Trying desperately not to go on a rant about how the biblical Cain is not spelled with an E and how that’s specifically why my name has one because I wanted an uncommon spelling to feel special

WHY IS THAT PIZZA POST BLOWING UP???

Why can’t I just like normal things and not shit like the Rankin Bass holiday specials and their history

Everything my brain is telling me to say right now is Concerning so I will be keeping my mouth (kinda) shut for a bit

I got a new hair brush yesterday and it shouldn’t be a huge deal but omg I might cry cause it actually gets through all my hair and I didn’t have individually untangle each knot and mat by hand because the brush couldn’t get through more than the top layer of my hair

Going to bring this back for Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 movie. 🎉🎤🐻🍕 #fnaf2  #fnaf2movie  #FNAFMOVIE @blumhouse.com

Margherita pizza made with the FNAF dough and sauce from the cookbook

I made a batch of the FNAF pizza dough in preparation for the movie so I can quickly throw a pizza together after my friends and I see it I even made the sauce from the cookbook which I don’t usually do for whatever reason Using some of the dough for a Margherita pizza right now to eat for lunch

All the Christmas decorations are put up finally because I decided the day I got two shots was the best time to do a bunch of shit lol

I had three needles stuck in me today I had bloodwork done, got a flu shot, and got a tetanus vaccine shot My arm hurts

I have so much FNAF clothing merch that I just took my hoodie off and forgot that I was wearing a FNAF shirt under it and the Freddy’s on each thing were lined up almost exactly so it was almost like wearing the exact same thing as a shirt underneath

I HAVE TOO MUCH COSPLAY INSPIRATION FOR 3 AM

Had a bit of an incident with Alastor’s ears and antlers

Oh yeah I started wearing antlers to work today because it’s December and I’ll take any excuse to wear animal ears and shit

Actually no clue what possessed me to say this

I had to wake up at 7 am so I’m extra unhinged today

Can I please have a little position of power 🥺👉👈 I promise I won’t abuse it

Posted my first fic thing up on my account, it's two different POVs :) I'm Vox, my wife is Alastor. Its still in progress but here's the first part before the don't you forget reprise. #radiostatic #vox #alastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinfic archiveofourown.org/works/750446...

I’ve found that the best way for me personally to do an Alastor impression is to actually smile the entire time because it adds that little bit of lift to your words especially when you’re forcing it as wide as you can comfortably hold it #HazbinHotel #AlastorHazbinHotel

I love how listening to certain songs like automatically makes me correct my posture and puff my chest

I hate TikTok cause what do you mean they think Adam and Abel are skinny under their robes #HazbinHotel

I have some (potentially delusional) thoughts about Hazbin Hotel and how Valentino’s delivery of “He’s just a man” in When I Think About The Future sounded incredibly similar to how it sounds when it’s repeated throughout JCS and how that might’ve been intentional

Here’s the Christmas tree fully lit up I’m planning to put some garland on it to kinda pad it out a little so it doesn’t look so thin and sad

Fun fact Liza is in fact my biological child I created in a lab and that’s why I love her so much (She’s just so precious when she’s asleep I had to snap a photo of her sleeping in the light of the Christmas tree)

Someone has to say it Abel was so fucking real for the taffies #HazbinHotel #AbelHazbinHotel

WTF DO YOU MEAN JOEL PEREZ WAS IN JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR 2018

You know I’m kinda like if you combined Cain and Abel into one person because I often want to bash myself in the head with a rock

The constant battle of “I need to be honest about my feelings” and “But I sound like an edgelord because my feelings are almost identical to that of a fictional villain”

Just referred to doing voices as “theater kid enrichment” and said “If your theater kid isn’t doing voices take them to the vet immediately because something is wrong”

Biblically accurate Springbonnie suit #WilliamAfton #SteveRaglan #fnaf #springtrap #art

Every day I have to fight the urge to do something illegal (Or at the very least something deeply unchill)

Putting up the Christmas tree because I’m technically the man of the house I guess and I wanted to but all but one of the light strands from last year wouldn’t turn on so I’ll have to get more before I can actually light it up

Cross section of the cake Thank god it turned out moist and wasn’t dry

I need to stop looking at cars Im just getting mad that I have no money again

Chocolate cake with whipped peanut butter cream frosting I ended up using a nondairy heavy whipping cream because I’m taking it somewhere and there’s several people who can’t have dairy Definitely not my prettiest cake but the icing tastes great so I can’t wait to taste it

Baking another chocolate cake, gonna get the stuff to retry the peanut butter whipped cream tomorrow and also make a little chocolate ganache because I want to try doing a drip around the cake

Kinda accidentally made literal peanut butter while attempting to make peanut butter whipped cream It’s good butter at least

Ok glad I didn’t stay home and sulk because I’m at a thing and someone brought jambalaya so like today might not completely suck actually

Finally off work I mean I’m probably the best person to have working today because I don’t really have any family left to spend the holiday with but like I wouldn’t have minded wallowing in self pity today honestly

I love when character designs have that little hair swoop thing I can’t explain what I mean right now but Vox has it as a human (My hair also does that so that’s probably why I like it)

Yay I love having to work on Thanksgiving and getting at 7 am….

I really love how the themes of collaboration and working together were present this entire season and especially prevalent in the finale #HazbinHotel

There’s not nearly enough appreciation for Lucifer’s little “Ding ding” in Vox Populi #HazbinHotel #LuciferHazbinHotel

Nothing beats tearing apart a giant hunk of meat with your teeth The only thing that makes me feel truly alive sometimes

Hey just a friendly piece of advice Don’t actually drive yourself crazy for the bit, if you’re actually mentally unwell it’s not funny anymore

I miss my car Last time I saw it I was told it could explode at any moment and it didn’t have ac and had a bullet hole in the rear bumper but it was a good car

I have so much I want I say about Hazbin but I feel like I’m not able to word it as intelligently as I’d like

I’ve always quite liked the word charming

God I’m gonna end up making another costume aren’t I?

Getting older has been in part learning to vet my feelings before I let them escape my brain and impact others Sometimes I still fall short but I’ve definitely improved at keeping myself in check and I’m at least a little proud of that fact