losing my shins to violent car ejaculation

Casual fits Girlfriends!! 😊💗

Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

This is...incredible?????

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

Youth pastor voice: You know who else was in their thirties and uncomfortable on a post

I can't believe a full batch of indies moved their release dates a few weeks to get away from Silksong only to end up right on top of Hades 2

All the new otter comics all together. I wanted to give you all a huge THANK YOU—through your engagement and print sales we raised 10k for The Marine Mammal Center. 💙🌊

Wet Drive Input

The cafe has added not just pistachio croissants, but pistachio mousse and pistachio cheesecake, as well as hazelnut pralines, nutella cheesecake, pumplin mousse, pumpkin cheesecake and pumpkin muffins (mouth full of treats) iff’s a blooffbaff ouff hereff

People always hope authoritarianism will breed some sort of great art but it turns out that everyone is sad and tired all the time and the most we got is the worst collection of stand up comedians in our nations history

Every pundit article: BLUESKY IS A HOTBED OF RADICALIZATION Majority of posts in my feed: Check out this cool bug/bird/random historical personage I found! Small but vivid minority of posts: Do you think Gritty and Alf are in a polycule or nah?

Micro G quarter at the heart of onielle cylinder

this is a bullshit comparison unless there's a coffin that makes you male but you can't tell because almost nobody who plays these games can sex a bug

this is still the single greatest intro ever made for an animated series, an absolute masterpiece on every level

Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

If you send me a bug report on a game I’ve made because you’re using this device, I will make it my personal mission to hunt you down and ensure you cannot inflict your corruption on anyone else

The Royal Pardon, a collab I did in 2020 with the extremely skilled and ever-delightful @8pxl.bsky.social One of the most complicated animations I personally worked on #pixelart

please stop advertising to me forever

CYBERGIRLFRIENDS

*crab-walked

Untitled Trigun fancomic. Post-Maximum, Vash/Wolfwood, grief, mission fic. Plenty of insurance girls and a couple randos. Pages 1-3/? Been working on this #trigun #trimax #trigunmaximum fancomic (do hashtags even work here?) Probably going to be 40-50 pages. in the end.

They were so obsequious, maybe they know something.

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

WOMEN IN STEM

Increase the band King Kongz

Not everybody needs to be a strawberry. There’s room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by people around the holidays because they grew up with you. I know you can. You can be fun when mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog.

for thousands of years people have worn like. a big shirt or skirt or dress or something. and we gave all that up for some reason. for denim jeans

the thing about the medieval tunic is that objectively that is the most comfortable thing to wear. the most comfortable thing to wear is a Big shirt and underpants and nothing else. modernity is a scam we never should've invented structured clothing

I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.

The cat when I'm in the bathtub.

Some of the bosses in Vagrant Story (PS1)

i lied there is no sex i need you to squeeze me until my back makes the same noise breaking in pool sounds like

Not only is this true, but nothing improves your art faster than being some kind of pervert

Im very happy this is coming out but I also think it would be very funny if after all this trouble it turned out to be bad

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally

News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”

Jules Verne legit wildly underrated as a namer of characters, Phineas Fogg is just an all time Victorian protagonist name

"And this is good old Boston The home of the bean and the cod, Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, And the Cabots talk only to God."

Normalize telling your friends they're achingly beautiful

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge