people: why didn’t you watch the golden globes? me:

You can say Merry Protein again

asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish

I've never seen him in this many clothes it's jarring

“Oi, are you takin’ the piss?”

If it's about the health of the patient, you should not only regret it, you should be pushing to remove RFK Jr. and all his henchpersons from HHS. They pose a serious danger to the health of *every patient* in this country.

this is so New England coded lol

“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!” #Frankenstein ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

yesssssss

>the rough beast? lost, asking for directions, nowhere near Bethlehem

tbh the biggest problem is that streaming has ruined tv. ofmd should have been 15-20 episode seasons on the CW, not constrained by the weird idea that tv is actually just Long Movies now. It's not any one network's fault.

Is this Heated Rivalry 🤣

sitting in this coffee shop in my hometown writing my gay book and there's a man pacing back and forth behind me on the phone saying "the toilet EXPLODED there's a river of SHIT running through the BUILDING"

Big fan of characters who are incredibly down bad but instead of expressing it like a normal person they just repress it until it comes out in increasingly questionable ways

Anyway, my Heated Rivalry hot take is that it isn’t even that explicit, people are just homophobic and heterocentric

walk walk fashion baby Ꮚ´ꈊ｀Ꮚ --- [ #furryart #anthro ]

the upcoming pirate movie The Bluff with Karl Urban 👀 very Izzy Hands-y looking costume, esp in the first pic without the coat :)

“He’s a problematic character” it’s ok he’s hot. “He’s bad representation” it’s ok he’s hot. “He murdered two hundred people and manipulated his husband” it’s ok he’s hot

Words have meanings. I mean, that's such a basic statement but if language breaks down, how do we communicate?

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

"So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?" Aragorn placed a hand on king Theoden's shoulder and smiled. "With Nord VPN, and it's military grade encryption, we can stand against any foe." "Of course! We should use Code: HELMSDEEP at checkout for 50% off a twelve month subscription!

Using her queerness to dehumanise her. Fascists.

the crew does this to Izzy during one of his old man power naps

they were hungry so the sharkcoochie is half eaten but... rizzy date! cw food

“why is this fictional character in a flower shop” girl cuz it’s FUN why did you come to the fanfiction website to complain about people writing the most basic aspect of fanfiction

Great Comet Pierre lyrics can fit Ned really well actually #ofmdnedlow

Happy 15 Year Anniversary LA!🕺🏽💐✨ 📸: Eric Scott #pluribus #ourflagmeansdeath #ilovela

Mr. Medicare Defrauder has some big ideas on how you should pay for health care

IBM's "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" was from 1979. That was 47 years ago. That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google. Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

happy doomed yuri day 🫩 [ #Wicked #WickedForGood #ElphabaThropp #GlindaUpland #Gelphie ]

I thought "peaky blinders" was a Britishism for boobs

If you've got an audience, especially a podcast or some sort of show, and you are not encouraging your audience to do something tangibly good for the community at large I am not entirely sure of what the point of cultivating an audience is beyond money.

idc lol

I got an ad for this toy, but the copy is just Izzy Hands.

the choice to play izzy, blackbeard’s first mate and number one hechman, as a nagging wife type to ed is forever the most brilliant thing ever

reminder that you’re all one accident or illness away from being disabled & there’s no way to really guarantee it won’t happen to you in the future. be kind.

people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.

🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶

this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear

this is about forcing people with breasts to show them in the way approved of by fascists. it is in itself an act of sexual violence and coersion

Izzy and the puppy he Did Not Want...

People are like WHY ISN'T THERE LESBIAN HEATED RIVALRY, and babes, there kinda was and you didn't watch it.

probably bc it looked sick as hell

(being carried off by a large bird) alright catch you later i guess

Read a thing on here semi-recently that was like "The difference between actual artists and sloppers is that the real artists will talk your ear off about their blorbos at the slightest excuse because they are always thinking about this stuff, and slop is thoughtless" And wow do I feel that.