increasingly feel like every powerful person in the world has some form of early 2000s forum mod psychosis

Pritzker is comfortable telling Illinoisans to put their bodies on the line to keep ICE accountable so he gets Resist Lib points, and yet here’s state patrol shoulder-to-shoulder with federal agents, arresting protesters and tear gassing priests. genuinely disgusting.

He flatlined twice

thinking about the deep semantic gap between "let 'em have it" and "let them have this"

Every now and then I do a recurring meeting in a shirt and then two days later do the meeting again and I’m wearing the same shirt. And I always worry they’re going to think I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days. NO I DID LAUNDRY IN BETWEEN PLEASE BELIEVE ME

hi trill

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

This is some solid information

I've read a couple of history books and I can tell you for sure that rounding up your generals, having a drunk yell at them and call them fat, and then stopping paying them that same day is absolutely how you institute durable personalist rule

if you’re a visual learner i made you some maps of where the people quoted in this article as supporting portland being occupied by troops live

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

the purpose of a puppy is what it dogs

Somehow today I have had a $2000 order of four stem decks placed on my steam account and a fraudulent purchase of 500 bird on my twitch account. What the fuck. How did this happen. I have 2fa turned on both cases and got no suspicious login emails

If there’s one thing that definitely works it’s mandating culture from the top down. And if you don’t believe that, well, I’m ordering you to

não binário não binária

If you want some solace, and this may be copium, it does appear this shit bombed.

academy award contending tiktok

a spider can fly on a current of air

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

chat is it good when floors do this

i have just learned you can add ^ to the end of a git hash to get the commit prior to that hash. wgat the fuck. this changes everything (makes my life more convenient)

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

lmao I have a friend over and my fucking FLOOR BROKE under him so now I have to whole in my floor. I’ve always had a broken floorboard there but I’d simply learned to not step on it

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

The medbed thing is funny but maybe it’s bad that the press has no interest in evaluating whether the president has functioning reality-testing

Dudes rock

SILKSONG BEATEN VERDICT: game good. it seemed like there was kind of a big difficulty spike right at the very end but the game was overall very good

Somebody out there in the #BayArea #SF #SanFrancisco is looking for a bonded pair, brother and sister kittens. These two are exactly them!

all this is going to do is make me and all of us more rabidly portland partisan. sorry i know it's annoying we'll tone it down when the feds leave. but in the meantime PORTLAND FUCKING OREGON

ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

hey boss, sorry i came in late today. darkness took me, and i strayed out of thought and time and i wandered far on roads that i will not tell

miles beneath the earth, miles and miles, they keep finding things that live like you and me. slow hot life, static as a picture for as long as men live & bursting in dance glee at the alpha decay of a single radon atom like a high tundra summer. surface of the earth as empty as space to all that

this is just fucking insane. i feel like i'm hallucinating reading this. we just finished getting hot cocoa and blackberry thyme coffeecake and now we're taking the babies to an ancient forest to watch the old people doing tai chi. this could not be a calmer happier city

hey boss, sorry i came in late today. darkness took me, and i strayed out of thought and time and i wandered far on roads that i will not tell

Lammy Blows It

any explanation for this is funny

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

lmao. pretty good bit honestly

fired from supergiant games after i said hades nutz approximately 5000 times on my first day

unsurprising but it's good to have confirmation

I’ll take it

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

aww chin up super powerful fellas youll get ur leftist lone wolf someday who believes in people power and unilaterally throws it all away on a misanthropic impulse