Anyway I’m on the train listenin to Steely Dan baby

There’s something about working for people who constantly tell you that the institutions that are actively working for your elimination are actually your only salvation that kinda fucks you all the way up

Overnight our kitchen cooled off to a gentle 86 degrees. It was 90 at midnight in there.

I keep telling myself that I’m on “the verge” of complete health collapse but honestly I’m just there. Mental and physical.

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Kinda like transsexual over transgender, I do prefer secretary over administrative assistant

FUCK yeah

Hayley made dyke chow

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

Yeah

I got Hayley a Dremel for her birthday and she is already making up projects for herself

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

Last post on the subject but I’ve been told that my director of operations is going around telling my colleagues that I’m unprofessional for only giving two weeks notice

Hey, can I call you back? I'm eating lobster with a monster

eatin tofu

Hayley insane little freak about museum catalogue photography

Still unable to sleep on my usual side so I made Hayley switch sides of the bed with me so i can #spoonher

EVERY BODY WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL

my job acts like we're the foot soldiers for Defending Democracy and really what we do is partner with retiring senators and send the pope an email asking him to come debate an AI

the amount of gentle but firm "you'll figure it out" when people ask me a million questions about how to do my job is astronomical lmao

this is how many of the leagues have already changed their rules since Trump’s EO, the argument is something like we’re not discriminating against trans women because they can still compete in the Men’s (which is now an Open category)

in a meeting where people are talking about how our director of operations won't let them attach pdfs to emails when reaching out to our advisory board lmao

with friends like these, baby!

lord help us jacques pepin is using the V8 again

guys did i tell you that my farewell party is also a baby shower lmao

Beautiful woman on the train saw my mask and dug hers out and put it on. Also she’s reading The Dispossessed

you know what's unprofessional? going on a spur of the moment vacation the day after you lay someone off. which is what she did last year. she had to call her team from the airport to tell them who got fired.

last time i quit my job i gave a month and literally EVERYONE in my life told me i was wrong to do it!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm a fucking secretary for a policy institute. no one is getting left on the operating table to die here.

my director of operations is telling me that it was unprofessional that i only gave two weeks notice and that i should have considered that my boss would have a really hard time without me

bailing on a job because i'm having a full on nervous breakdown and midlife crisis but having to put up a front at work is literally ripping me in two

TWO HOLDS AT THE LIBRARYYYYYYYYYY LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MONDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m gonna be the first person to ever tweet “they should invent a way out that isn’t through“

I'm watching the Star Fox 64 remake playthrough and like. This is a terrible war. Andross is occupying like a dozen planets?? How long has this been going on? Where did he get the manpower? The funding?

Guy Maddin…. buddy I think you might have something going on

Hayley can stand but has a cut finger and I can’t stand but can prep veg so between us we can make One Cook

God knows I can go for a little vim. But you toss in a bit of vigor too? I can’t say no!

Heating pads are one of the nastiest devices of the home. Absolutely disgusting.

I’m sick of genre deconstructions let’s make shit that rips

God knows I can go for a little vim. But you toss in a bit of vigor too? I can’t say no!

“The problem with this kind of heating pad is that I can’t remember how long to microwave it for. But, you find out!”

I couldn’t go with her and I was so mad but she did come back toting an orange icee for herself so she did a pretty good job without me

Life: an unceasing series of events

you gotta keep your woman satisfied and by that I mean: downloading The Vourdalak

Ahem. Torrent.

hustling my beautiful transgender ass off to make up for 6 months to 2 years of lapsed work in about 4 more days

THERE IT IS! tysm comrade @mayor.nyc.gov - direct care access fund4youth - call+text line4access help - research2identify access gaps there's a remaining $50M from the campaign promise yet2b dedicated, if we don't count the costs of the new 19+ clinic, but we're only in the 6th month of office.

lmao nyt

Hayley set me up a little vegetable prep station at my Perfect Posture Pod (my armchair with rolled up towels and a big pillow behind me)

everyone start torrenting more NOW