Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

This Monday, Conservative MP Rachel Thomas called for support of free speech - even offensive speech - in relation to Charlie Kirk's assassination. Today, the Liberal government announced the Irish group Kneecap is banned from performing in Canada. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

it's a great fucking day

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

additional list of great suggestions, many of these i will also be supporting soon

really grim when you consider google still worked in 2008

Obama brought us to this place in 2011, and then he handed off the keys to our terrifying drone bombing infrastructure to Trump en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anwar_a...

Me, smirking at my wife as she hands me the divorce papers:

Time for this thread again

New copypasta just dropped.

hey guys check this out

Somehow, despite all the evidence, I preserved a mild hope that at least some of Carney's "nation building" corporate handouts would prop up a bit of genuine green energy. But NOPE! All the concretely greenlit projects are extraction and environmental destruction. Cool! www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/news...

my first political memories are protesting with one of my aunts against the invasion of Iraq before i was even a teenager. we both got the shit beaten out of us by cops. she tried her best to protect me but, you know, pigs love to harm people. acab.

Moon: [punches me in the face] Me: "Ow! Shit! Not again." Pizza Pie: [eyeing me menacingly]

It's funny how many users joined this site because of its unearned reputation as a place that doesn't coddle fascists, and since then Jay's been out here screaming, "No! Don't believe what you hear! We coddle fascists! We coddle them so much!"

Hey just logged on -- hope I didn't miss too much news. Anyway, I've decided now is the time to announce my new career: being unrepentantly evil and daring people to do something about it!

Curious how long the A.I. industry's going to be propped up purely because it's beloved by austerity governments and every boss who hates their workers.

Trump has violated decorum by renaming the Pentagon to the "Department of War." Democrats must restore civility and rename it to the "Department of PEACE."

The Trump announcement is running late because he died and the body double they picked to replace him is having makeup problems.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Gary Gary

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

Hummingbirds are the Canadian Geese of the King Cobras.

Amy Klobuchar: "...So that's basically how it went down, Democrat Joe Rogan. It was a shitfuck of a week, I didn't have the spoons, so I threw my phone at a staffer." Democrat Joe Rogan: "Woah that's crazy...hey have you ever tried means testing?"

Holy shit it's true! This just now from @cnn.com!

such a classic scene

it is an unassailable truth that burning the flag looks cool and no executive order can ever change that

No one is named Rhonda. If your name is Rhonda, no it isn't. You don't exist.

final girls but with muppets: thread

who up eating grapes

(guy who just remembered recency bias) that's probably recency bias

Unlike the other debate cowards who go on Jubilee surrounded, I will be debating 20 fully armed gun-shooters who want to shoot me with a gun. My first claim is: "Don't shoot me with a gun."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! is right

People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.

Weird mix of damage control and hype. He's like: "Sure, there's an A.I. bubble, just like there was a dot com bubble. So, like, *shrugs* I guess that means A.I. is just as huge as the internet. But hey, let's be realistic about this life-changing miracle. Also, please don't invest in my competitors"

Extremely funny that Canada's new prime minister appointed a "minister of A.I." and is dumping at least 2 billion dollars into corporate handouts for this bullshit industry.

the lawn is the beard of the house

just over here waiting for the other shoe to explode

flaming moe's

I've put together a team whose combined abilities can accomplish absolutely nothing

I've put together a team whose combined abilities can accomplish absolutely nothing

Lebanon and Syria are both recognized States and you all let Israel bomb them. SANCTIONS NOW!

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

Man who sells bags of rocks for a living: "Really what we're looking at here is a future where status will be measured by how many rocks you are carrying at any given moment"