"What? You hate capitalism?! What're you a communist? Under communism you'd have to go stand in bread lines in the cold!"

Cranked out a few more pages in December's Episode today. If I can keep this rate up we're gold for the month.

Two nat 20s in a row? That's a 1 in 400 chance! ..........so is rolling literally any two numbers on a d20... like any combination, two 1s, a 13 and a 9, a 5 and a 7...it's all a 1 in 400 chance... that's how statistics work

I'm a triple threat: Queer Autistic And somehow I can still drive really well. However I'm also an introvert so like... I'm only driving if i have to get food, otherwise fuck off.

I'm gonna keep saying it. Every. Single. Picture. Of Kash Patel I see, it looks like he's just pooped his pants a little bit and is worried people noticed.

You were in the top 0.3% of viewers who watched naked women over 40 walking on a treadmill while applying sunscreen.

I've only seen clips of Pluribus but at this point I'm convinced if you think Carol is annoying or a bad person that you're either a misogynist and/or you are the person who is bad.

Does anyone with a Pornhub account know if they do a year end review like Spotify Wrapped? "You finished watching movies with 'bdsm' early more than any other this year!" "You watched videos with over 250 different tags this year!" "Your most watched times were between 1am and 3 am!"

If you think taxes are theft and profits aren't then we honestly probably won't agree on anything else political.

"The Founding Fathers were-" Shut up. Let me ask you something. Do you trust the majority of all politicians right now? No. Of course you don't. So why the fuck do you think they all just magically got it right 200 years ago? They were just as fucking stupid then as we are now.

They.... they didn't read him his Miranda Rights? .................have they never watched a single episode of any Law & Order?! Free my man Luigi. He didn't do a damn thing. And even if he did, no he didn't.

Post: This pastor came out as trans Me: Good for her Assholes: THIS IS AGAINST THE BIBLE! Me: Jesus said love everyone and don't judge, here are the verses of him LITERALLY saying that. Assholes: You're just blaspheming! Using the bible to justify your own wants! Me:

Hakeem Jeffries needs to just leave. I don't care where he goes as long as it isn't here.

Ever watch Return to Horror High? A lot of people love the short time George Clooney. But my favorite quite famous person in it is Maureen McCormick. Because her character is absolutely insane. A cop investigating an apparent mass murder and she's just constantly turned on by the mayhem.

I just watched a Japanese girl two step to Japanese ska while wearing American 1950s style clothes. This is why the internet was invented. How fucking cool is that shit? I'm in the midwest in America and I got to see that. Why do we have to have fascism and racism when we got that shit?

"ChatGPT doesn't just tell me what I want to hear!" "And who told you that?" "ChatGPT!"

It's literally this easy folks. The very big name actors and directors who have signed on to HP projects are just trash human beings who don't give a shit about trans folks. Yet another reason you should go get DropOut and support all the people even remotely connected to them. They're good people.

Night of the Lepus: The Video Game

If you're new to the page, hello! Aside from my political rants and humorous nerdy takes, I riff on bad horror. So if you've got a little over an hour to kill (or want some background noise) check it out. Here's one of the more recent episodes, Evil Spawn www.patreon.com/posts/evil-s...

I absolutely love this woman so much. She's smart, she's charismatic, she's insanely strong, she's gorgeous, she's got elegance. I do not know why she hasn't been cast as Wonder Woman honestly. youtu.be/P62Tjxn9NLg

I fucking love my local dispensary. They sent out coupons to their regular customers. Spent $50 on gummies and then got an 8th for a penny. And the 8th I got is TWENTY FUCKING EIGHT PERCENT THC. Guess who's got two thumbs and is making cookies this week?

Seeing trans hate pop up again in some feeds regarding the Bible. So let me show you exactly what Jesus said about the entire queer community. You ready? It's a heck of a read. There's just so much nuance and complexity to it and I'm not sure most people can fully grasp it. Here it comes:

Five different calculators for how much THC in mg would be in each cookie I make and I get three different results.... this is why I love getting edibles from a dispensary instead of making my own. I know exactly what I'm getting. Oh well though, around 55-60mg per cookie sounds close enough.

Just realized every month for god knows how long I've been getting an email from Amazon about how my bank info for direct deposit from Kindle Publishing hasn't been going through. Given that the one book I have there gets me 70 whole American cents, I may have lost out on a few whole dollars!

Netflix removing casting from phones except for some accounts should be the gutshot that ends them. They've got mad with power and need to bitch slapped back to the stone ages for it. Glad I cancelled my sub to them years ago. They've been shitty for a while.

Just gonna leave this here....no reason... www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrUnJBLT/

I'm not saying Bradley should have immunity if he rolls over onto Hegseth but maybe dangle something for him. The buck does not stop with an Admiral. Nor does it stop with the Secretary of Defense. It stops with the president and that's who should be on the chopping block.

Huge recall on a specific kind of milk. Someone in a comment section: This seems to be happening more and more, what's going on? Me: Trump gutted the FDA so that's why. The same person: PROBABLY ALL THE DEI HIRES RUINED THINGS! Me: .........so you're just full on absolutely fucking dumb then got it

If you made a dollar a second without spending a single penny of it, it would take you over 31,000 years (closer to 32,000 years) to earn as much as they want to give Musk. The human mind is not build to comprehend a trillion.

Damn, thought i had the movie for this month picked but apparently it got copyright struck all to hell. Welp time to find a new one.

Me: I hate being single Me when I go out: ..... I look like Emperor Palpatine and the Unabomber had a baby they kept in a basement for forty years.... So ladies, enbies, if that's your type then I'm single and also I'm sorry about your childhood trauma, you didn't deserve that shit.

The good thing about it finally being this fucking cold is I can accidentally leave my water bottles anywhere around the house and they're always gonna be nice and chilled.

Elon Musk and Steve Bannon both literally did the Nazi salute multiple times on stage this year but yea Ms. Rachel said to feed kids so I guess stone her to death or whatever.

Lust and slut have the same letters in them. Coincidence? Yes.

The Bay is currently on Tubi. If you want a damn good found footage horror movie that is disturbing and realistic and will have you not wanting to eat seafood for a few weeks, it's for you. Honestly one of the better horror movies I've seen in the last decade or so. Worth a watch for sure.

You know how I know we're in a recession/depression? The McRib has been back for like a week or more and I've literally only seen one or two people mention it. No one gives a fuck. I've never seen no one give a fuck about the McRib.

Remember when we'd call a pathetic weak baby man threatening war "sabre rattling" and it was a bad thing? Anyway apparently Venezuela is totally gonna get fucked by us or something.

The Jedi allowed the Empire and the Sith to rise and flourish. They allowed it right under their nose. They were more concerned with neutrality and "maintaining balance" than they were with the suffering of millions. The Jedi are white liberals. Scratch a Jedi and an Imperial bleeds.

Three reasons I don't engage in anonymous sex with men: 1. I'm demisexual so anonymous sex really isn't my thing. 2. A healthy fear of STDs. 3. There is a very very good chance I'd unknowingly give pleasure to a conservative and that is unforgivable to me.

Y'all see Trump's post about Thanksgiving where he visited the troops? And how it was from 2019 because the useless sack of shit can't even go take a photo with troops these days despite getting them shot?

Post your favorite 'Transformers' character. Wrong answers only.

I really liked Jimmy Eat World back in the day. I was 17 when their third album dropped and I heard The Middle and Sweetness on the radio a lot. And then Pain came out a few years later. They definitely didn't get the love they really deserve. Listening back as an adult...holy fuck. It's powerful.

Anyone else had a headache for a month and a half straight?

I'd take this time to remind everyone that only Congress has the legal authority to declare war but saying what things are legal as defined by the law in this country seems to get you punished for SOME reason. Weird huh?

Listening to a car salesman interview on NPR and the guy is arguing with his wife who asked a reasonable question of "when will you be home tonight?" And he goes off "what time am I always home? whenever I get home is when I'll be home! and now she's mad at me!" Seriously, straight people:

Who owns Truth Social and how much would it cost to bribe them into putting a character limit that's very small on it?

I think I know what movie I'm doing for December. I'm thinking one I've seen several times before and honesty love (weird for me I know). I'm not a Christmas fan at all so why not go later? New Year's Evil.

If all you can think of when you hear Fruity Pebbles is a cereal then I envy you.

"Dems want to round us up and kill us for liking Trump!" and "Every order the president gives is legal!" Ok so why the fuck didn't Biden just have y'all shot and killed? Or deported? Or imprisoned forever? Why didn't Obama round you up? Why didn't Clinton? BECAUSE IT'S NOT LEGAL YOU FUCKWITS