I'm begging the #BBC to put together a show where David Mitchell and Big Narstie just go around trying random things and being an iconic odd couple duo. Every time I've seen them together it's some of the funniest shit in the world. I'd watch them do random things together forever.

Reminder that courts have said that any correspondence between you and AI chatbots and such are not privileged. So if you ask/tell anything to AI it can and will be used against you in court. AI are cops. Don't talk to them.

Rewatching The Relic, always liked it but haven't watched it in a long time. About 30 minutes in. Honestly, I think this and Saving Private Ryan are Tom Sizemore's best work.

"How can we do x without AI?!" .........the same way we've been doing it for the last however many hundreds of thousands of years we've been doing it before AI....jfc

I just took several large swigs of a stale Sprite because the dry mouth hit hard. The real dangers of weed.

If you want to really honor the memory of soldiers who've died, STOP SENDING SOLDIERS OFF TO FUCKIN DIE

Sentences I didn't think I'd ever say but I have said, like tonight: Unlike so many people who use AI, I have imagination. I am creative. So if i dig up the corpse of Henry Ford to hate fuck him, I will find a way to do it no matter the state his body is in.

"I'm using AI to make fun of the president!" Then you're just as much of a petulant shitty fucking baby as he is. You're using generative AI when you don't have to. That makes you a shitty stupid fucking asshole.

"Taxes are theft!" Just wait til you find out about profits buddy.

"mostly successful" as it bursts into flames That relationship I had where my gf cheated on me dozens of times over a couple years? That was a "mostly successful" relationship according to SpaceX

The only thing I like about the AI video trump shared of him putting Colbert in the dumpster is that that is his power fantasy right? That's him being a big strong alpha male. And yet in the video, Colbert still has to jump for Trump to put him in the dumpster like pro wrestlers do.

Other short people when the imagine being tall: I could dunk. I could grab stuff off the top shelves in grocery stores. I could get more dates. I could do so many things! Me imagining being taller: ....... I could reach my snacks without having to lean back in my chair as far....fuck yea

Where my #antifa #startrek peeps at?

Democrats hypocrisy gave rise to Trump fascism Working class supported Trump because Dems sold out to lobbyists & corporates The Democratic donor class is the Republican donor class, they don’t care who wins as long they are certain the can be bought. This is why they fear Mamdani, AOC & Trump

Kilmar Abrego should petition for the entirety of the slush fund for "victims of a weaponized DoJ" since ya know, they actually weaponized it against him.

Your regular reminder that while the podcast isn't the best one in the world. It's not the most polished. It is 100% human made. I do not use AI (except as it's forced onto me via regular google searches) for any part of the process. And as long as I can help it, I never will. Because fuck AI.

What're the Vegas odds that Trump goes golfing during his kid's wedding?

Autism hot take: I don't have a favorite spoon. But if I grab the wrong fork I will physically recoil and have to find something else to touch to feel better.

"who cares about the dnc autopsy?!" ........YOU SHOULD YOU DUMB FUCKIN CUNTS! What the fuck do you mean you don't care about why your side lost to god damn nazis. Jfc liberals are exhausting.

Ever hear a sample in a song and you're just like

Liberals need to get your fucking heads out of your god damn asses. This is your fucking party. These are your fault. YOU are responsible for this shit. You refuse to ever accept any criticism of your dear beloved fascist enabling dickheads and they continue to move further right. Cowards, all of em

I hope the google higher ups who signed off on this all get explosive diarrhea that eventually kills them via extreme dehydration. And I'm sure their AI slop shit would agree with me because it agrees with whatever you type in. Fuck AI shit.

If elected President I will start instructing every government agency to start referring to every straight person in American history in ways like "they were married to this person but we don't know for sure they were straight or cis. They likely were closeted and super fucking gay. Like flaming."

Every single person who's been attacked by police, ICE, the FBI, NSA, DEA, and any other government entity should immediately file as many claims against them as possible to get the shithead's slush fund.

Barnes & Noble: we're gonna sell books written with AI Everyone who still shopped at Barnes & Noble: lol go broke you soulless cunts I personally won't ever be shopping there again. Every shelf space taken by a shitty AI slop book is shelf space that should've gone to a real author.

Begging again for any other country with Epstein files access to indict and arrest Trump. Since apparently it's ok to do that.

Your reminder that roughly 99-99.9% of all mass shooters are cis. Your reminder that roughly 95% of all mass shooters are men. Your reminder that roughly 80-90% of all mass shooters have no history of mental illness. Your reminder that roughly 55% of all mass shooters are white.

"What would John Wayne do?" "Say something racist." I fucking love MST3K

Local Mexican place has a chimichanga so big that the plastic knife they give you is barely large enough to reach from top to bottom...and not nearly hefty enough to use. Within two cuts the thing was bent to near unusability. Giant fucking chimichanga....so goood

Saw a Mayor try to say that hate has no place in their town and then get heckled by someone in the crowd confronting the mayor about their Zionism. Good. We need public officials to be called out far more than they are. To their face. In front of cameras.

If elected president I'll make it so if you hunt and kill a billionaire and are prosecuted that it's unjustly done and then I'll take that dead billionaire's money and give some to you. And I'll give the rest to everyone else via social programs.

My taste buds are fucking idiots Me: you like honey? TB: I can take it or leave it. Me: Mustard? TB: Oh god no. Me: what do you want with the chicken nuggets? TB: HONEY MUSTARD!

Sign in the bathroom at the library said "Please only flush toilet paper" and so I left my shit in the sink.

"We should pass a law that data centers have to provide their own power!" No. We should pass a law that says no fucking data centers at all. It's not just the power draw. There are several other major issues with them that billing them won't fix.

But we can't give black folks or indigenous folks reparations. Ok. Sure.

Gonna watch Burial Ground (aka Nights of Terror aka Zombi Horror aka The Zombie Dead) for the first time (maybe second but I don't remember it). So far I'm more concerned about what movie the composer thought they were scoring than what's happening on screen. The music does not line up. It's great.

The script for this month is finished which means recording starts next time I'm awake enough when the world is quite to record. But I'm looking at next month already. We're gonna try something this year. #SequelSummer Every movie I riff this summer will be a sequel. God knows there's enough of em

pick a bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (or in my case on the pc cause I don't have bluesky on my phone) Mr. Bond, James...Jimmy, can I call you Jimmy? You see the thing is Jimbo, time is a flat circle

Idiots: IF YOU MAKE IT SO WEALTHY PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE ALL THEIR MONEY THEN THEY'LL COME FOR YOU TOO! Disabled people who legally can't have more than $2k across all bank accounts: Genuinely I hope you fucking die you bootlicking scum sucking fuckwads.

@wakeupangry.bsky.social hey quick heads up, I'm not getting you a ballroom for your 50th.

I just saw an advertisement for "Amazon AI Health" ..... so I can't legally advocate burning down every single capitalist building in the world and bathing in the blood of billionaires while we create a new better world.... yup, can't legally say to do that.

Nothing quite as frustrating as liberals thinking Fetterman and Polis are exceptions and that the party as a whole is worthwhile and definitely progressive instead of being the patron saints of doing fuck all as long as they can preserve however bad the current status quo is for everyone else.

Me: Windows, stop updating automatically for a week. Windows: Ok. Two days later Windows: Just gonna start updating shit without warning. Me:.......... WHY?!

One guy trump hated lost and now I'm seeing a bunch of articles about how "dissent means loss" and like no it doesn't. How many trump backed candidates lost in the last couple years? The media can't get far enough up his ass. It's disgusting and I' have zero respect for american journalists.

I had salad for breakfast which means I will eat pure garbage the rest of the day.

Still feel like shit today. BUT the script for this month's episode is complete!

Relationship goals

Drop someone RUNNING 🔪🖤🏃

I'd like to cast my hat in the ring for the part of James Bond. I'm not British. I'm not in shape. I can't physically get into shape. I'm not that charismatic. But I also won't fucking tell every single god damn person I meet that I'm a secret agent and give them my real name so... just sayin