Do you think this is the first time Bartolome de las Casas has been labeled part of the "woke mob"?

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

I like to imagine that there was at least one paleolithic campfire where the funniest member of the hunter-gatherer band did an avant la lettre riff on the tiny cell phone joke from ZOOLANDER and it f----ing killed.

its WaStancil, the Wario to Will’s Mario

there’s only one answer to this and it’s Hundreds of Beavers

I can’t believe I’m about to be forcibly downshifted from being represented by one of the best congressmen (Cleaver) to having to deal with this blow-dried dimwit.

my most peepaw-coded trait is that I angrily refuse to use DoorDash (and similar apps) because I know the markup is so insane versus “picking the food up myself” - and that money doesn’t go to the restaurant. By god, I will drive or walk my ass over to the restaurant and get it myself.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW FAMILY FUED IS ON AND THE THING IS "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD" AND POSSUMS IS AN ANSWER LMAO HELP

OMG

genuinely think that you could get a lot of americans to watch tamil and telegu movies because they're either fun romps that don't take themselves too seriously or "gods most serious film" and absolutely no in between.

...horrifying message without context, thank you

I enjoy watching people who stay on Twitter in order to be open-minded just doggedly making the best of it

Watching a masterpiece on Turner Classic Movies.

Um sorry but Scylla and Charybdis were WHITE

The thing about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl is we really shouldn’t be ranking our bunnies. They’re all great.

In any serious journalistic project, the decision what stories to pursue requires colleagues to confer and debate and advocate for a particular piece, in order to reach informed consensus

me in 2023: surely the fisher king's illness affecting the entire kingdom was an overwrought Arthurian metaphor

Ammon Bundy Raids Harper's Ferry is on the table, boys

it's probably Natalie Portman, who has a 5-2-2 via a neuroscience paper authored with Abigail Baird, appearing in A Powerful Noise Live with Sarah Michelle Geller (who appeared with Bacon in The Air I Breathe), and who appeared in New York, I Love You, which had a segment co-directed by Ratner.

Its fat lil booty.

Unfortunately the Fort Worth Zoo lies just outside the boundaries of Texas’s 9th state senate district, so last night’s results give us no additional information about how swingy the crucial Gila monster demographic is likely to be in 2026.

Operation White Claw will succeed where Operation Eagle Claw failed.

the explosive says “letsa go!” before it reaches its target.

Someone did an edit of the trailer to demonstrate this:

Apparently this is from a Serbian Biology textbook. 10/10 cover design. No notes.

Everyone’s acting like this is some kind of shocking about-face but Fico is literally a creature of the Trans Union so why are we surprised he’s woke now?

Early Medieval: Plato to Petrarch (b. 1304). High Medieval: 1304-July 18, 1374. Late Medieval: July 19, 1374. Modern: July 20, 1374 to Now.

betrayed? by Donald Trump? who could possibly have predicted this???

Clearly all my various travel misadventures over the last few days were just God maneuvering things so Roz and I could fly Southwest on the first day of assigned seating. A momentous occasion!

Greg Bovino thwarted by the installation of a 54" YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE sign at CBP HQ

Beginning to suspect it was a mistake to put a reality TV star in charge of the Department of Transportation.

Goddamnit Bovino stole Stuart Little’s car, he’s getting away!

Prediction: Greg Bovino will wind up as the 18 Brumaire Mike Flynn - the fever swamp’s favorite oracle of Real Trumpism, unshackled from the hedging and betrayals of the president’s scheming viziers.

In trump 2 being banned from Posting is worse than having all your insignia stripped off in front of everyone before youre hung

About to retire? But that’s the most dangerous time to be a cop!

Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it

this is what TRADE TALKS should be about

You don't want a big refund Say it with me You don't want a big refund Say it with me A big refund means you gave the government an interest free loan Say it with me You don't want a big refund

“After you murder someone you should send a series of cryptic letters in some sort of unbreakable code. That’s the responsible — I would say, the fatherly — thing to do.”

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

Holy cow they’ve lost Mumm-Ra