A one-off where they bring back Dalton and Brosnan as retired spies who both think they're Bond, believe they've been secretly contacted by M via coded messages in social media and told to infiltrate SPECTRE, and are convinced that the other is Largo in disguise. SPY VS. SPY meets GRUMPY OLD MEN.

Had Jerry Lee Louis held on just a few more years he could have lived to see himself revenged. www.jsonline.com/story/money/...

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Couldn’t President AOC use this sue-then-settle strategy to create a dedicated fund to pay off everyone’s student loans? abcnews.com/US/trump-poi...

Thanks to @the-downballot.com Discord I now have this picture of Warren Zevon at the 2000 Democratic National Convention

It’s common for serial murderers to target groups of people they think won’t be missed by anyone with influence

actually honored that eagles week included the 'here come the pretzels' bit

not that Xi's actually read it, either, but still...

I knew something was up with that guy

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

The Horniman Natural History Gallery features this stunning walrus. It was transported to England, purchased in 1886. There, the taxidermists, having never seen one in the wild, stuffed it until the wrinkles smoothed out. This is a fully inflated walrus, my friends. MAXIMUM WALRUS. (📷: Tom Natt)

the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace

What if every time he takes a cognitive test they also make him do the Gom Jabbar?

The Velvet Underground of Poasting

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

I understand, and do not doubt, that it’s a great school but do each of the students really eat a whole ham hock a day?

i think the Republicans are going to live to regret mostly redistricting out the very elderly black centrists who were most skeptical of the procedural radicalism which would have diminished their structural power.

They said it couldn’t be done but Trump got gas above $4 even at a Costco in Missouri.

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

Today’s bullish economic indicator: I’m currently getting terrible service in a Red Robin.

Not in the mood

Wild to think that I’m just going to let my Papa Dough®️ expire, but that’s just the kind of carefree profligate that I am.

I get that they’re desperate but it’s wild that the Administration thinks this helps them. If aliens are real that only increases the urgency of ejecting Trump and his goons from office. The Greys will never respect us with these dipshits in charge.

Once a comedian, always a comedian

Fantavirus?

Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. Every time Brent Spiner showed up on NIGHT COURT was a god damned treasure. Bob Wheeler (and his whole family) was a gift us all.

Found on my phone

I will never get tired of this m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xhk...

trump and hegseth are presiding over one of the great Ls in american military history.

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.” HBD, Orson Welles ... 📷Irving Penn, 1945

🇺🇦🙏 Volunteers evacuate a green dog from Druzhkivka. The animal's fur was stained with powdered dye after it fell into a container of it. She was named Hala Green.

A huge thing to the credit of Ted Turner: he was widely criticized for his dumb and stupid classic movie colorization scheme and instead of doubling down and crashing out over the negative publicity, he listened to the criticism and launched Turner Classic Movies.

good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies

RIP Ted Turner. We'll all miss the hypnotic power of your evil eye. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76B...

The plate armor guys are the Laestrygonians, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUC_...

Batman & Robin wasn’t a good movie but it had such a cool design for an observatory. We should actually build this.

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

There are only two options to get this over with in a reasonable time frame : 1. Let Iran win and pull your shit out 2. Full shock and awe/invasion of Iran Trump is physically incapable of (1) and even he knows (2) is bad politics/will hurt markets. So he has chosen...

Everybody Wants Mum

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

TFW you’re about to break the fourth wall and call out to Bastian Balthazar Bux - yes, you, the very boy who’s reading this book! Only you can save Fantastica from the Nothing.