Just saw a coworker refer to people who don't work here as "civilians", and [Wayne from Letterkenny voice] Who the fuck are you?!?

“Widow’s Bay” is arguably the best new show of the year so far — by a long shot. And maybe one of the most solid, creative first seasons in a long while. And so this search “suggestion” when you Google the show tickled me quite a bit.

Me watching Widow's Bay

I just feel like people need to see this again

My mom's, yes, and I am an adult child who won't get married or have children of my own, so we spend a lot of time together! ...my father has at least 8 children with 4 different women, and he's an evil, abusive piece of shit who actively turned one of the mothers against their eldest child, so...

No lie, I've had a microwave meal in the freezer at work since Friday, but I keep getting other food to eat. Will I eat it eventually, or will it be forgotten like almost everything else in the work freezer?

Season 3 Episode 6 - Frame 814 out of 2708

Torn between wanting to buy almost everything from Riffhaus and being broke

I was trying to take a photo of my eye makeup for a friend, but I came out looking confused and annoyed

American Gothic

If there's one thing I love, it's eating a baguette with butter and bruschetta like a feral child who was raised by wolves who love baguettes and butter and bruschetta

I wanna go to bed

This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10 (TT: golden_gang_tom_and_edie)

I want to sit quietly in the sun with ChiChi

Season 3 Episode 6 - Frame 525 out of 2708

Today is my birthday so the best gift to me would be sharing my art 🫣💖

Those who weren't alive to experience it don't understand just how much of an ever-present threat mimes were in the 80s.

I love shocking coworkers by getting to work early

Disco Stede! 🕺🪩✨ #izzyhands #stedebonnet #stizzy #ofmd

I love it when Charlotte does a little prairie dog move to stand up and get my attention, even though I know she's not going to follow through and jump in my lap.

Coconut flakes. Ugh, why so chewy and awful?!?

so often do the ads in the onion paper speak to directly to my soul

Buffalo is getting an Ikea! At the Walden Galleria

Always a good time to post this one

Me seeing Gwyneth Paltrow is doing commercials for Israel:

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My toxic trait is noticing that a button is loose, but not fixing it until it falls off.

You sure did say some words

I told Angus that he does not fit in this shoebox lid. He told me that he does not care.

I've heard it's bad, but I will be watching and probably enjoying the new Silent Hill movie tonight

I had a dream that the nonprofit I work for was going to switch to being arms dealers, and boy did I get pissed off

Marines protecting Travis Pastrana and the Nitro Circus from the Unwashed Masses

It must suck to have no affiliation with NY and then something like this happens and suddenly you have to call your corner store a bodega and have really aggressive opinions on bagels and stuff. Something good happened to NYers and it's everyone's problem now

Dear streaming services: LET THE FUCKING CREDITS PLAY WITHOUT INTERFERENCE

I'm watching this movie called The Girl Who Got Away on Netflix, about a woman who escaped from a serial killer as a child, and as an adult, the killer escapes and comes for her. It's creepy in a way that's very realistic, and the dread is top-notch. Love that.

Season 3 Episode 5 - Frame 2405 out of 2600

I asked the library to buy this, and they did, and it's v v good and I feel powerful

Café Day

Toe Licking Demon, 1921, Palis 👹🎨

Hear me out: the hottest dudes wear eyeliner. And maybe also mascara and blush. Contour? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Glossy lips? Yessss. Bronzer is a "you do you boo" situation.

just in case it turns out to be easier to rearrange the letters than remove them, I took the liberty of consulting the Internet Anagram Server for other things to do with “THE DONALD J. TRUMP” please share your favorites! mine are: DAMP THUNDER JOLT JOLT MR. PEDANT? DUH HOT LAD JUMP TREND

OH BLUESKY IS DEAD? THEN WHY ARE ALL THE MILLENNIALS HERE UP LATE WATCHING SCAFFOLDING, HUH?

Funny how I'm always on the side of a murderous Judith Light

I'm a step out of sync

Note: I have 'several' books with detailed instructions and the tools to do it ... I currently have self restraint

I wonder if this is the most popular livestream of scaffolding construction of all time