How can anyone concentrate today when there’s new Boards of Canada to listen to

I really enjoy how Red Bull commercials have remained consistently uncanny and nightmarish throughout my entire life. A beautiful constant. A stalwart beacon of eternity in a dark ocean of impermanence.

What a man. A dragon-man.

This is how you get planets named Hoth. Which turn out to be extremely coolth.

It's the weekend, baby

What is his talk about? What does Costco have to do with it? And does he prefer red or green chile? All these important questions are answered in our first speaker interview with @nykida.net

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Aurora and Cephalus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1810, 📸 by Jesse D. Garrabrant

my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas

Why did they call it Bluesky and not…

Start to finishline this is an incredible addition to the @mcsweeneys.net list pantheon.

Just pushed play on a documentary about the Vietnam war and got a message that said “Something went wrong.” It’s a very short documentary.

IT'S HAPPENING pitchfork.com/news/boards-...

Air to Ground Message: DO YOU HAVE THE SCORE OF THE FLYERS VS PENGUINS .... Area: Raleigh, NC, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #ab89c8c83f3 F: #fdc9585539e

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

One of the funnier things you can do in life is eschew some expensive thing that your peers think is required for your cohort. If you do it even as a bit, you can not only save a lot of money but drive people insane.

This is absolute fire.

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

Seriously one of the best museums in existence

18,006 FANS. The PWHL has set another U.S. attendance record for women’s hockey, this time at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night between the Seattle Torrent and New York Sirens.

Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes. HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah because I tried Mastodon in good faith and it was the social media experience of eating bran flakes while being glowered at by an angry German

The people demand Γuigi

Oh dear. Oh my.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

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Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

The greatest lie the 80s told young computer users is that programming would be as magical an experience as the programming textbooks of the 80s promised.

"Today’s youth don’t know what it’s like to stare at the keyboard for hours, picturing which combination of symbols would make a flirty face that’s not too flirty." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...

Our website is now available for viewing in dark mode. Welcome to the 21st century, us! buff.ly/GIM7FMM

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

RollerCoaster Tycoon (1999)

I think I may have cracked it

Fitzcarraldo (1982)

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

“Marian (version)” The Sisters of Mercy — First and Last and Always (1988)

Beyond excited to talk about Apollo DSKYs and modern web applications this June!

Finally watching Master & Commander (2003) and I can’t believe his ship didn’t even have a Russell Crowe’s nest

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

they should have power play in football

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

Books, For Men™ are often about shipwrecks.

@billamend.bsky.social Not really relevant to anything but FoxTrot was by far my favorite comic growing up. I'd always get the books and have to ration reading them out because I knew there wasn't an unlimited supply. Anyway it's cool that you're here

WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏

This is blackout poetry to me

I can say goodbye to Star Trek because Star Trek raised me: aftermath.site/star-trek-skyd...