being a hater is important. or rather, if you are a hater by nature it's better to not deny it. we need ecumenical haters, haters with a willingness to keep open minds, haters who can explain why they like something just as assiduously. That way when they say "this is dog shit" it has real power

not getting shot in the face by a government thug after dropping your kid off at a school is a kitchen table issue, probably the most talked about issue at kitchen tables right now honestly

tom homan is a BITCH

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

What a catastrophe.

There are so many people making a fortune on being insufferably stupid and I really feel like I'm missing out on a golden opportunity.

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

America is 4 corporations in a trench coat, and it has never been more clear.

hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries

I further put forward that we be allowed to be a little bit rude about it. look what the obsession with civility has gotten us. if a person is being hateful or saying something untrue, you should be allowed to get a little bitchy if you need to!

me and my friends would've bludgeoned elf on a shelf with hammers i can tell you that much

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to kick him right in the balls

it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse

Threads is feeling more and more like OG Twitter but this morning my mentions are full of mainstream Dems insisting we could have won in TN if we just ran ANOTHER moderate and I just……….

zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry

Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6

I was definitely born in the right generation because I love openly bringing 3 different types of weed to Thanksgiving dinner

But let’s spend more time talking about how lonely men are!!!!

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

Look, my father was a loud sneezer. And his father before him. I come from a long line of loud sneezers. It’s not much, but it’s honest work. (We get paid for how loud our sneezes are.)

Anytime clothes are incredibly cheap, someone is getting screwed on the other end. In this case, making $15 cents on a $10 top you’ll throw out within a year.

Americans are terrified of death, and therefore end up sticking their entire foot in their mouth when someone dies. Talking about cultural traditions surrounding death - or the lack of them - on substack today. open.substack.com/pub/megmonk/...

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

I’ve never publicly discussed the year I was widowed and left the LDS church because it’s all very personal, but I’m finally ready to begin telling my story. open.substack.com/pub/megmonk/...

A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.

The most corrupt administration in American history.

getting dave portnoy out of new york is one of the most compelling arguments in favor of zohran

Do you guys think my dentist knows that Dick Cheney is dead or should I tell him while he has his hands in my mouth

He just like me fr fr

Call me a stupid socialist but I actually don’t care if “none of them are paying for it.” Food is a human right. You will never catch me telling someone they deserve to starve.

If you can, give to your local food bank or one in an area that will be particularly hard hit.

It has been said before, but it bears repeating: the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Trump who are bleeding this country dry.

For this coming Halloween season please remember that if you find any drugs in your children's candy to bring them to me immediately for proper disposal. Also, same thing if you find any money in there

I lived with my dad when I was very young and he didn’t apply for food stamps or free school lunches, though we qualified. So, I went hungry. It was awful. I begged neighbors for saltine crackers. I can say it was the worst time of my life. Children shouldn’t go hungry. Restore SNAP benefits.

No image has ever spoken so succinctly about the current situation in the US.

White grievance has and will always hold this country back.

so what you are gonna do is head down to your local library and get you a library card (if you don’t already have one). then you are gonna download these three apps and enjoy yourself a huge range of free movies, ebooks, graphic novels, tv shows, and documentaries. for free.

Why don't we ban white men from buying guns until this epidemic of terrorism has ended?

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Still my favorite Alex Jones story

Manny Jacinto posted this bc he knows how sad and anxious we all are

Weed hasn't gotten too strong, you've gotten too weak

"The rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check" people sure are suddenly very concerned with live TV being factually accurate

this moment is so deeply fucking infuriating to live through

they should invent logging on that is good for you