i finally watched house. you can ignore what i say if you want, i'm a 30 year old guy who watched house for the first time and this is a silent tragedy that occurs dozens of times every day

Do not go oatly into that good night

starting an etsy store that sells shit like t shirts with "ADHD" on it written with the "DARE" logo font. i plan to make a million dollars

michelin star chefs are so funny. it's not like they're cooking all the food, they have other people who do all that stuff. they don't make anything, just sort of direct the vibes. like kanye

chefs use those deli containers, grazza olive oil etc because, as everyone knows, the secret behind why restaurant food tastes so *good* is way more salt, butter, and plastic than you think you need

the three genders

sediment until proven silty

abusive notation

properly guessed the etymology on this one but it didn't help me at all. i'm left with more questions than answers.

another mood board tonight

wake me up when september ends

glhf = get love hug friends

at perry incorporated we have decided to briefly embody, nay manifest, the free spirit, tolerance, and boundless curiosity of the one and only snufkin. please respect this change

i feel like the actual premise of a movie is like the least important factor in whether or not i enjoy it. trailers emblazoned with a hundred "its like X... meets Y" pull quotes just make everything seem like combinatorial sludge

there's no allosexual explanation for this

mood board

despite you, it's still everything

new york

very few things in this world i am sure of. one of them is that car drivers want to kill all bikers

perry's day off

there was a portly young boy at the track last night, riding his scooter in the opposite direction of the runners and giving us all high fives for motivation

my hungry ass could NOT be a geologist

how bad could it be-- oh. ok yeah. i get it

the kids are calling dh lawrence novels "age-gap yuri"

"X was... a choice" is also up there. nails on a chalkboard to me. what kind of choice. use your words. coward.

was kinda relieved to see the movie i was going to see tonight is sold out, had a packed weekend and barely any sleep

ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval

views from the kinokuniya

congratulate perry on three years at the department of emotional labor

its cool that some bird names (nouns) are just verbs or adjectives that describe the guy... the swift swift the craning crane the coquette coquette

strange trends i am noticing: uptick in use of the word "thrushy"

thinking of inventing a new type of person to fall in love with on here

Did u know. I'm a fan of them

just as a lot of the english language is shaped by baseball lingo ("ballpark", "home run", "out of left field"), i can't help but feel my japanese would be enriched by learning a little Go (定石, 定石, 後手に回る)

they also wait who only stand and serve

there are Starbucks everywhere for those with eyes

referring to it as the "joestar cycle"

hard to imagine people are getting art done with the insane cadence of feedback on some of the newer platforms. youtube videos can't have more than ten seconds of silence or everyone clicks off. streamers have to jangle keys constantly. you can't actually develop anything

i like it when my friends mention names of people i don't know, like "X and I went to the park" i never do that. i anonymize most characters in my narration: "my friend" / "someone told me" it's a small bit of vulnerability, to offer a name for the other person to remember

many don't know this, but wikimedia is one of the best streaming services if you love 80s and 90s films. by which i mean the 1880s and 1890s

they dont make em like they used to

that i will never watch witch from mercury can not and will not stop me from being a big fan of suletta mercury

walking down the street with my resting grimace, remember to smile but then i realize my ass wasn't mean mugging anyone in my Kermit the frog t shirt

found out that the american cartoon gumball is known in japan as "おかしなガムボール" (okashi na gumball). this is a pun, as "okashi na" means strange, and "okashi" means candy

Neon Genesis Evangelion Collector's Disc Vol. 5

as revenge for forcing me into DnD, i dragged my friends to trivia where we eked out a nailbiting tiebreaker for second

its so poetic that when the perennially overlooked jayson tatum finally breaks down in a potentially career-ending freak injury during the playoffs, it gets upstaged a few weeks later when it happens to tyrese haliburton in game 7 of the finals

up there with "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"?

we may be mutuals but i also consider us coworkers