Now it's time for our yearly rewatch of The Shining, under the Christmas lights

I slept for 12 hours? And I don't know who I am anymore?

AI sloperators need to stop following me While I dont make a habit of slipping into drama, I will 100% put these jokers on blast so people know who to block to keep themselves safe

Fact | You can't write something predicated in the utterly ludicrous assumption that white men are being excluded from publishing unless you are racist.

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Glare ice

this is the tweet that has finally convinced me that will stancil is a fictional character in a cartoon about people too far up their own asses to exist in real life

A dark and wonderful day to be so fucking lazy

Freezing rain is not ideal, but I have nowhere to be, I guess

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Nothing like a critter fight in the ceiling on Christmas night

Xmas sparkle

I've always had so many thoughts, and I've never been able to record them as eloquently as I think them.

2026 is gonna be my year

Angus and Goblin enjoying the outdoors

As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year: A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.

"It's, uh... Fellatio 2280."

I don't ever want to hear "what if she were your daughter" again. Statistically the person most likely to abuse a daughter is a man known to her. People defending a President, a man they don't know, will be worse with a husband, father, brother, son, or friend. We have their answer. So do daughters.

Angus can lie to me all he wants; I saw him touch noses with the dog! 💜 💜 💜

Charlotte's bisexual lighting

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

At the only Friendly's in NYS, glaring at strangers

Wife: What do you think of these glasses? Husband: They're horrible! I don't like that bottom at all!

With mom at her eye doctor's - front desk lady is throwing a fit because is taking patients out of order, and "she's been told not to do this", and OMG the DRAMA

The Shower vs. Lunch debate has been decided by my stomach eating itself

Already mentally savoring the leftover chicken wing pizza I'm gonna have tomorrow

Womb hysteria for holiday vacation

She is protected by shadows in the curtains. They carry on their own conspiracy.

I personally don't think that a person should be a TSA agent at O'Hare if they have "straight pride," "ALL lives matter," and "white power" tattoos, but hey, I'm not in charge of DHS these days.

Neko Case makes good traveling music

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"They are artists, not just activists, and even if they were only activists, that would be enough. But combining the two roles? They do it so very well."— @roxanegay.bsky.social Full story: gty.art/4qffuzw

me: i think bloodsports are bad also me, seeing this dumb jackass get the shit beat out of him: WOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOO BLOODSPORTS

Ok, I got distracted several times by the ADHD (alleged), but Heated Rivalry ep 5 made me cry like a baby!

GLASSES BACK ON

Me cutting my toenails in the summer, trying to make them look nice: *total botch job* Me cutting my nails in the winter, very fast and with no care: *perfectly smooth and straight nails*

Angus has reminded me that we are ON VACATION. Sorry, I have trouble relaxing!

Dammit, I just saw a spoiler for Heated Rivalry while I was scrolling IG during a commercial break

Landlords came over so I could sign a new lease, brought their young daughter who I haven't seen in years, but apparently she talks about me and my cats and my cool stuff all the time! She said she wants to live with me!

I bet they got into a lot of trouble together. 😊 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

I am NOT on a roll on LinkedIn, HOW DARE YOU

I've always thought they were pretty

OMG, I had a dream that I was walking through a student union, and I heard two bros discussing a poster of Legolas from Lord of the Rings and the one guy was like, "the composition isn't balanced, bro!"

#537CB8

Increasingly clear that Yglesias is just another supremacist who positions himself as a slightly-left center guy to launder supremacist positions, and offer advice to Democrats on how to meet the moment designed to create disaster for Democrats. Nothing he does should be taken as good faith.

What an astonishingly dishonest piece of propaganda for the fossil fuel industry, including its citing of Obama's extremely outdated energy policies and its misrepresentation of Norwegian public opinion.

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