Dodging pride and the Hare Krishnas downtown today

The Wok

It’s kinda like how sampling in hip hop died because of all the lawsuits

The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊

Tough bike ride today. I have just the thing

Any 4 white guys could walk up to me and say “we’re American football” and I’d believe them

the coach of the seattle storm is an indian woman with a shock of silver hair. you have no idea the kind of shit thats happening in the WNBA

With my move i have officially transitioned from the “I’m walking here” arc of my life to “I’m biking here.” Swerving around at night under the streetlights that shit feels exactly like Initial D

You guys have seen this right

fixed your headline

He actually came to see me and basically admitted he can’t accept the money unless I write I am paying “without prejudice” (apparently this is a legal term for “no take backsies “) which I refused to do. He said “you are not wanted here” and slammed the door and left. So I guess I won?

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

I’m not even moved in yet and I’m already in trouble with my landlord (I tried refusing to pay a broker fee and they flipped out on me and started talking like mafia guys)

batman to test out my new (12 year old) tablet!

watching sumo compilations on youtube

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Underrated perk of library books is you get to collect all the weird little bookmarks the people before you left in

I know who cure eclair is because my uncle works at Toei, I can't tell you guys though

Not anymore

At Coney Island with my gf. Its a traditional American natsumatsuri, and people are wearing their yukatas (Knicks jerseys)

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

#意味無くコラボさせる #わかる人にはわかる 衣装チェ〜ンジ🤣❣️ ファーストシリーズの声優さんも一緒の方😂

me: the world cup is so good this year. did you see the Austria/Hungary match guy from before 1918: no, who were they playing?

happy juneteenth

You don’t have to say “use case”. We already have a word for that — “application”. Let’s not use their newspeak

IRC was and is goated

fuck cars but people need to have better mathematical skills. the x axis should look fishy to you. here's what it looks like before 2013

I hope you guys are on your best behavior for all the guests who are here for the World Cup. Don’t want to see any funny business

Good bye to the Little Free Library on my block. Shoutout to the Japanese reader who always had good taste in manga and left me one last gift

Made a chunk of change today selling a bunch of junk in the marketplace of ideas (Facebook Marketplace)

#意味無くコラボさせる おいおい…幾ら玩具の銃とは言え百発百中じゃねぇか… 兄ちゃん大したモンだよ 恐れ入ったわ💦

obscure fact: they tried to make a Doctor Whom show, but audiences complained that the protagonist never did anything, things just happened to him

I was sad i couldn’t make it in academia for a while but lately I feel that the insular culture and pathological cautiousness (good traits for advancing “normal science”) would have ultimately been bad for my flourishing as a person

cleaning up for my move and i found this flash drive of unknown provenance with nothing on it but a few episodes of seinfeld

millennials when they see some plastic shit from temu that they absolutely do not need to buy:

hilarious that I thought this was just some guy for years and only recently learned that it's not only a portrait of samuel johnson, it's the one on his damn wikipedia page

I started as a weeb but now I'm more of a lifestyle brand with a bit of an otaku flavor

I think it's okay to clap when the plane lands. it's a miracle it even got up in the air in the first place. worth a passing thought

Nintendo: yeah so nothing too crazy, basically you just play as a giant ape David Wise composing the music for Donkey Kong Country: got it, one of the most heartbreakingly beautiful soundscapes you’ve ever heard, constructed entirely on the Super Nintendo sound system

anyway time to jump on the wnba bandwagon

The Jose Alvarado line would actually go down hard in Jackson heights right now

IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE NEAREST BODEGA AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW

KNICKSSSSSSSSSS

THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 For the first time since 1973, the kings of basketball reside in New York City.

Between the World Cup, pride, Puerto Rican day, and the Knicks this might be one of the most insane weeks in a long while