JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha. L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.

Who has made this 🤣

MTG is utterly insufferable. I know she won’t actually get out of politics when she quits Congress, but hope there’s at least a substantial pause in having to hear from and about her.

I humbly submit this as Sabrina Carpenter’s next album title… (inspired by the holiday lights thing at the zoo here in Seattle…)

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

BTW, if anyone can ever find me a copy of the scarf that Khan wears, that blue around the neck that fades to oil and shadow, LET ME KNOW.

I just listened to a podcast about this and yelled, aloud, alone in my car: “I give up!” Seriously though… I think we have failed ourselves, y’all?

It has become very clear that “me too” didn’t go nearly far enough

math textbook covers for some reason:

Hey @hdtgm.bsky.social - not sure if anyone brought this up, but… belatedly… we just realized upon rewatch that John Carpenter’s #GhostsOfMars includes the same recycled shot of Ice Cube throwing explosives out of the train door. No less than 3 times in a row! Same exact shot! Music slaps though.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

As much as I love him and admire @lastweektonight.com, I’m not sure I’ll ever quite get over the heartbreak of John Oliver referring to Waffle House — one of the few genuine treasures of the 24/7 dining landscape — as a lesser IHOP. 😨😢😫 HOW SO, SIR?! HOW?!

Oh no… and written by Carl Bernstein’s son. Yikes.

This is really good to see: Miki Sherrill just put out a statement sharply criticizing the Senate Dems' pending cave in the government shutdown, ripping it as "malpractice" and a betrayal of the people who are "counting on us to fight for them." Sherrill knows what drove her victory. Wake up, Dems.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

"The GOP promises to hold a vote to extend subsidies" is just "The Roadrunner has painted a tunnel on the side of this mountain" but in a different font.

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous

OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: “We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”

remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

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Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

I really hope the reveal is just that Piggy’s next in line to play Mary Todd Lincoln. For the movie version of “Oh Mary.” Never has there been a more perfect match of actor (muppet) and role.

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Anyone dressing up as Thursday for Halloween this year?

Also “tried royal patience” is the best we can do as well?

Uh, “antics” is not the word choice I’d have gone with to describe the behavior of one of Epstein’s besties, but hey… you do you @apnews.com.

BREAKING: Not actually Carmy’s cousin

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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

Just learned that Tim Blake Nelson has a degree in the classics from Brown University and, y’all, I think George Clooney just got bumped down to third hottest protagonist from “O Brother Where Art Thou.” (John Turturro is obviously #1 for reasons that need no explanation.) @blankcheck.bsky.social

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

Happening now: Here’s a view of the “No Kings” protest in Washington, DC

The Shining! … 90s TV miniseries. (womp womp) What a doomed attempt by Stephen King to translate his own story into a visual medium! Kubrick has his revenge!

I love this image.

Michigan Avenue right now.

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

“Stereophonic” is the “Hamilton” of “Rumors.” There, I said it. #theater #fleetwoodmac

ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval

Ok real question, as someone with a dog who is very little, very cute, and very reactive sometimes on a leash: what kind of sociopath do you have to be to stop and stand there, telling the owner (me) who is trying to get their barking dog to settle, that “that dog is so loud”?! Just keep walking!

on tiktok I follow this beautiful border collie who's friends with a crow it's the most magical thing in the world it makes you so happy to be alive oh my gosh :')

Long live George!

Raw milk ✅ Tanning beds ✅ Brain worms ✅ Tylenol 🚨

I always maintained the NBC show THE SLAP should have been about a tough cop named Cal Slapowicz.

I had the pleasure of meeting #RobertRedford very briefly when I was still a wee college student. He was on campus at my college giving a talk, and happened to get onto the same elevator as me. I quickly blurted out how much his movie "Ordinary People" had meant to me - which is still true.

The Post’s decision to fire Karen Attiah, one of their strongest voices, is just despicable. Unfortunately, it speaks to the moment we’re in. The best thing we can do is vigorously support Karen’s work.

I was Team Andor this year and don't mind seeing The Pitt's surprisingly good first season win over Severance's not-as-amazing-as-the-first second season. But I do think if Severance somehow never wins the Emmy, that's one of those calls that will look nuts in retrospect.

When Tramell Tillman wins an Emmy

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

After all these years I still don't know why the abbey is downtown.