Happened to my boy Izzy Hands

Re-Watching Warm Bodies (2013)! I understand why someone would fall for a zombie, especially if they're not a gory one. They're quiet which means they're good listeners, they don't go to bars, hit on other people, or talk politics or religion! If you could just get past the rot & brain cravings!

how Ed carries Izzy around

Professionals turned contrarian pundits are funny because their credentials are meant to lend weight to their opinions but they only make them sound extra stupid. You did 4 years of medical school and now you post stuff like "They Are Lying To You About Soap"

What to do if you think someone has heat exhaustion or heatstroke: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

hey so lots going on i know but this right here is a whole fucking slow motion ongoing tragedy

Witness the miracle of life as a little skate hatches from its egg casing, showcasing the wonders of the Atlantic from Nova Scotia to North Carolina.

more than just bark 🐕

also with a femme option (just liked the dog cropping better) ,,, will be stickers/patches for an upcoming con!!

Samba winking at the Rizzy fandom 🥰❤️ #OFMD #SambaSchutte #Rizzy #IzzyHands

Pulling my out my old boxing equipment and getting jumpscared by a H*rry P*tter button on the bag 🤢🤮

the two moods i operate under

You can’t eat guns, tanks are not going to watch your kids, and you can’t nuke away heart failure.

At least when I hate on a movie or TV show I’ve watched it first. You’ve gotta give me that.

People who do not make art themselves and who do not study tend to view realism as the ultimate goal of an artist, the peak of their craft. So, it makes total sense that they would think they had cracked what van Gogh just didn't have the skill to achieve. Art education matters.

Falcon hears falconer just fine. Falcon possesses perfect hearing. Falconer forgets birthday. Falcon deserves bird party.

I realize this is not the worst part, but I really resent the way people throw around the term “blood libel.” The blood libel is a very specific thing, and justified centuries of antisemitic slaughter. It doesn’t just mean “any old accusation of violence that I would prefer not be true.”

how your email finds me

The Lost Boys (1987) 𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 #Horror #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies

Commodified fantasy takes no risks: it invents nothing, but imitates and trivializes. It proceeds by depriving the old stories of their intellectual and ethical complexity, turning their truth-telling to sentimental platitude.

Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:

You've probably seen the word #Landback somewhere and instantly had some feelings. It sounds blunt, which is part of why a lot of people tend to have an instant reaction or jump to some very problematic misconceptions about what it means. So, let's talk Landback, from my POV and work.

NYT: "no one has ever thought of teaching ranching at university" Every ag school: um, would you like to meet our cows NYT: "No, not like that. More romantic. More dilletante. Ugh, we're not /farmers/."

Thursday! What a concept!

just let people pee, ffs

This was gonna be WIP Wednesday but Ellipsus mobile didn't update new work I did on PC & then overwrote the updates with the un-updated version so I had to go to PC version history & panic for a minute, & now I'm worried my rbb is missing random bits! That's a tomorrow problem though anyway EdIzzy

confronting my own tendencies whenever i go to tag a fic and realize there's technically no top or bottom

anybody have any pink ones

Films seem to be reaching this point where they are so afraid to be "woke" or have anything real/interesting to say they are just...nothing. empty vfx engines.

Bitches think they’ve processed ofmd s2 and then Beethoven’s 7th allegretto plays in a random movie and their brain just starts reciting Edizzy murder suicide dialogue by heart (it’s me, I’m bitches, you scared Eddie? T-too scared to do it yourself??)

Oh fuck no.

Horror is about iteration on shared ideas and cultural images. this means themes and icons repeat across the years.

Yeah I have a pension plan it’s called the sweet release of death

nothing beats when Izzy keeps calling Stede "twat" and "Bonnet" but we know they're pet names now.

I've noticed how much I’ve aged in the past 5 years and I am really hoping that adding chia seeds to my yogurt can turn this whole thing around.

The Trump administration will not rest until every elite institution has purged itself of black people. ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Mfers are gleaning

edizzy (in that order)

Izzy is so cute and eternal 🥰 No matter for long it's been since I've re-watched ofmd, his voice and tone are always there and it makes me laugh

Izzy @ Stede

🎶🎵 If you wanna be my lover You gotta use the alt text 🎵🎶

butch stede in her stupid little sweater vests and perfectly tailored dress pants and her extra suits......

No one: Trans Ebenezer Scrooge: