You know at the end of Breaking Dawn Pt 2 when Bella lowers her mind shield and lets Edward read her thoughts? Do you think she can do that and let him watch himself fucking her?

You know what “the bleak state of contemporary gig economy capitalism” movie from last year kicked ass? Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Cloud. Loved that picture.

sasha and jack sharing late nite string cheese

I'm just so disinterested in being sold anti-capitalism

listen we are a Fuck Barbara Stanwyck house but I might need to see everything she's ever been in just so I can be even madder she was a rabid mccarthyite. a real hater has a deep understanding of her target.

One of the best little genres is “stories about abattoirs”

Tweeting about Bugonia while I think about No Other Choice

There’s filmmakers I feel no need to ever see again (Ari Aster) but there are also filmmakers that I can never quite groove with, but line up to see their new picture without fail (Park Chan-wook)

It’s wild to me that the message that people took away from Bugonia was “turns out humans were the virus the whole time 🤯” and not “the powers that rule us are killing every last one of us while telling us it‘s for our own good”

Too many movies about “wow capitalism sucks 😥 and makes us crazy 😵‍💫” and more movies about “we are going to bathe in the blood of every last one of them”

Me: Sasha, we try to put you out when we have sex. But sometimes you’re just there. Hayley: Variety is the spice of life.

Bout to get nasty on some black eyed peas

not my friend Natalie going head over heels for Edward G. Robinson today, she just like me fr

what a beautiful culture

watched two very smoke filled movies today and boy wouldn't i love to light up one last time

Indiana? The basketball school?

Idk man going to repertory screenings of old movies anymore is so taxing because everyone just laughs AT the movie no matter if it’s a joke or not

Incredible crowd for Double Indemnity at 11:30 am on New Years Day

Vampire Lee Pace is absolUTELY getting his dick electrocuted and god I’m so happy for him

Sometimes a beautiful woman puts a book in your hand and says “read this” and it’s the best book you’ve read all year

Coaches in 2026 we’re gonna get a little better every day Also: Sous les Pavés, la Plage!

My bitch is snuggling my tummy happy new year to cozytime lesbians

Just laid a big smoocherino on a real honey

listen if i was a trans guy i would have such a problematic mustache

The volturi are really out here being mad that straight vampires exist and honestly I’m on their side

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

me to transgender

About to watch THE TWILIGHT SAGA BREAKING DAWN PART 2 with friends :-.)

The Official Jack Kay First Time Watches of 2025

just woke up from a nap ama

I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU ALL HAVE BEEN JUST PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY’ING THOSE LEMONS FOR YEARS

My Little Gremlin (2025)

I do feel myself growing ever more tender with age

Reflections in a Dead Diamond certified ripper

Walnuts, or as I like to call them, the working man’s pine nut

They let women make music now

I always kinda snickered at the idea of socks on during sex but then I moved to the midwest

The dynamics on Rid of Me are insane. Makes you turn it up and then blows your doors down. What a fuckin ripper man.

Rock and roll music

culvers sent me their "wrapped" and 200 million burgers eaten at a regional fast food chain has me rethinking my relationship to factory farming idk man lol

Just remembered the time me and Sydne did a Foucault inspired photoshoot lmao

If you’re getting up to schemes you sure as HELL better make sure they’re not cockamamie!

Nothing I hate more than a psych med check up. Really should be an “don’t call me, I’ll call you” situation

Good to be home* *waiting way past arrival time for buses in 20 degree weather

God I love a sober elder

I don’t believe in lemon pigs but I do believe in black eyed peas

Overton window go brrrrrrr