I looked through my collection and there are numerous candidates, but I picked this one 'cause it's rarely heard except by those who listen to whole albums. (That album being "Led Zeppelin II," 1969) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Licz...

If this isn't the most '70s thing ever... ...and it went to No. 1 in July of 1976. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dsn...

Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died

Not nearly as lewd as it sounds. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_b...

i love that things that used to be 2 clicks on the computer are now 5 or 6 clicks, adds more mousin' around to my day.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

It is said those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. But what of those who suppress the past, distort it, sanitize it? They cannot not be held blameless. A true warrior knows that hiding from the past is cowardice, and deliberately hiding the past is malice, and a grave dishonor.

Court rules trans-inclusive policy does not violate Christian teacher's rights www.thepinknews.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

i have worked at a bank since 2014 and the moment crypto started emerging i was like "this just seems like an evil pit of sorrow solely for laundering lots of money and making complete rubes go broke" and, well,

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him https://theonion.com/dazed-jeff-bezos-realizes-he-spent-entire-conversation-1822418205/

RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-questions-efficacy-of-skin/

A livery stable called Maslow's Hierarchy of Steeds.

sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool

Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse

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I dunno how you look at this as anything other than Musk hiding debt inside SpaceX and making the government pay to prop up xAI and Twitter with government space contracts.

Listen to the story that shaped a generation. Decades after starring in Stand By Me, the film adaptation of THE BODY, Wil Wheaton lends his voice to an all new recording of the audiobook. Pre-order your copy and start listening March 24, 2026.

Parts and Pain. A good lesson without the harmful stereotypes.

It is currently 'packs of coyotes walking across the Charles River' cold outside.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."

Bitterness and cynicism are a form of surrender, when anger at injustice remains but the will to confront it is dulled by resignation. As true warriors, let anger at injustice be bright and righteous, and let it drive us to confront its cause, stand in its way, and cast it down.

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015 Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

A new study from Anthropic finds that gains in coding efficiency when relying on AI assistance did did not meet statistical significance; AI use noticeably degraded programmers’ understanding of what they were doing. Incredible.

The South Carolina measles outbreak is now bigger than last year's Texas outbreak and is happening as the U.S. is poised to lose its measles elimination status.

Warm air masses in the atmosphere rise upward, causing cooler air from neighboring areas, sometimes from the arctic, to rush in. This is how atmospheric heat powers storms. In other words, global warming causes colder, more intense winter storms. www.scientificamerican.com/article/exxo...

Terrorism is the calculated use of violence or threat of violence to induce fear, intending to coerce governments or societies to achieve political, religious, or ideological goals. It often targets civilians and critical infrastructure to disrupt safety and advance specific agendas.

A free press is not a crime. Authoritarianism always starts by pretending it is.

Don Lemon "ransacked a church". Good and Pretti were "violent domestic terrorists", and somehow Obama joined forces with Cuba, China and Italy to rig the 2020 election. If only they treated actual problems with the gravity and seriousness they do with their lies...

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

There are two kinds of bluesky posts...

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

Missed all the Gen X discourse yesterday, but those of us who are actually in the generation have explained this ad nauseam. We had the ultimate worst bullies and mean kids in our generation growing up, and they were never, EVER checked because adults didn't GAF. Also, Black Gen X is Democratic.

BIG news from @bloomberg.com, which confirms that ICE has gone ahead and *purchased* multiple commercial warehouses with the aim of converting them into mass detention camps. This is likely to be the big detention story of 2026 — literal warehousing of people. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/

What incentive do they have not to keep trying?

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

Man, the news is bleak. Reminder, you don't have to absorb it all. Every single detail and every single headline is bad for you. Step away when you get that feeling, you know the one, and come back when you're ready.

Experience: a bear moved into my house

The Battle of Proxima 3 youtu.be/bE7lZv6LmrM

c’est un kepi c’est les gendarmes McDonald’s, putain!

Comparison of some shelf-stable food brands, plus other tips. youtu.be/gOS_LfDaVEg

SF: City of predators

Dr Glaucomflecken, an actual ophthalmologist, with helpful instructions for dealing with pepper spray to the face. youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...