The problem with having taste is that unfortunately you have taste

There’s two Pharmakon records I never really got into past a cursory listen and I really have got to change that since two of her albums have changed my physical body and how my body fits into the dirt after death

Denis Levant is so fucking hot

"jack didn't you just quit smoking, how does a pipe fit into that?" i'm jack kay and i do what i want

music, movies, books, food, and sex. what else does a girl need except a pipe?

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. The dragon convertible bags can be worn as a backpack, crossbody bag, waist bag and can be hooked up to a wheelchair & other mobility aids!! Get them soon!! Store: Bibipins.com

one of the realest smoker movies

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

album so good u wish you could buy it for the first time again

loser ass doctors will try to tell you not to eat anything unhealthy when you're having high pain day and real pain knowers know that the only thing that helps is eating candy and drinking full flavor soda

the most beautiful women i've ever met in my life: *self deprecating insult about how ugly they are* me: bitch i will kill u in the streets of chicago, illinois

Hayley, she of the Big Pussy

Both parties are gonna have 70 candidates for the nomination lmao

I should call her

???

I do think a lymphatic drainage massage would fix all my problems but I also think I might cum in a medical setting if I got one

this is how Landry Jones ran the 40

Jackie Big Pain

always fun talking to another chronic pain head and mentioning lyrica and they're immediately like FUCK lyrica lol

Forming a holy alliance with cis women with dipshit dumb deep voices. Ladies, you are heard and you are loved

I’m nonbinary in that I want to be an old coot AND a dumb broad

It’s so important to have gay little friends

This bitch in my house LOVES titty

A thing so funny about the “only Obama scandal was a TAN SUIT” cornballism is that Obama was such a pussy that he immediately caved to the republicans and never wore a tan suit to a press conference again lmao

For Luck in Love ❤️💦 #art

For Victory Over Your Enemies ☠️ 🏹 #art

Tangentially, I gotta fucking watch Eephus, I truly have to prioritize watching Eephus

Who got the really, really fucking good novel about baseball?

God I love the boys. The fellas. My dudes. The good ones. I love em, y’all.

Finally listened to Innerspeaker enough to be familiar with it and man, Stevie

The way @edsbs.bsky.social has influenced my masculinity as a butch trans woman, my sense of justice, and has warped my brain in both beautiful and dumbass ways can never be overstated

Batman and Robin is the best Batman movie

Why does Harvey Dent need a father who gives a shit

What the culture needs is for some former middle linebackers to transition. We need some thick meathead girlies who read.

Nothing more Jack Kay than breaking out my own rendered lard to fry a quesadilla

Everyone get fatter NOW

Dyke Chicago Cubs announcer Harry Cooter

i'd love to do a zen retreat but i'd have to take my mask off to eat :(

E ON THE INSIDE T ON THE OUTSIDE E ON THE INSIDE T ON THE OUTSIDE

Evolving (started using a curl cream)

Got another corn cob specifically for smokikg english blends but it’s too chilly for a pipe…. tragic….

Anytime i win a slay the spire run i feel like gamer god

they're friends 💜

The Dow Jones moved on the Z-index for the first time

It’s genuinely wild how this is like a common enough way to “de-gay” young gay boys that hooters waitresses can spot it from a mile out

If this had been the letter to the grand duchess christina, it would have less broad appeal but jack kay would have lost her mind

I’m trying to live that “the older i get, the younger i feel” life you feel me?

I’m thinking the Summer Of Jack is gonna be real ol coot vibes. Just real codger shit. Porch sittin. Shootin the breeze. Contemplatin on the complexities of life.

Anyone wanna go by Wet Eddy? Free name, first come first served