These utter assholes have no idea how to do fascist creep. The more repulsed we are the more they panic and accelerate into an open fascist gallop. They are trying their damnedest to jolt people to action, and it might work. Just not in the way they are expecting

“these are crystal funko pops” true “I would never pay these obscene prices” good call they’re ridiculous “they were so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stopped to think if they should” correct “I would never own one of these if someone gave it to me” don’t lie

based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit

Not to sound like a guy who wants things but I think I would be good at being on Lateral with Tom Scott and I also think I could come up with some good questions to ask Hank Green

if these people had to provide three citations each time they referred to the behaviors of the left, journalism would be over. There would be no more journalism

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

the feeling of going into a jewelry store and asking for shrek was unrivaled

i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

oh I LOVE all this energy!

WATCH: Massive fire erupts at one of Cuba’s largest oil refineries, Ñico López in Havana, amid severe fuel shortages and the U.S. embargo; cause remains unknown.

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

MAGA is a cult of personality who worship celebrity and ostentatious wealth and all its vulgar trappings. Every Trump appointee is living out a jet-setter fantasy, traveling around the world on private jets with a retinue of bodyguards and valets carrying their shopping bags.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

The Border Patrol agents lied. They always lie. And they lie to destroy other people's lives for fun. www.huffpost.com/entry/border...

I mean it’s probably sex but it’s also possible that the Swedish national team is really into balloon animals

[asphyxiating on toxic atmosphere as the last tree on earth drops its final leaf] save me Dow Jones

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

There are so many fucked up things with the current administration that it's hard to focus on one but this recent move is basically a death sentence for the planet. I've been involved with more boots on the ground actions over the years than I can count and this really bums me out.

Contrast of Forms, by Fernand Léger, 1913, (rotated) 📸 by Mike Segar

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Adrian Chiles you magnificent bastard you’ve done it again

They never topped this one for me: clickhole.com/5-times-the-...

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This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.

who the fuck does youtube think i am

In general a lot of moderate liberals find it very annoying that leftists, radical liberals, and libertarians all end up at open borders, missing the "obvious" middle ground position, but the thing is that if you examine the issue at all, borders are pretty damn hard to actually justify

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Had the honor to help out with the trailer for this! I was a Clairen and a Kragg.

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

Building a bridge changed the way I look at the world forever.

Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning

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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

One dangerous thing in this moment of Democrats focusing on fake "reforms" for ICE is that many news outlets, pundits, politicians, cops, and the for-profit policing industry are using this moment to downplay or erase the rampant lawlessness, surveillance, and brutality of contemporary policing.

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way. The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’