The very last place I want to see my book

Hey, y'all, the dangerous lettuce is from Taylor Farms, and they supply to a lot of places! Be mindful of what you eat!

Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

What To Know About Cyclosporiasis https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/

We were basically in a cold Civil War since Gingrich became Speaker in the '90s before it escalated to violence. We're there now

i remember scientists saying 20 years ago that climate change-fueled wildfires would darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away. but republicans said that was a lie, so now climate change-fueled wildfires darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away every summer

Oh, I remember. Quite often there wasn't even any attempt made to place the smoking area on the downwind end of whatever airflow there was in the room, making the smoke levels similar everywhere regardless of where the lit cigarettes happened to be.

28 years of cyclosporiasis testing Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. All are back because of this science denying administration.

10 months ago.

The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.

Revealed: how Europe’s most powerful farming lobby killed EU’s pesticide law

Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet https://theonion.com/riot-police-excitedly-crouch-behind-armored-vehicle-like-group-of-3-year-olds-about-to-perform-ballet/

Recruitment Drive (In Space) Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself https://theonion.com/public-begs-mitch-mcconnell-to-stop-releasing-photos-of-himself/

San Francisco trainy things. There's even some MUNI! youtu.be/n7dwWV7QWJ4

Huh. They really did paint switchers (or at least one) like this. www.rrpicturearchives.net/showPicture....

everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you

Quote of the Day: "LLMs are great brain smootheners" -- YouTube user MarkMark, in comments

Rubio Vows To Dismantle International Criminal Court https://theonion.com/rubio-vows-to-dismantle-international-criminal-court/

Instant Transmission

If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.

Idea: Add smart mode to modern Linux kernels so when you run `rm -rf /*` on a prod box as root, the kernel will stall for exactly 1.2 milliseconds to scan your webcam. If it detects a look of sheer panic,it stops executing that command.

They did m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFgu...

gotta make sure we connect the diarrhea back to the regime’s cdc layoffs that’s not just explosive diarrhea, it’s the trump trots.

For millennia we learne mythes of dangers from the voyde who lure wyth human voyces, who hide behinde human faces, to weaken the bondes of communitye, to steal thoughtes, to hurt soules, to sow discord. And then we make that reale ourselves wyth Gen A.I. homunculi.

Like, c'mon, how cool would it be to see an actual Mycenaean-era panoply, for example? Who cares about those classical muscle cuirasses, a soldier comes at you with one of these and you run.

stupid. bad. better than switching back and forth but cmon man lmao. The sun should be directly overhead at NOON not at 1 and I WILL die on this hill

The reason why ICE agents continue to shoot people is because nothing ever happens to them when they do. They essentially have been granted full immunity for whatever they choose to do to people by a lawless regime of thugs.

Actually flawless.

...guys the problem was with LETTUCE which is in EVERYTHING. The govt can't just single out Taco Bell because it's M-... ...that's exactly what they're doing, huh

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Joyeux Quatorze Juillet! What English-speakers call Bastille Day. I've got the livestream from TF1 Info on, waiting for the parade to start. It will be the largest parade since 1946, and will include many delegations from other countries. Stream is in French. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQFX...

When you're trying to lay low in a meeting... 📷 Mark Singleton

Dig deep and find it in you to be as real as Sam Neill was

incredible how much more secure i would feel with "our produce has been inspected and is free of all contaminants" guarantees i just want a fucking salad, dammit, and instead i live in an upton sinclair novel

art fight attack on Golldfish!

Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.

There is news I do not like to share. RIP Sam Neill. The New Zealand actor has had a prodigious career, notably in sci-fi. How could one forget his role in Event Horizon (1997)? But also Bicentennial Man (1999), Thor: Ragnarok, the Jurassic Park series, or his appearance in Invasion (AppleTV).

What to do if you find a baby bunny. Thanks @portmanteauface.bsky.social for the suggestion!

Joder, no deadline.com/2026/07/sam-...

Hey, so, the IP address for FurryMuck has changed. They migrated to a new server and it's 77.37.63.221 I had to make the switch earlier.