This is absolute fire.

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

Seriously one of the best museums in existence

18,006 FANS. The PWHL has set another U.S. attendance record for women’s hockey, this time at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night between the Seattle Torrent and New York Sirens.

Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes. HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah because I tried Mastodon in good faith and it was the social media experience of eating bran flakes while being glowered at by an angry German

The people demand Γuigi

Oh dear. Oh my.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

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Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

The greatest lie the 80s told young computer users is that programming would be as magical an experience as the programming textbooks of the 80s promised.

"Today’s youth don’t know what it’s like to stare at the keyboard for hours, picturing which combination of symbols would make a flirty face that’s not too flirty." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...

Our website is now available for viewing in dark mode. Welcome to the 21st century, us! buff.ly/GIM7FMM

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

RollerCoaster Tycoon (1999)

I think I may have cracked it

Fitzcarraldo (1982)

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

“Marian (version)” The Sisters of Mercy — First and Last and Always (1988)

Beyond excited to talk about Apollo DSKYs and modern web applications this June!

Finally watching Master & Commander (2003) and I can’t believe his ship didn’t even have a Russell Crowe’s nest

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

they should have power play in football

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

Books, For Men™ are often about shipwrecks.

@billamend.bsky.social Not really relevant to anything but FoxTrot was by far my favorite comic growing up. I'd always get the books and have to ration reading them out because I knew there wasn't an unlimited supply. Anyway it's cool that you're here

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This is blackout poetry to me

I can say goodbye to Star Trek because Star Trek raised me: aftermath.site/star-trek-skyd...

Not many people know this but flossing is optional the night after you get your teeth cleaned at the dentist

Domino's Gum (1988-circa 1992): Round slabs of bubblegum, shaped like pizza pies, complete with "slices" that could be torn off and chewed individually. Came in a mini version of a Domino's pizza box, complete with a coupon on the back that could be redeemed for one free topping on a large pizza!

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

Could not agree more.

AI is marketed to people who can't get their way out of a jam in an '80s sitcom

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

19th century British farmers were not fucking around.

“I Believe In You” Talk Talk — Spirit Of Eden (2006)

one fictional character who would have been a terrific poster, just hell on wheels on this website? pippi longstocking

The perfect travel camera with a single lens may just be the Canon RP with their 35mm ƒ/1.8 lens. Superb handling, great images, and just a joy to use.

I only encountered this for the first time (by way of another piece that draws on it) quite recently, and I think about it all the time.

A poem for Christmas (and for all seasons)

I remember I was hanging out with my buddy Pete, he was a chef and ran this phenomenal little French joint in Philly, we were sitting in silence for a couple minutes on his porch and he took a drag of his cigarette and said "you ever just think about burgers I'm thinking about burgers right now"

there's two kind of people in the world: the people who see the Battery Daddy and think it's a useless, possibly even joke-gift type product and people like me who instantly recognize it as one of the best things I've ever purchased: amzn.to/4ja84eH