This war could’ve been an email

Due to a worsening economic outlook, renowned Winnie the Pooh author AA Milne has been downgraded to BBB+ Milne

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trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

evaluating a thesis, I keep seeing this surname “Prato,” & I have this horrific feeling, as a desi and a punjabi, of addressing my breakfast parathas as if they were distinguished colleagues

Great to see them putting women right at the front of sport …

They believe they are the only authentic Americans. Everyone else is visiting. So when anyone else tries to limit their power, they react as if a foreign entity were stealing their sovereignty. It's stupid and evil and often illegal -- and far FAR too many liberals choose to play along with it.

*Eminem voice*

Trump: WE HAVE DEAL! Markets: HOORAY!! Iran: We don't. Trump: THE STRAIT IS OPEN FOR ALL!! Markets: ALL RIGHT, LFG!! Iran: It is not. Trump: WE'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT WITH IRAN!! Markets: OH MY GOD AWESOME!! Iran: The fuck is wrong with you?

I notice the Fake News Media refuse to report on Trump’s plan to settle all future geopolitical disputes through the power of dance

The Senate’s final vote on repealing the ban on mining near the Boundary Waters has been scheduled for Thursday morning. Sen. Tina Smith is expected to continue speaking then.

So proud of Senator Tina Smith who is holding the Senate Floor right NOW to protect the Boundary Waters. Watch here www.youtube.com/live/omq2Jyg...

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

just heard the archbishop of Miami take a swing at secular Calvinists on the bbc hot medieval summer continues apace

Attempting to bring this energy to my day

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

Hall of fame FT correction

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Do yourself a favor and drop everything to read this essay.

Sometimes the sink has to be moved, and there’s no way to do it but to try. www.the-reframe.com/the-unmovabl...

Well, it's that time again, folks. Go read this. Again.

Gave this the soundtrack it deserves. Kubrick was onto something when he picked the Blue Danube as the Theme of Objects Floating In Space. Call me, Nutella

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

April fools only works when reality isn't this stupid.

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

I just wanted to come by w my kid to show him what’s up and instead I’m trying to explain what “if it’s brown, flush it down” means in the context of 1930s Germany and 2020s America and why it’s a sign at a march

1/ It's not just that unilaterally paying TSA agents is illegal. It's that Trump has now repeatedly undermined the core of the congressional power of the purse. He's not spending money that has been appropriated by law (impoundments) and he's spending money that has not been appropriated.

This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.

This is an exciting new constitutional development.

Passed a large house of worship called “SUBSTANCE CHURCH.” And I have questions. Most of them are about their position on the council of Nicaea.

no one: absolutely no one: Martin Buber:

mill's dedication: this is a jointly authored work a century & a half of male editors: mill exaggerated out of a sentimental fondness for his wife mill's letters: no, really, most of "my" work was partly by her, i really could not be clearer on this

The Statue Lives Matter guys are back in force and in government for America's 250th and it's never been clearer that by "history" they mean "Mel Gibson movies" and "that book about how George Washington was a really cool dude that I got out of the children's section of the library"

“Brilliant new take” is really underselling his piece. Just read it.

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

Gonna be honest, I’m somewhat sad Iran couldn’t find a totally different and unrelated Ayatollah whose name was also extremely close to the prior guys

So you’re saying the war may end up having unforeseen consequences?

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

“My little girl was completely burned,” he said. “There was nothing left of her. We could only identify her from her school bag, which she was still holding. She was completely burned.”

Did.. Did the Music Factory go out of business?