I’m already married irl but I keep saying he’s husband material

A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will

Other writers/creatives on the TL: Do you sometimes feel dread with your projects? I’m at the point where a sharp plot twist is going to happen, it’s going to be ugly, and every time I open the manuscript I’m emotionally IN THAT PLACE where my character is, but I need to write it. Help???

i wanted to make a ffxiv version of that one post

Playing Balatro to try and align with my inner Mackenzie

A wonderful reminder for those writers out there (especially if you're on AO3). I'm trying not to be down about my view count and kudos. This helped.

Autism does not need to be cured! It's the rest of society that needs to be more accommodating!! Neurodivergence and disabilities cause suffering only because we have so little understanding or support. Treating it as something "broken" or "wrong" only enforces that, please just help people instead.

I write and draw smut. I’m working on original things too! More to come on that. archiveofourown.org/users/ScrapS...

Ascended Astarion forcing orgasm after orgasm from you just for fun. You beg him to stop, sobbing, telling him you can’t take anymore. He says, “Of course you can, darling. Your body belongs to me, now, as well as your pleasure. Now be a good pet and come for your master again. Do it, now!”

Canon

Fanfic writers are so amazing like what do you mean there are people out there writing about my favorite ships kissing for free

Writing freak ass fanfiction and making freaky fanart is literally fighting censorship and therefore anti fascist, I believe in u 💕

Spank! That! Wizard!

Astariana sketch (high key looking like @planetcoma.bsky.social ‘s art 😍)

When I think of Werewolf Gale (mentioned by @whirlinginroses.bsky.social ) this is what pops into my head: He’ll read you classic literature AND put his knot in you 🥰

Thinking about werewolf Gale as a concept and it’s very hot actually 👀

My favorite Astarion is the contrary, horny, toxic, traumatized old man who is doing what he considers to be his best

Damn I’m kinda proud of the BG3 fandom, like…look at us?? We started out doing fics or art and we’re doing so much more @cardigancarm.bsky.social building community @brabblesban.bsky.social learning 3d animation @obsessedwhyyes.bsky.social doing digital photography Who are y’all proud of?

Thinking of a plot twist that’s going to throw the entire middle out of Long Way Down and make it way more angsty

Literally the reason why my health’s a wreck hahahahaha I need to get out of working in healthcare 🥲

Watching The Grand Tour for research of an original thing I’m cooking, and Astarion driving a Jaaaaaaag couldn’t be more correct, seeing some random classical painting in the boot Maybe not that model, either the 420G or the 2025 F-Type

Had a dream that someone drew Gale in a sonic OC style making out with their sonic style OC and my brain decided that was enough sleep for the night

Gale “Irritable Bowel Syndrome” Dekarios #bg3 #galeofwaterdeep #galedekarios #bg3shitpost

Opinion that always gets me skewered on the internet: Astarion isn’t a good person. He’s charming, he can show affection to his love interest, but starting out he’s a traumatized evil chaos gremlin, who maybe becomes more of less evil, but he’s still not considered good.

Canon

Astarion making you gag on his cock, cooing to you what a good pet you are while gently stroking your hair with his manicured claws #scrapyap

Thinking that @pursuitseternal.bsky.social might be on to something with Gale and gloves 🥵🫠

Waking up in the middle of the night and feeling Astarion rutting against your thigh, panting against the place on your neck he just fed from. He looks startled you’re awake at first, but then you wrap your arms around him, murmuring in a half moan “It’s okay, take what you need.” #scrapyap

Phew, this is possibly the most nervewracking thing I've done on Bluesky, but here we go... VP COMMISSIONS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN 🎉 ko-fi.com/obsessedwhyy... Thank you so much to everyone for such a positive response to the interest check!! You're all wonderful ❤️ #bg3 #bg3vp #tav #durge #bg3tav

My dudes I really need to draw day shift Nurse Wyll giving report to night shift Nurse Astarion who came in with the iced coffee that made him late And then 12 hours later before shift change in the supply closet 🫣🫣🫣

For my contribution to #WyllWeek, I redid the edit I did way back when I first met @paladinfeora.bsky.social It was a goofy shitpost of Wyll Ravengard as a Raven Guard Space Marine from Warhammer40k, and now that the Raven Guard actually have cosmetics, I wanted to redo the edit.

Alright everyone, Scraps is job hunting AGAIN Send me some good energy so I can land something that works for my neurodiversity and helps me write better faster!!!

You’re petitioning Gale, the God of Ambition for a boon. What do you bring as an offering? I’d probably give him a well loved, in good condition first edition Better Homes and Gardens cookbook with notes on the margins on how to improve the recipe

You’re petitioning Gale, the God of Ambition for a boon. What do you bring as an offering? I’d probably give him a well loved, in good condition first edition Better Homes and Gardens cookbook with notes on the margins on how to improve the recipe

For all my moots who question their relevance vs the robot

Giveaway time! 👀 I want to thank everyone for 100 followers and the continued support, so I'm giving away a pin-up illustration of your OC! 🥳 To enter: Must be 18+ Must be following Like & repost Good luck! 💕

At last, an Astarion painting! I have long wanted to depict our favorite pale elf, and finally he spoke to me and brought this painting forward. And what a blast it was. #astarion #baldursgate3 #bg3

I’m spiritual and witchy but in a practical way? I love to get outside and feel divinely connected in nature. I don’t always want to fuck with going hiking so gardening has been good. My bread rolls are so damn tasty, and I sew. Mostly clothes these days instead of cosplay.

This is so canon it hurts (affectionate)

Context: me and hubs discussing how the BG3 companions would fare in Middle Earth Husband: Elrond wouldn’t put up with Astarion’s shit Me: Neither would Galadriel…I don’t know where he would fit in… Me and husband both at the same time: MIRKWOOD

Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.

I want to yap so badly about the original things I want to write 😭

For real though, I clock out of my day job and I’m revealed to be three raccoons in a trench coat

Crying in the club (aka my home office) at 11:03 pm on a weeknight because I figured out how I was gonna tie some shit together in my Isekai fic and I cannot stop sobbing WRITING IS FUCKING CRAZY

New degen fic from Scraps alert! Ascended Astarion / Tav/Fem OC, minor AA/Shadow Druid Halsin (I apologize for picking on Halsin, but you know his horny ass would try something and find out) A Throne of Blood and Bone: archiveofourown.org/works/69395531

New degen fic from Scraps alert! Ascended Astarion / Tav/Fem OC, minor AA/Shadow Druid Halsin (I apologize for picking on Halsin, but you know his horny ass would try something and find out) A Throne of Blood and Bone: archiveofourown.org/works/69395531

I still have a fever, so I’m imagining how lovely it would be to sit in Gale’s library, a storm raging outside his dockside tower view while he serves you home made pastries and tea, teaching you how to play chess with a fire crackling in the background.

✨ hello did u know that other artists are not your competition and when we lift each other up and support one another and share one another’s voices we are creating a sustainable community rather than attempting to exist in a void ✨

Wow can you imagine getting a bloody nose during sex and Astarion sealing his mouth around it and sucking at it like it was your nipple? Just me?

kneel. #bg3 #Astarion #baldursgate3