Was literally composing a reply to this when a man who hasn't been to therapy texted me 💀 No, I don't want your issues No, I've done the work on mine and No, I don't wanna solve your problems No, buddy you're really not fiiiiiine

Where the hell could we even GO then???

I want to make a cover of “No Scrubs” pointed at men who have not gone to therapy.

My back has been a hot mess for two weeks. I mentioned it my mom and she suggested maybe I was spending too much time on the couch. 😑

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

God, just be NICE to them

WHAT pushback??? I — wait. … .. . I bet he got that from a chatbot.

What grudges! Inspiring.

Today in rural life adventures, I got more bodily fluids on me than I care to discuss, and none of them were the fun ways.

If Dariel disappeared, half the warlocks in Boston would be on the case. Sometimes it pays to be the sweet himbo.

Ah yes, the leg lamp, still popular after all these centuries

Surely just gals being pals, right?

Introduce yourself with 10 musical acts you’ve seen live: Mother Mother They Might be Giants Cavetown Crane Wives NIN Old 97s Stomp Billy Joel Elton John The Eagles

What in the HELL is that last picture telling me not to do with this new kettle? Don’t do “here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, see all the people” on the kettle?

People would have to feel safe coming here first.

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

What a stupid title to have occurred to me in the early hours: “All Checks Bounce in Zero G”

Hey So Moana’s grandmother transformed into a giant ray, and her presence encouraged Moana to find her inner compass, with sayings like “And the call isn’t out there at all it’s inside me!” So does that make Grandma … .. . a mantra ray?

My Neolithic resumé would say “Can spin yarn, cook, and draw. Triple threat.” What triple-threat would be on yours?

Go tell ‘em what you think, guys.

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

delete the internet, we have peaked

The kids are alright.

MAGA is full of people who murder their parents and throw themselves on the mercy of the court because they're orphans.

Honestly, turning into a beaver sounds amazing, did they give the recipe?

Red, orange yellow, green, blue, purple. It’s a spectrum. 😏

GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE! The late snow did not kill all my apple tree’s blooms! I know, I was worried too! We can relax now.

In related news, the flowers are beginning to appear up here in high-elevation-Colorado! Creeping mahonia, larkspur, and pasqueflower, enjoying the snowmelt coming down St. Vrain Creek!

Something to smile about 😊

WHERE IS THE MOVIE OF THIS MAN

Rawbraining it

Hell, I’ve gotten to do it in IT.

it's fucking terrifying watching everyone lose their minds and when you don't also lose your mind the people losing their minds tell you're going to fall behind. losing your mind is not inevitable. we need to crowdsource a virus that destroys this iteration of AI.

(Slams open the door) LISTEN! Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary + Simon from Iron Lung have great big Stucky parallels. No wonder people are putting it together, even though they are in DIFFERENT MOVIES. @stuckyparty.bsky.social @virginiam.bsky.social @brawlite.badvibes.party AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Yeah she might have to LIKE YOU

My daughter's pithy summation: "Covid reminded people they lived in a society; and they hated it."

MY SON GOT AN A IN HIS OPERATING SYSTEMS DESIGN CLASS AT UT AUSTIN!! So friggin proud of this kid, he’s amazing!

Hey @mismatched.bsky.social and @ceciliatan.com ! My tastes have been changing. I am more sensitive to tannins and general bitterness than I used to be. I need new tea sources! (Oh nooooo, what a terrible fate, to have to try new teeeeeaaa )

I predict the next maddening thing in attempting to use our phones will be that companies will be given the power to control your notifications. Some will turn on everything and give you the option of paying them to give you back control.

Ashlyn is telling another young person the story of the radium girls with great venom towards corporations. Good girl.

I found a package of jumbo blueberries at the store, came home, and turned into this raccoon. Warning: loud eating noises. youtu.be/L6pq3HHmHsE?...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

OMG THIS IS SUCH A BANGER music.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xyr...

I once heatedly informed a loathsome coworker in IT that my degrees in art and religion made me a professional at detecting bullshit.

Received a direct, handwritten memo from my neurotransmitters this morning, informing me we are woefully short of oxytocin, and while they had my attention, dopamine is low as well. Where’d they get the paper?

We got something like 2 feet of snow the past couple of days. What the hell, Colorado

I want as many people as possible to encounter this part of the thread devoid of all context

THEY NAMED IT PALANTIR OF COURSE THE EVIL ONES LIKE IT

finally, perspective grid knowledge will be useful irl