graphene calculator

After gaining and then subsequently losing a bunch of weight I had no pants that fit me and were like appropriate for going out (I had pajama pants but I don’t necessarily want to leave the house in pants with polar bears printed on them and a crotch flap)

greatest redemption arc of all time lmao. i always hated this fucking sign and i cannot believe that it now brings me joy

the soviet experiment conceived of a new man who was unto himself a sort of factory line, endlessly adaptable, endlessly productive, endlessly tractable to the social will. the american experiment conceives of its new man as a twelve-lane highway packed bumper to bumper, hypoxic and loud and useless

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

the login screen for bluesky with post editing has leaked

dear internet everything: unless I say otherwise I would like to remain signed in for, in fact, the rest of my life

Blue Prince (2025)

i love you grain weevil

why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else

It makes me so angry that baldur’s gate won every single game of the year award in existence, but if it had been an indie game it would not have been allowed on the any storefront or funding platforms.

not the important part but I'd love to know what lingerie that doesn't "emphasize prohibited anatomy" is. A baseball cap that says 'sex!' on it, maybe

Social Media in 2035

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

man it’s a real bad time to know anything about data centers right now lmao

There are so many insane wildly misleading stories coming out about data centers almost every day now that I'm mostly having to give up on commenting on them to focus on actually getting blog posts out, but it feels like a tsunami. This is one of them. Will go into it in a thread below.

why is everyone in the replies arguing with the usage of the word "pedestrian" lmao. they were literally a pedestrian, they were walking on their feet as opposed to in a vehicle or riding a bike or something

You didn't name the horse during that entire trip through the desert? Is this a joke to you

that scream you heard was every single lock-out tag-out guy on the planet screaming at the same time

the tadc theater shit is so funny yall want the Jax Dissociating popcorn bucket

unfortunately I am that rarest of things: a straight furry, so the new Star fox designs do nothing for me. Krystal shall have to sustain me

gonna have this post in my head forever

got tapped for an opinion survey and lmao at these options, lol even. three different flavors of conservative, "moderate", and then ONE ostensibly left leaning option that is called "liberal"

Comic is by Lynda Barry. Here's a version of it with alt text. (Thank you @alex-awoos.bsky.social!)

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Riolu likes his trains

“It’s fake. But sometimes, fake things are real”

john fetterman was radicalized by his stroke because his healthcare was too affordable. where's the incentive to not get a stroke when your healthcare covers it completely?

People keep asking Alan Moore questions about comics he's disowned when they could spend more time asking him questions about things he actually gives a shit about—and get answers as glorious as this.

Hurrgh!

ugh i hate having to play the bad guy when calling a customer support line. like the situation is genuinely unacceptable and 100% their fault but having to be like "no, this is unacceptable and you need to fix this" always makes me uncomfortable because I Don't Like Conflict

rant that seemed to belong here

i've been trying to improve my posture and it's so hard because i instantly revert to a slouch the instant i stop paying attention to my posture and it is also very uncomfortable to force myself to sit up straight

i think the steam deck is an ergonomic nightmare and it is staggering to me that people look at this and go "yeah this looks great for the two hands god gave me to hold"

for what it’s worth, i doxxed way more guys back when i was using twitter. i’m kind of just chilling over here. i doxxed a cop on christmas day on twitter once. got him fired before dinner.

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

Somebody just sent off like an entire fireworks barrage and I genuinely checked to see if trump was dead because I couldn’t think why else they’d have done it lol

This cow that looks like 3 people in a temu cow costume was sold in brazil for 4.9 million dollars

why does everyone follow all these fuckin grift accounts that just post headlines along with big logos or headshots, no links or sources or anything

what in the fucking world

I just drove all the way out to sell wood to see the mature American chestnut tree in Portland only to discover it was. It down on 2021 :(

*checks inventory*

Today I logged into my trash account and was GENUINELY DELIGHTED to learn that they record and post video of every pickup so I was able to confirm my suspicions. I've watched this several times and it keeps making me laugh for some reason (possibly mental illness)

It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now