Appreciating how people are picking up on the darkness in this one. Brightens my black heart, just a tad.

Happy Thanksgiving! Laugh so you don't cry!

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-... Great piece today at McSweeney’s. Remind me: Skewering Bezos has always been cool 👌

"Feel hopeful in knowing that after strip-mining the only habitable world we have, the billionaires may build themselves a second one somewhere colder, lonelier, and even easier to keep away from the rest of us."

Won’t anyone think of the children? Great piece. Quick turnaround. The @mcsweeneys.net ”timely” submission box is busier than ever these days!

Such a fun one to write and continually, shamelessly self-promote all week long.

A late night fever dream turns into a loud commentary on this week's media-related news. Plus, who doesn't love The Muppets?

Semi-regular reminder that much of the work we do is reader-supported. We're able to pay our contributors and keep our humor site ad-free thanks to the folks who support us through our Patreon. As little as $3 a month goes a long way to supporting us.

Aw shucks. At least the end of days will boost my fragile ego.

Risky move for this liberal-minded writer, but it had to be done.

It’s time to make the donuts, America.

Really enjoyed getting back in touch with junior-year English me for this one.

With apologies to my junior year English teacher. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ern...

Consistently one of the funnest @mcsweeneys.net writers over past couple years. Distinctive, side-splitting style.

"Teeth-whitening strips were on sale at Costco, so I went ahead and ordered you five boxes."

Shameless self-promotion. Not really zen, but that fleeting dopamine rush is so much better than healthcare

Picture yourself. Standing in a cemetery. Doubling down on telling people that dying early from preventable causes is all part of God's great plan. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

I emerge from the cold Bluesky depths to post a shameless plug.

Roasted. #coffee #cartoons #humor

Puns are out of this world. #cartoons #humor #science #space

Many, many years ago now. But this was one of the first books to “unlock” creative writing for me. Plus, I’ve always loved @stephenking.bsky.social short stories.

An oldie (from the first time around) #humor #satire #cartoons

Dedication to the bit #cartoons #humor

The Absurdity of Animals

“Finding the perfect tree”

New car smell all over me on this app. And since intros seem to be a thing: writer, cartoonist (really!), relatively fun. That’s me, essentially.