday Inn: a casting call for Prince’s new movie. www.newyorker.com/culture/phot...